Scrabble
A/N: I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh!. Sorry Joey fans, but it's not that bad. And I know nothing about Scrabble, so forgive me on that.
Summary: Tired of playing Duel Monsters, Yugi, Marik, Bakura, Joey, and Kaiba decide to play a friendly game of Scrabble. Based off a scene from Roseanne, you know the one I am talking about. And a local radio promo from 98.9 in Kansas City, MO.
General/Humor PG-13
"What are you talking about, 'was I in your closet?'" Kaiba growled at Yugi. "I am a damn billionaire, why in the blue Hell would I be in your closet, Yugi?"
"Look, I was just asking." Yugi replied as he looked suspicously at Kaiba. 'Geez, big grouch... Like he's got PMS or somethin'.' Marik shot Kaiba a quick glance and snickered, causing the CEO to grin slightly.
Marik leaned over to CEO and said, "Actually, that closet incident was more fun than a barrel of monkeys."
"Yeah," Kaiba said starting out cheerfully, before ending sarcastically. "Armed with hammers...hitting you in the nuts...over and over again." An evil glare came his way from Malik while Joey, Yugi, and Bakura looked on cluelessly.
"Hey Yugi," Bakura said venomously after a moment. "How 'bout a duel?"
"I am tired of dueling!" Yugi whined in a high pitched voice. "Let's do something else."
"Fine," Bakura muttered. "Let's trade cards..."
"NO! No, Duel Monsters...at all!" Yugi declared. "You know, there are other games!"
"Alright! Dugeon Dice Monsters it is!" Kaiba growled.
"No, not that either... Can't we play something simple like...I dunno, Scrabble?" Yugi suggested.
(Five Minutes Later)
"So, what's it gonna be this time, Wheeler? It or is?" Kaiba mocked as he stared at the blond young man. Bakura and Marik snickered, while Yugi bit back a small smile.
'It's true, there were some pretty good words on the board, like Kaiba's impotent and Marik's multicultural. All, I've managed to spell it, is, or the.' Joey thought in humiliation.
The blond flushed and looked at the tiles he possessed and then at the board. Slowly, the cogs in his head freed themselves and layer upon layer of cobwebs and started to turn. After a few minutes, a broad smile appeared on his face as he prepared to wipe the floor with the other four.
Quickly, he placed four tiles on the board; I, D, O, and N. "There, ediolon."
Silence blanketed the surprised room, the word was off the charts in terms of points. 'Well, if their not gonna say anything, I am...' Joey thought ruefully. "Let's see a seven letter word, four vowels, rare... Shall I continue?" Joey said, mustering the most intelligent voice he could.
'No way, no fucking way... Hell no... ARGH!' Bakura rage inwardly.
Yugi covered his face in disgrace. '...I can't believe I lost to Joey in Scrabble...'
Marik looked in horror at the board. 'Might as well be trained monkey.' He thought bitterly.
"Pretty pathetic when you start losing to Wheeler..." Kaiba growled to himself. Marik and Kaiba just stared blankly at Joey and then exchanged glances with one another.
"...Ediolon isn't a word Joey." Kaiba said coldly. Inwardly, he was giggling like a fourteen year old school girl.
"Huh?" Joey sputtered.
"Uh, yeah... That's just a word they made up for Final Fantasy IX." Yugi added quickly, looking from side to side quickly.
"So, no points for you! It or is..." Marik said with a huge smile on his face. 'Can't believe we got away with this.'
"...Fine... T'is..." Joey said sadly as he took back his tiles.
A/N: Ediolon is a word...but I probably spelled it wrong, which has some irony to it. But anyway it means spirit or phantom.
A/N: I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh!. Sorry Joey fans, but it's not that bad. And I know nothing about Scrabble, so forgive me on that.
Summary: Tired of playing Duel Monsters, Yugi, Marik, Bakura, Joey, and Kaiba decide to play a friendly game of Scrabble. Based off a scene from Roseanne, you know the one I am talking about. And a local radio promo from 98.9 in Kansas City, MO.
General/Humor PG-13
"What are you talking about, 'was I in your closet?'" Kaiba growled at Yugi. "I am a damn billionaire, why in the blue Hell would I be in your closet, Yugi?"
"Look, I was just asking." Yugi replied as he looked suspicously at Kaiba. 'Geez, big grouch... Like he's got PMS or somethin'.' Marik shot Kaiba a quick glance and snickered, causing the CEO to grin slightly.
Marik leaned over to CEO and said, "Actually, that closet incident was more fun than a barrel of monkeys."
"Yeah," Kaiba said starting out cheerfully, before ending sarcastically. "Armed with hammers...hitting you in the nuts...over and over again." An evil glare came his way from Malik while Joey, Yugi, and Bakura looked on cluelessly.
"Hey Yugi," Bakura said venomously after a moment. "How 'bout a duel?"
"I am tired of dueling!" Yugi whined in a high pitched voice. "Let's do something else."
"Fine," Bakura muttered. "Let's trade cards..."
"NO! No, Duel Monsters...at all!" Yugi declared. "You know, there are other games!"
"Alright! Dugeon Dice Monsters it is!" Kaiba growled.
"No, not that either... Can't we play something simple like...I dunno, Scrabble?" Yugi suggested.
(Five Minutes Later)
"So, what's it gonna be this time, Wheeler? It or is?" Kaiba mocked as he stared at the blond young man. Bakura and Marik snickered, while Yugi bit back a small smile.
'It's true, there were some pretty good words on the board, like Kaiba's impotent and Marik's multicultural. All, I've managed to spell it, is, or the.' Joey thought in humiliation.
The blond flushed and looked at the tiles he possessed and then at the board. Slowly, the cogs in his head freed themselves and layer upon layer of cobwebs and started to turn. After a few minutes, a broad smile appeared on his face as he prepared to wipe the floor with the other four.
Quickly, he placed four tiles on the board; I, D, O, and N. "There, ediolon."
Silence blanketed the surprised room, the word was off the charts in terms of points. 'Well, if their not gonna say anything, I am...' Joey thought ruefully. "Let's see a seven letter word, four vowels, rare... Shall I continue?" Joey said, mustering the most intelligent voice he could.
'No way, no fucking way... Hell no... ARGH!' Bakura rage inwardly.
Yugi covered his face in disgrace. '...I can't believe I lost to Joey in Scrabble...'
Marik looked in horror at the board. 'Might as well be trained monkey.' He thought bitterly.
"Pretty pathetic when you start losing to Wheeler..." Kaiba growled to himself. Marik and Kaiba just stared blankly at Joey and then exchanged glances with one another.
"...Ediolon isn't a word Joey." Kaiba said coldly. Inwardly, he was giggling like a fourteen year old school girl.
"Huh?" Joey sputtered.
"Uh, yeah... That's just a word they made up for Final Fantasy IX." Yugi added quickly, looking from side to side quickly.
"So, no points for you! It or is..." Marik said with a huge smile on his face. 'Can't believe we got away with this.'
"...Fine... T'is..." Joey said sadly as he took back his tiles.
A/N: Ediolon is a word...but I probably spelled it wrong, which has some irony to it. But anyway it means spirit or phantom.