I must apologise for being Australian and the fact that I have only see the
first series but this just came to me so here you go.
You know that life isn't that bad as a severed hear once you get used to it. I mean I've got company now that Max cut of the heads of the entire cast and put them up hear on the mantle piece with me. I mean sure it gets a little boring and Max likes to dangle Chinese food in front of me and not let me eat but I'm sure that she means well.
I suppose it would be better if I tell you how I got here in the first place. Did you know that Max was really sensitive about her looks. I said she looked a little tired on the morning before we decided to go out on a date and she got really pissy. That was okay but on the date I spilt wine on her and she wouldn't speak to me after that for three days.
When I asked her what was the matter she merely replied that my face was annoying her and that if I didn't shut up she would do something. Obviously I didn't shut up. So there I was, sitting on my mantle piece (she took my apartment by the way) and I comes Zack. Good, I think, he might help me but just my luck she decided to hack his head off too and stick him next to me.
She began to tell us that collecting heads would become her new hobby and that we should be expecting company any day now.
Just a taste. If you like and review it I will like a really long one with my limited knowledge of the second series.
You know that life isn't that bad as a severed hear once you get used to it. I mean I've got company now that Max cut of the heads of the entire cast and put them up hear on the mantle piece with me. I mean sure it gets a little boring and Max likes to dangle Chinese food in front of me and not let me eat but I'm sure that she means well.
I suppose it would be better if I tell you how I got here in the first place. Did you know that Max was really sensitive about her looks. I said she looked a little tired on the morning before we decided to go out on a date and she got really pissy. That was okay but on the date I spilt wine on her and she wouldn't speak to me after that for three days.
When I asked her what was the matter she merely replied that my face was annoying her and that if I didn't shut up she would do something. Obviously I didn't shut up. So there I was, sitting on my mantle piece (she took my apartment by the way) and I comes Zack. Good, I think, he might help me but just my luck she decided to hack his head off too and stick him next to me.
She began to tell us that collecting heads would become her new hobby and that we should be expecting company any day now.
Just a taste. If you like and review it I will like a really long one with my limited knowledge of the second series.