"CRAP! Why are we in ZoruaRules4's movie studio?" Jaden Yuki yells as him and the Team Plasma Pokemon king N Harmonia(real name Natural Harmonia Gropius) were stuck in my studio.
In a hidden room with Chef from Total Drama, I watch them LOLing as hard as I can. "Buncha morons."
"Um. I don't know," says N nervously. "I find you quit-"
Then I kick Chef in the groin to make sure I was not gonna have to battle. "You shut your mouth. Chris McClaine ain't gonna get ya."
Chef shuts his mouth.
"Shut up Harmonia, and look to my Pokemon!"
"You don't have any. You have Duel Monsters."
"Oh."
Jaden bursts into tears. N hugs him awkwardly.
That was funny- nah wait! Jaden had figured out a way!
"N come. WHERE ARE MY FREAKING CHEETOS?" Jaden yells again. N follows to a metal door.
"LETS GET THE APPLE OF EDEN!"
"NO WAIT! THATS A ASSASSIN'S CREED REFERENCE!"
"WHO DAMN CARES?!"
N shuts up. I do the same. Chef laughs, but without humor. "You gotta pay me for watching this crap."
"Fine."
Jaden bangs on the door. I see Seto Kaiba waking in. "What the hell are you doing?"
"We are looking for the tomb of Cleopatra!"
Kakashi Hatake from Naruto walks in along with Marigold Softpaws. "Um. Kakashi, get me back! You kidnapped me!"
"WHO DAMN CARES!" Then Kakashi and Seto Kaiba notice N. "Um. Whos that guy?"
"Why didn't you put annotations?" Chef asks.
"I bet it would be funnier."
"Black! Cheren! Yuuki! DAMNIT MAN!" The Black's Journey and Vampire Knight characters come in, not knowing all people have been locked in...
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAA! Oh damnit Joey came :(
Joey frowns and breaks the camera. "I'm calling my lawyer!"
"You don't have a lawyer you only have your Duel Monsters. Duel monsters are the only law" I say coming in the room.
"Ohhhhh"
"Back to the stupid episode already"
N slaps Jaden. "You're gay."
"WHERE THE HELL IS MY DAMN FREAKING CHEETOS!"
N slaps Jaden and Jaden shuts up without question. "You're still gay..."
"Fine. Now back to the question before we got sidelined by the redundant characters you call allies who have just appeared without permission" * Joey sticks his head out of the doorway*
"We're not redundant. We have got friendship to hold us together unlike other people here." *looks at Kaiba and smiles then leaves*
Me: I don't care Joey
"SSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPPPPPPP PPPPPPPPPPPP!" Chef yells angrily and punches me.
Then everyone comes at me. "Kill Jaden!" I yell. "OR N! HE IS GAY!"
"WHO SAID I WAS GAY! I WANT JADEN'S CHEETOS!" *Joey comes* "GET CHA GAME ON! THIS IS DEDICATED TO ZORUA'S FRIEND!"
Everybody stares at me. I blush. "DAMNIT JOEY! GUARDS!"
"N, YOU'RE GAY!"
"SHUT UP!" Naruto Uzumaki comes and slaps me, Jaden, N, and Joey. "SHUT UP!"
Polish assassin comes "PSKGRUBA!" (Translation: Fat dogs!)
Marigold Softpaws jumps and creates a Blue Eyes Ice Dragon Duel Monster. "now I can get back to Blackie and Caprio."
*she shuffles off*
DAMN THIS! WHY CAN'T I HAVE A DAMN GOOD SHOW WITHOUT INTERUPPTING BY RANDOM ANIME, GAME, BUILDABEAR, AND MANGA CHARCTERS!
Back to fighting...
OUCHITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT*************************************(Censored swearing in French and Pikachu)
Bearpaw Academy gang, Yugi and Yami, Ghetsis, and the pizza man comes "WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DOING HERE! PLASMA!"
Bangerang! Bangerang! Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa baby!*Po and Shifu, along with Viper and Tigress from Kung Fu Panda comes and starts singing*
"LITTLE KURIBOH'S COMING AT YA!"
"Bangerang!"
"Price tag..."
I yelp as Jaden punches me. "Huh...you're simpler to hurt than Yugi...mighta well take you in as my "sister". You look like a girl."
"I don't have gender," I shout back as I do a spin kick on Tigress and Yami Yugi. "Jaden, go tell N he's gay."
"Ok! Touko, go kill N." Jaden orders his pet Zorua Touko.
The Pokemon attacks N.
I laugh. Jaden laughs too. We both laugh. The other people says "Awwwww, cute love"
"what the hell is this? Some action movie?" Jaden yells.
"Um. Yeah." I pull Jaden aside as a flying car passes by.
"LETS SING STRONGER!"
"NO WAY JADEN!"
"COME ON ZORUA!"
"FINE!" He sings it
Yeah. Alright. Let's crank this up!
If-a-if if if you try to duel me,
it's gonna' make me stronger.
I need you to play a card now,
'cuz I can't wait much longer.
My deck's like totally gonna' beat ya.
You may think you're harder.
But just wait for when I make my next move,
when Winged Kuriboh's coming at ya.
(Get your game on. Get your game on!)
Yo, listen up home boy, let me be the tutor.
I'm 'bout to tell ya all about how we saved the future.
It started out with Jaden Yuki hanging out in Venice.
Last thing I knew, Crowler had me playing tennis.
But then this guy rolls up, on his motorcycle,
he's got a freaky mask like that Myers named Michael.
He's tryna' kill me, man! For all he's worth.
Shouting out this weird crap about saving the earth.
And then he revs up his bike, he's got that need for speed.
It's a good thing I played all that Assassin's Creed.
But then the sky turned black, out comes this huge dragon!
The thing five times the size of a station wagon.
It's in hot pursuit, shooting fire-balls.
Got me jumping the roofs and got me climbing the walls.
I try to escape, but at the very last minute
I whip out my duel disk and I push it to the limit sayin'
If-a-if if if you try to duel me,
it's gonna' make me stronger.
I need you to play a card now,
'cuz I can't wait much longer.
My deck's like totally gonna' beat ya.
You may think you're harder.
But just wait for when I make my next move,
when Winged Kuriboh's coming at ya.
(Get your game on. Get your game on!)
Well, as it turns out now I'm not the first sucker
whose had a run in with this masked mother-.
But now we gotta' skip a hundred years or three,
'cuz this story ain't told chronologically.
But hey, don't get confused, understanding's a breeze.
This section takes place in the world of 5D's.
Yusei and his friends were just driving around.
When guess who shows up with an evil sound?
He steals Yusei's dragon.
And then he takes off bragging.
Yusei's tattoo glows.
It somehow knows.
How to travel through time.
And I can hear you whine.
But don't you fret 'cuz things about to get
(Harder. Better. Faster. Stronger)
If-a-if if if you try to duel me,
it's gonna' make me stronger.
I need you to play a card now,
'cuz I can't wait much longer.
My deck's like totally gonna' beat ya.
You may think you're harder.
But just wait for when I make my next move,
when Winged Kuriboh's coming at ya.
(So get your game on! Haha, I'm throwing down a face down!
So get your game on! C'mon!)
So then Yusei and me, we go back into the past.
Man, this time travel gig's one hell of a blast!
But hey, this ain't Kansas, we ain't Dorothy and Toto.
When all of a sudden, here comes Yugi Moto.
We team up together, an unstoppable force.
We're gonna' challenge Paradox, and we'll win, of course!
We take the guy down and we save our show.
Ain't no-one gonna' mess with Yu-Gi-Oh! Yeah!
If-a-if if if you try to duel me,
it's gonna' make me stronger.
I need you to play a card now
'cuz I can't wait much longer.
My deck's like totally gonna' beat ya.
You may think you're harder.
But just wait for when I make my next move,
when Winged Kuriboh's coming at ya.
(So get your game on! Where the hell are my cheetos?
So get your game on! Get your game on.)
"YEAH!" "WHERE THE HECK ARE YOUR CHEETOS?"
WHERE THE HELL IS MY CHEETOS?