"Um…Sammy?" Dean called out, staring at the pile of items on the dining room table and wondering if perhaps he was in fact still asleep.

"Yeah Dean?" Came the reply from down the hall towards the garage.

"Is there…is there something you need to tell me?" Dean asked.

Sammy walked into the kitchen and Dean stared as he added what looked to be about 20 pounds of bananas to the table. "What do you mean?" Sammy asked, looking distracted as he turned and headed back down the hallway.

Dean gave him a concerned look and followed. He was wondering if maybe Sam had accidentally picked up a cursed object while riffling around in the store room yesterday and did not want to let him out of his sight, just in case.

Sam, however, looked to be just fine…apart from his strange shopping. He was walking purposefully back to towards the garage while whistling a happy tuneless something.

Dean scratched his head, wishing he'd at least had a chance to make a coffee before his day went nuts. He was about to question Sam further, but stopped in shock as he stared at the contents of his Baby and the item that Sam was now offloading from the trunk.

"What the hell, Sam?!" Dean exclaimed. Was that a five gallon drum…of lube!? He rushed over to Sam, now definitely concerned at his mental state, spinning him around to stare into his eyes. Looking for any sign that he wasn't Sammy right now…or that he was not 100% there.

But they were definitely Sammy's eyes staring back at him, looking somewhat confused by Dean's behaviour for a moment before he burst out laughing. "I'm fine Dean!"

"Fine?! Then why the hell is my dining table covered in feminine hygiene products!?"

Sam's face broke into a ridiculous grin, "To make a porcupanda!"


Hi everybody! Sorry for the long wait, my muse has been a little distracted lately! However as we finish up GISHWES for another year, I couldn't help but wonder how Sam and Dean would react and a story was born! It was originally going to be a one-shot, but there were too many hilarious ideas to explore! I hope you enjoy!

Welcome to all my new followers since last time! It's awesome to know my stories are still being read by lots of people when I am absent for a while!