This is my first fanfic with these two, so enjoy! I have no idea if anyone else likes this ship, but I love it! : )
Alvin woke up to his dreadful Larryboy alarm clock and when he slammed his fist on top of it, he decided that it was time for him to get ready. He got on his usual clothing and he put on his monocle over his eye. He felt better about today than he ever felt about any other day in his life because he finally had the perfect plan and the perfect partner to help him get the job done.
Even though their last plan was a bust, Alvin decided to team up with her once again because he liked her strategy and he loved how intuitive she was when he worked with her. The onion had a thought in the back of his twisted mind that this plan might turn out to be a bust as well, but he was willing to try and so was she, Greta Von Gruesome.
The only thing that seemed to intrigue her about Alvin was his obsession with an inanimate object. She thought that it was because he needed a friend or someone to love, but she thought it it might've been more than what she realized. She felt like she needed to fulfill her duty as his partner and to help him with this issue in the near future.
When Alvin was finally ready to meet up with Greta to put their plan in action to take over Bumblyburg, he heard someone ringing his door bell and knocking on his door. He didn't know that she was that persistent when it came to business, especially when it came to their villainous duties. He found that quite attractive in ladies that he pondered about, especially Greta. He liked how they had a height difference and he liked how well their personalities bounced off one another. She may not noticed it yet, but Alvin was very observant in detail (which was one secret he had about his personality).
"Are you ready for revenge?"
Greta just looked at him and she couldn't believe that he was still clinging onto lampy like someone would cling onto their childhood blanket. She didn't know what to think, but it reminded her of a child and she secretly found it quite adorable. She nodded and then they went off on to pursue their latest mischief onto Larryboy and to the other fellow citizens of Bumblyburg. When they went to their secret lair, they had to wait all day to put their plan into action. When they sat there, Alvin held onto Lampy and Greta finally had to courage to ask him what she wanted to ask.
"Why do you like Lampy so much?"
Alvin paused and he decided to think about her question. He tried to find a proper answer, but he found nothing because he'd always wondered that himself. He pondered for a while, but he thought of nothing and he realized that Lampy could be holding him back. Lampy was the one who was spotted and after that, his plans would be foiled.
"I-I'm not sure… I know that he always holds me back from pursuing my plans…"
"I've always felt that way and the dance parties too…."
"I have to get rid of him!"
He took Lampy and he put him into a garbage can. He pressed his lips together and he continued to sashay down to her lair. He felt confident and when he got to her lair, she asked him another question that baffled him.
"When did you first have Lampy?"