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Luffy was running from wild animals. Again. It had been 3 days since his jiji decided to toss a 7 year old into a forest filled with carniverous mofos and poisonous plants that could kill in seconds. Since day 1 he had been chased by tigers, fell sick from wierd plants, or just in general been shitted on by Kami herself. And once again, Luffy was running for his life from half the forest.

During his sprint, he came across a HUGE tree that had a hole in it. wasting no time to think of 'why is there a hole that seemed made from a dude in here?', the kid scrambled inside. After watching his four legged persuers run pass him, he decided to stay in the tree for a while and traveled further into the tree. After a few minutes, Luffy found himself inside what appeared to me a large training area. There were wooden dummies all around, targets, and other items spread around the impossibly huge field. In the center of the area was a small cottage. Luffy went inside the cottage to explore it. The interior seemed like a small family living room. There was also a small desk with a huge chest beside it with a sheet of paper on the desk. Upon closer inspection, Luffy saw it was a letter, and chose to read it.

Dear Luffy,

I don't know how to say this so I'll put it bluntly, your my son. I can't come see you yet, but soon you will know my face. The reason for this letter is because I want you to one day help me in my fight against the world goverment. Your probably wondering how you are gonna do that, eh? Well your old man has decided that although I can't physically help guide you, I can leave you the tools needed to grow into I fine man worthy of being my blood. Below the desk is a chest, and inside it are several things that I feel you will need in the future. The contents include a very strong fighting style known as Rokushiki, as well as the Nitoryu sword art and is a manual to learning and mastering Haki. The most powerful things inside the chest is a Devil fruit and the legendary devil's eyes, as well as a method to attaining the abilities of another fruit without consumption. Use these items to become a great man, my dearest son.

Your forever observing father, Dragon.

Near the end of the letter, Luffy was in tears. He had a dad! That was always something he wondered about for years. he refused to let his newfound dad down, especially since he said he was always watching. After drying his eyes, Luffy began taking out the contents of the chest and setting it on the desk. If Garp-jiji was planning to come back in 4 months he had to start training now. Luffy steeled his resolve before beginning his most feared task from this whole training regime...reading books.

4 months later...

Luffy began walking back into town with the chest on his back. Luffy had learned much in his months in the forest. The most suprising was the abilities of his devil fruit. Luffy had suprisingly taken to Rokushiki and Haki like a sponge in the ocean. Luffy had already mastered two of the six techniques, Rankyaku and Tekkai, as well as learning to control Busoshoku and Kenbunshoko Haki. Luffy found out that the fruit he had ate was a secret fruit made by the revolutionary army's spy in the marines, . He had named it the Kopi Kopi no mi, and was probably one of the best fruits in the world. The fruit allowed the user to actually duplicate the abilities of another fruit untill the copied ability is changed, then one would need to see the fruit power again to use it once more.

At first, Luffy wondered why his father would leave such a powerful fruit in his hands. Around the 3rd month, Luffy realized that the fruit was mean't to be used in conjuction with the Devil's eyes, which were a pair of eyeballs that had black iris and a red pupil surrounded by three commas that were connected by a circle. These eyes were said to had belonged to the creater of all devil fruits. the eyes had the abilities to give photographic memory to the bearer. The eyes in ,conjunction with the Kopi Kopi no mi, could be the most powerful thing the world had ever seen.

Unfortunately, Luffy couldn't get started on his Nitoryu training or get the eyes inplanted within him untill he returned to Foosha village, and even then, the chances of finding weapons there were slim to none. While the 7 year old was thinking of a way to learn Nitoryu, he was hit with his gramps "fist of love". Luffy managed to at least not get blown back into the forest by the blow, much to garp's small shock, though he was still sent to the ground.

"AHH! WHAT THE HECK OLD MAN?!" Luffy yelled while getting back up.

"DON'T YOU YELL AT ME, GAKI! MY FIST OF LOVE WILL ALWAYS FIND YOU!" Garp replied. Luffy calmed down enough to get on to Garp's then lowered back. Luffy enjoyed the ride back to Foosha, still reveling in the blissful ignorance of childhood.

13 years later...

After Garp had left to resume duty as vice-admiral of the marines, a group of pirates showed up a month later known as the red hair pirates. During their stay in Foosha, Luffy had befriended the whole crew, especially the captian Shanks. Shanks had even had his ship's doctor transplant his eyes with the devil's (though he didn't recognize them at the time.). The day that Luffy made it his dream to become a pirate was, coincidentally, the day that Luffy began to build his list of devil fruit powers. When Luffy ran to there ship asking Shanks to take him to sea with his crew (the first of many times), Shanks decided to show the little kid some of his fights to help dissuade Luffy from thoughts of pirate life. He strapped Luffy into a chair, brought out his visual recording transponder snail, and left Luffy in a room watching 3 hours worth of footage. Let's just say that Luffy finally found a way to begin practicing Nitoryu.

2 months later, during a small scuffle between a group of local mountian bandits and...well nothing really, Luffy found a small chest that contained a devil fruit. Luffy decided to totally screw with Shanks head since he wouldn't defend his own honor by using the devil spirit draining technique to absorb the power within the fruit. A few hours later, Luffy ran into the bandits again and decided to completely destroy them. By the time Mokino,Shanks, and the mayor arrived the bandits were all heaping, bloody piles of flesh. After that day, Shanks decided it would be great to have an apprentice.

Luffy spent thirteen years with the red hair pirates, and in his opinion they were the best years of his life. Luffy learned that the fruit he absorbed was known as one of the most dangerous parmecias in the world, the Jiku Jiku no mi. The fruit gave him the ability to create "holes" within the space/time spectrum. The "holes" could do things from transport a person or object from one place to another or give the user intangibility. The "hole" can also become a feild where time flows seprately from outside as well as weight. That, coupled with his Kopi Kopi no mi was sure to make him a powerhouse. Luffy gained a few other devilfruit powers as well. During his apprenticeship under Shanks, Luffy had inproved his haki to near impossible heights. He also discovered he had the Haoshoku color, to the suprise of the crew. Near the end of his time with shanks, he finally met his father. A small heartfelt dialogue and some sparring later, Luffy was an unoficial member of the revolution.

Eventually, Luffy decided to begin his own adventure, and had returned to the east blue to Shells town (after a good party thrown by Shanks). Right now, we find our straw hat friend passing a pair of ships that seemed to be having an execution of some sort. Luffy over the years had become an adonis. He sported his signature straw hat on his head. He wore a sleeveless dark coat with golden edges and white motifs on the front and "god of devil fruits" behind in golden kanji, over very loose beige pants held up by a white sash around the waist, with some light brown fur sprouting from it. His pants were tucked inside some bandages wrapped around his calves and in part around his shoes. Luffy was quite tall at 6'5" and had long arms. He was also quite muscular.

As Luffy came closer to the, now obvious, pirate ship, he heard someone talking.

"Men! Today to people will be given a watery death! The whore Alvida was seen eating a devil fruit a month ago in hopes of gaining freedom from us, and our own cabin boy Coby was heard wishing to join the cursed marines! Who am I gentlemen?!"

"The great Higuma!"

"And what do I not tolerate?!"

"TREASON!"

"Then load the cannon and blast these fools to there doom!"

Some of the captians men began turning a cannon towards two people tied up on top of a plank. One was a small chubby kid with pink hair and glasses. The other was a brunette woman who had on a cowboy hat and sported an hourglass figure. Both shut their eyes when they heard the sound of the cannon firing, and prepared for their end.

That is untill some random badass caught the cannon mid-air, that is.

"Hehe, well what do ya know? The mountian bandit decided to become a pirate." the stranger said. The crew were shocked at how this monster before them could stop a moving cannon with his bare hand, and even more so when said monster knew there captian.

"Y-you brat! you're the kid who beat the crap out my boys all those years ago! I'll get my vengeance on you right now! Men! Kill him!" Higuma yelled. The pirates, saved by there captian's words, all charged towards the strange man. None seemed to see his huge smirk, or hear him utter there final words.

"Spar Claw"

Luffy's hands and fingers turned into claw like blades as he swung his arms in a wide arc around him. All of the pirates save Higuma were sliced into pieces. Higuma watched in horror as his crew were murdered. Luffy turned to untie the two people, and Higuma attempted to cleave the seemingly defenseless man in two.

The key word being attempted.

His sword, along with his body, was cut in two when Luffy kicked him. The tied up duo were amazed by the display of power from the stranger. They were so stunned, they hardly noticed they were free of there bindings.

"So, why were those guys trying to kill you two?" Luffy asked.

"Well, Higuma heard about Coby's dream of becoming a marine and discovered i had a devil fruit ability." Alvida answered. Luffy took a thinking position as he wondered on what to do with them. While he was thinking, he didn't notice Alvida eye raping him.

"Ok. I was on my way to Shells Town, so Coby can enlist at the marine base there. What about you Alvida?"

She immediately replied with "You saved my life. Anything you plan to do, I want in." This took Luffy by suprise, not expecting her to so earnestly join him. 35 minutes later, a blood free ship with it's jolly roger replaced with a while sails was heading to Shells Town, and to the start of the legend of the Akuma no mi no Kami.

Hooray for badass Luffy! Sorry but for some reason the polls tab simply refused to work this week, so I had to select some starting fruits. Here are there english name and abilities.

Copy-Copy fruit: Paramecia-Allows user to copy the abilites of other devil fruits untill the copied power is changed.(Devil's eye allows person to have eternal mental image of power. In other words, user can keep and augment devil fruit powers).

Spacetime-Spacetime fruit: Paramecia-Allows user to create holes in spacetime continuem. Holes allows instant movement of people or objects from one area to another. Holes can be used to create fields of time distortion. Also gives user intangibility.

Dice-Dice fruit: Paramecia-Transforms user into a Fullbody bladed person. Can create blades from any part of the body as well as give body steel like resistance.

(Augmented) Kilo-Kilo fruit: Paramecia-Allows user to multiply or divide weight of self or other objects by 1 to 10,000 kilograms.

Saru-Saru fruit, Model Kong: Mythical Zoan-Transforms user into a hybrid or giant legendary ape.

Luffy will be capable of using devil fruits together, so Mwuhaha to my haters. Luffy isn't a Rokushiki master, but he is a master of certian techniques. BTW, yes Luffy is gonna be a god. There is a reason he is the Devil fruit God.