Disclaimer: I do not own DMC, Dante, Metalocalypse or Skwisgaar. Yaoi. If you don't like, don't read. For those who do not know of Metalocalypse, Dethklok, or Skwisgaar, they're a metal band in a TV show called Metalocalypse that usually shows on Adult Swim. You can check it out on YouTube also.
&& METAL is like HORSE. I made it up for this story.

Enjoy.

"You's cannot plays better than me." Skwisgaar said in his thick Swedish accent with a slightly raised eyebrow.

He held on lightly to his guitar as he stared at Dante, waiting for a smart response as Dante always gave. Dante

smirked as he shook his silver haired head. "Psh. Yeah right. I can play better and faster than you." He retorted

with a grin. Skwisgaar stared in disbelief. "Pfft. Dildos. I'm the fastest guitars player!" He quickly played a riff

then looked into Dante's eyes as if he was proposing a challenge. Dante mentally yet gladly accepted as he

played the same riff except faster. "Fine. Let's play METAL. It's yours turn to starts." Skwisgaar let his guitar

hang as he let go. Dante nodded then played a different riff quickly. Skwisgaar listened carefully but couldn't

help eyeing Dante with lust–filled eyes. His silver hair hung gently in his eyes as he skillfully played his electric.

He stopped and raised an eyebrow, signaling that it was Skwisgaar's turn. Skwisgaar quickly began playing the

same riff, but twice as fast. He had the advantage of listening and recognizing the notes since he couldn't read

music. "Music dysleskia" is what he called it. He played Dante's riff with ease and smirked as he finished. His

smirk slowly turned into a smile, as he flashed his perfectly straight, white teeth. Dante felt a burning desire fill his

body as he looked at his smile. They had been friends ever since they met at a Dethklok show. But ever since

they met, strange feelings began to show. Skwisgaar felt attached to Dante and vice versa.

Skwisgaar quickly played a new riff at an unbelievable rate of speed then stopped to let Dante mimic it. Dante,

of course, tried and messed up the last chord. "DAMN!" he exclaimed, shaking his head. Skwisgaar suddenly

got an idea then flashed a toothy grin.

"That's an M. Did I mentions that we's have to strips off a piece of clothing for each letter we's get?"