(A/N: This story will be short but funny. It's just a kiss. Now, read. READ! )
Disclaimer: If I did own Naruto (which I really don't), I'd make him do the Chicken Dance.
Naruto: What?! That's stupid! Believe it:P
Me: Naruto…
Naruto: What, you weirdo?
Me: I AM YOUR FATHER!!! (Ok, I'm sorry—I'm eating a date)
Naruto: What?! That's—that's impossible! You're a GIRL!
Me: Ok, fine—I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!
Naruto: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Me: Now, I order you… do the Chicken Dance!
Naruto: Yes, mother!! (starts dancing)
Me: Hey! That's the Tango! Well, that was a long disclaimer…Enjoy the story while you still can!
ON WITH THE STORY
Naruto and Hinata are under a tree, eating lunch.
Naruto is still dancing.
Me: Psst! Naruto! You can stop now!
Naruto: Huh? Oh!
Hinata: Naruto…
Naruto: Yeah?
Hinata: Kiss me
SILENCE
Naruto: Er, I don't know if I'm ready for that…
Hinata: I'll buy you rame—
Naruto: Deal!
And so, they kiss.
(A/N: Well, that was nice. This is my second story, and I hope you enjoyed it! Please review and—Naruto! Why aren't you dancing?
Naruto: I thought you told me to stop
Me: DANCE THE CHICKEN DANCE!!!!!
Naruto: OK!!! (starts dancing)
Me: IDIOT!! THAT'S THE WALTZ!! WELL GOODBYE!!! WHY AM I STILL YELLING, YOU ASK?! THE CAPS LOCK BUTTON IS STUCK!!! GET USED TO IT!! NOW BYE!!!
Fin