This is just to say
I might have gone too far
during my last escapade.
You have to understand
It was so tempting.
So I made a surgical cut in your teddy
and removed all the stuffing
replacing it with the stuffing in the turkey
I know I went a little far
and that you had to spray febreeze in your room for days
but to see the look on your face
I would do it a hundred times again
and the fact that you're vegetarian
only made it better.
Sorry,
- Victor
P.S. Robin made me write this.