Never leave Courtney alone with Harold

Especially if she is by a lamppost

For your own safety, don't allow Duncan to watch titanic (remember the key song)

For your own safety, lock Heather in the freezer

Don't let Izzy play with fire

And don't get fooled if she says it's pretty

Never let Owen chow down on baked beans

Never ever give Ezekiel a gold necklace with a Z, he'll go pimp all over your butt

Never lock Cody in a room with "the ladies"

And never let Trent teach his tricks to Cody, either

Never tell Lindsay who Tyler is

Don't ever take away Eva's MP3 player

Electric eels are for shocking, not for fun (this is for you, Izzy)

Never tell Courtney that there isn't a real set of rules in TDI

Never read a love letter to LeShawna from Harold

Never stand 100 feet near Bridgette while her being upside down

Never pee in poison ivy

Even if it's just to watch Justin

Don't hit LeShawna's motor home with a cannonball

Never ever let Chris talk with a pirate accent

Never give Duncan a carving of Courtney's head

If you want to see Trent and Gwen kiss, then play She Will Be Loved by Maroon 5

Never separate Katie and Sadie

Don't give Izzy a torch

Don't use Justin's shirt as a blanket

Even if it's hot

Don't ever ever ever steal Geoff's hat

Knives are for cutting food, not for carving skulls into trees

Never ever let Noah fall asleep by Cody

Don't ever try to prove Izzy wrong

Don't allow Ezekiel to be by Bridgette

For DJ's sake, never lose Bunny

Don't let Beth spin flaming marshmallows on a stick

Never try to cut Harold's rope on the water ski while mud skiing near a loose branch

Unless you want him to say "Boo-Bies" the rest of the night

Don't steal anything from Boney Island

Or from Chef's fridge

If you're faced against a Psycho Killer with a Chainsaw and a Hook, kick him 3 times in the face and he'll run away

The ultimate talent is the type that keeps on Beat- Boxing

Never try to catch a frog with a bucket

Never have Owen and Mr. Coconut part ways

Never have Owen grow a beard

Don't let Izzy dress up as a bear

Always vote Eva off; especially if the rest of the people chant "E-Va"

It's ok if you run away from Heather while she's wearing a facial mask

Don't ever shoot Heather with a tranquilizer gun

Never ask Izzy to make out in the woods while there's a Psycho Killer with a Chainsaw and A Hook on the loose

Never have Chris in a tu-tu

Never ever fight against LeShawna in the sport of log rolling

Don't ever sign up for an internship for Total Drama Island

Don't steal Chris' megaphone

Never ride in Chef's plane

Never ride a Canadian moose while being naked waist- under

Don't kiss with your girlfriend's mortal enemy dude

Don't take Ezekiel's shirt off

Never vote off someone just because they stink

Never forget to put the screws in a bike

Never get the seasonal and geographic props incorrect, for Courtney's sake

Never feel displeasure when you feed Harold his underwear in a sandwich

Or when you steal them