Disclaimer: None of it is mine. –Sighs—I do so despise these reality checks.

If you love me and want to know where I've been for…-ouch-…check the note at the end.

Fun fact: As I write this note to check the note at the end, I've got no idea what the note at the end will say—because I haven't written it yet! XD

Yes. Yes, I am that easily amused. —.—

Enjoy…

Olette Angry! Olette Smash!

KitsuneArasi

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Crash!

Slam!

Boom!

Today was an unusually loud day in Twilight Town.

"Ack! No! Please! Not that Olette!"

Riku sat indian style on the ground between Seifer and Axel, watching Sora, Roxas, and Hayner run around screaming like little girls.

The others were all scattered about in strategic positions, safe and sound and (for the most part) laughing their tails off.

No, this wasn't a Struggle tournament, but it was high in entertainment value...

"We didn't mean to, Olette! We were just messing around!" Hayner cried as she gnashed her teeth in what was most definitely an out-of-character manner.

"Yeah, we're just dumb boys, that's all!" Roxas nodded furiously as he ran.

"Yeah, that's righ-EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" Oh, ouch. Sora was caught.

As much as the silver-haired boy was looking forward to -ahem- licking Sora's wounds after this was over, he didn't want to see his boyfriend hurt too badly.

He rose from the ground and informed Axel of his intervention, "I'm gonna go save Sora from Girl-zilla. You might want to play White Knight for Roxas."

Seifer snorted in amusement, "What about Hayner?"

"He's the one who decided to mess with Olette's makeup in the first place. Besides, his girlfriend, his problem."

"You two sure it's such a good idea to wade into that?" Seifer questioned.

Crack!

Axel winced, "Not really, but...," he grinned, thinking of the possibilities, "it's bound to earn us some brownie points."

And so they waded into the fray.

Schlrrk!

Oh, ouch!

(La Fin)

Author's Note: Anyway, if you're reading this, I love you! J

I've been pretty busy/forgetful lately…along with finding myself enslaved to the glory that is Final Fantasy XII! I lurve.

Anyway, I'm sorry to have made you wait so long, if you were, indeed, waiting. But you might just love this—today I intend to post several oneshots…

And begin posting the continuation I've been working on!

Worship me, all ye who read here!

I love you all, and thanks for being so patient.

-Chu-