Dean sat on the couch and turned on the TV Cas walked in as Dean was watching a basketball game

What are you doing Dean Cas asked

I'm watching the basketball game Dean replied

"What is 'basketball?'" Cas asked.

"It's a game," Dean explained. Dean got up and shut off the TV.

"Come on Cas, I'm gonna teach you basketball," Dean said as he walked to the closet. Dean looked around for a bit and found a basketball in the closet. He then walked out the bunker door

"Ok Cas, now here's your first lesson, take this ball and throw it in the hoop" Dean instructed.

"Why" Cas replied.

"Because that's how you score points," Dean said.

"Why do I need to score points? Dean I don't see the point of this game," Cas said as he aimed for the hoop. Dean sighed.

"Ok Cas look, the point of this game is to-"

*A WILD SHAQUILLE O' METATRON APPEARS*

"Brotha I'm gonna teach ya the ways," Shaq o' tron said as he tapped Cas's forehead with this index and middle fingers. Cas's eyes glowed blue and a feeling of determination set in to him.

The next day Dean woke up and saw Cas shooting hoops. He had been there all night.

"What are you doing Cas? Have you been here all night?" Dean asked.

"I'm training to join the NBA," Cas replied as he scored a three pointer.

"Why do you need to join the NBA?" Dean inquired.

"To become like my mentor, the great Shaquille o' Metatron," Cas answered as he ran across the court.

"... Just, WHAT!?1?!1?!1!11?1?!1" Dean screamed. Suddenly Cas vanished into thin air. Cas reappeared at a basketball stadium for a basketball team.

"I would like to join the basketball team" Cas said to the ticket vendor.

"Wouldn't we all," the ticket vendor said boredly. "that'll be 45 dollars"

"For what?" Cas asked.

"A ticket," the ticket vendor replied

"Forget that!" Cas said as he vanished into the stadium.

"And number 44 has the ball! He shoots, he- What's this? A fan in a trench coat appears to have appeared on the court! He's stolen the ball from 44 and is now flying across the court, literally FLYING! He's heading towards the other hoop. Oh oh oh! SLAM DUNK!" The announcer continued to narrate the game as is. Suddenly police officers bursted out onto the court.

"Castiel!" the officer shouted as he drew an angel blade "What are you doing!"

"I am scoring points by shooting the ball in the hoop to win the game" Cas replied cooly as he scored another shot. The angel ran towards Cas and attempted to stab him. Cas grabbed his angel blade with one hand and dribbled the ball with the other. Cas then stabbed the blade through the ball and passed it to the attacking angel. The blade hit him in the face and he fell on the spot. Cas then grabbed the ball and scored 30 more points for the Donuts. He had won the game. Later that day Dean sat in the lounge of the bunker and flipped on the news.

"There seems to have been an attack at Cheese Wheel stadium. A caucasian male in a trench coat appeared during the middle of the Donuts v Great Mice game. an officer attempted to stop the attacker, but he was killed by the basketball. The attacker later scored enough points to win the game for the Donuts." The TV announcer continued to talk but Dean was already out the door.

*Batman transition card*

"Cas what were you thinking!?" Dean screeched as he slapped Cas awake.

"I, I don't know what just happened" Cas replied groggily

*Shaquille o' Metatron Appears again*

"Good job Castiel," Shaq o'Tron said.

"Thank you," Cas replied

"Neither of you will remember this," Shaq o' Tron said.

"Hey buddy I don't know who you think you are but you're not touchin me" Dean growled. Dean and Cas both froze Shaq o' Tron proceeded to touch both of their foreheads with his middle and index finger He then whisked them and the Impala back to the bunker

Lucifer That's a wrap

Chuck groans on the floor Get off my writing computer

Lucifer C'mon pops how about I run the world for a bit

Chuck groans You're lucky this body is human passes out

Lucifer cackles evilly What else can I do to my dear friend Castiel

To be Continued