Okay peoples here is my next fanfiction. Dan discovers he has a secret admirer. I thought something like this would be fun to write. I hope you all enjoy the story, and bear with me if it sucks. I am open to criticism and suggestions.

Chapter 1: Secret Admirer

It was another sunny day in California. Not a cloud could be seen anywhere in the sky, no matter the direction. Dan hated it. As he walked out of his apartment, locking the door behind him the heat descended upon him. Dan was soaked in sweat, and not very happy about it, seeing as he'd just done his quarterly laundry day. (Yes, Dan only does his laundry four times a year =_=). Dan's place didn't have any air conditioning whatsoever, so he thought that he'd head over to Chris' place earlier than was originally planned.

"Stupid heatwave." Dan grumbled.

On top of being blistering hot outside it also happened to be valentine's day. As Dan walked down the stairs, towards his car, he looked at all the couples holding hands and kissing. Dan didn't think about this too often, but sometimes he wondered what if he met someone special like that? It was a completely natural question to ask yourself, but Dan pushed the annoying thought out of his head almost instantly. He had to hurry over to Chris' place.

Dan and Chris were supposed to attend the annual Valentine's Day Festival. Dan didn't care much for Valentine's Day itself, but all the gourmet chocolate they would have available there made putting up with all the couples a lot easier. Sure Dan could go to the store, but they made the prices absolutely ridiculous this time of year, so the festival was a slightly cheaper way to go. Dan figured with this heat, all the chocolate would become a puddle of sticky, brown, goop within seconds; but it didn't hurt to try. Dan pulled out his list writing 'Sun' on one of the many pages. Dan was just about ready to climb into his car when he caught a glimpse of something out of the corner of his eye.

There's something in my mailbox!? Dan thought incredulously. He never got mail; not even on Christmas or his birthday.

He walked over, pulling out a small package wrapped in red paper, with a small pink ribbon stuck to the top. There was no return address or tag that would explain where it might have come from. He was skeptical as to whether it was for him or not. He looked and saw his name on the top of the box; it was his.

"Humph. It's probably a bomb or something like that." Dan mumbled to himself.

Dan shook the box slightly and didn't hear any strange rattling sounds, so he decided he'd open it.

He ripped the colorful wrapping off only to find a layer of pink wrapping. Under that layer there was purple, and this continued through layers of blue, yellow, orange, green, and many more sickeningly cheerful colors.

"Are they trying to piss me off!"

Dan finally reached the final layer, exposing a box about the size of his head. Taking his car keys he cut through the tape, giving him access to what was inside.

"What! More unwrapping!" Dan yelled.

He threw the box in the trash tearing off the sheets of colorful paper in one swift movement. When he reached the end of those there was a note attached to the lid of the semi-small box. It read:

Dan,

Hope you had fun with unwrapping! I promise there's no more of that silliness. I'm sure you're frustrated right now, but I promise it will all be worth it in the end.

The note hadn't been signed. Dan tore the tape off of the box and opened it to find legitimate objects this time.

"OW!" Dan cried quickly pulling his finger up to his mouth, sucking on the now bleeding digit. He looked inside to find a red rose with all of it's thorns.

"Stupid roses, why do people even like these dangerous flowers!" Dan complained carefully extracting it from the box and setting it in his mailbox.

The next object Dan pulled from the box was a letter. Dan opened the envelope and began to read.

Dearest Danny,

I have been watching you for a while now. You're strong sense of justice and your strong will to do what you want, despite the consequences, are only two of the many wonderful personality traits you hold. I am Juliet; you are my Romeo. I feel we are two puzzle pieces that fit perfectly together. I love you Danny. You will hear from me again soon.

PS, there's a slice of homemade banana cream pie in here JUST FOR YOU.

Love, Your Secret Admirer ;)

Dan couldn't believe what he was reading. He almost felt...happy; despite the fact that there was a pie dangerous to his health in the box. Suddenly there was the sound of shattering glass. Dan turned to see someone had decided to shoot a cupid's arrow through the windshield of his car. Dan dashed to his car and upon pulling the arrow out found a small note tied to it.

Danny,

Meet me at 6:30 pm on Valentine's Day where lovers meet to share their affection and kisses.

Love, Your Secret Admirer

Dan's face turned red, but he wasn't blushing. He was angry. He snapped the arrow in half and threw the pieces onto the ground, keeping the note in his sweaty hand. Raising his arms high above his head Dan cracked. He yelled up to the sky.

"SECRET ADMIRER!"

Chapter 2: Revenge (Part 1)

Look forward to what's coming up next!