Chapter One: Of Really Good Freeze Pops

Maria: 5'5 with wavy dark brown hair that has dark purple streaks, chocolate eyes, and a mega tan! Age 17. Likes both Jack and Will, doesnt favor either one particularly much right now.

Rachel: 5'3 Brown hair with lighter blonde highlights, pink and teal braces, and brown eyes. Also has a blinding tan. Age 16. Loves Jack! Thinks he's a genius and has nice muscles. (she has that crazy fangirl look in her eye A LOT)

Jane: 5'4 with short, brown hair in a bob, braces as well, and brown eyes. Pale, and not as suntanned as we are. She takes this offensively. Age 16. She acts like she hates POTC but secretly loves it.

"Blue is sooo much better then pink." Maria declared, plopping onto the couch with her blue super-huge super-long freeze pop. Her mom had just come back from grocery shopping and Maria and her two best friends Rachel and Jane had quickly raided the bags and left the raw meat to spoil while inhaling all the other food. They had finally left the kitchen with awesome freeze pops. Rachel with green, Jane with pink, and Maria ,of course, with blue.

"Uh no, my amigo, Pink is better, in so many different ways." Jane responded chucking a pillow at Maria's head and accidentally hitting Rachel instead. Rachel's freeze pop smashed against her face, rather unattractively.

"You, my friend, belong in the Pink freeze pop loony bin. You are obviously losing it." Maria advised. Rachel stood fuming with green freeze pop smeared all over her face, and an angry, yet confused puppy dog expression.

"Who threw the pillow and why? WHY?! You made me spill!" Maria threw her friend a look like 'you, darling, are losin' it too' and pointed at Jane. "She did!"

Jane, on the other hand, was still rambling off reasons that pink freeze pops were better. She was not expecting the pillow that slammed into the side of her skull and sent her frozen ice water flyin'. It hit the wall, creating a large pink stain, and then began dripping out of the plastic wrapper and onto the awaiting DVD remote.

"Oh Son of A Muffin Man!" Jane hit the ground, and Maria dashed for the remote. Rachel watched the madness with a look of maniacal happiness in her eye, and now that she had gotten her revenge, continued eating what was left of her freeze pop.

"Jane, your frickin' pink freeze pop thingy completely drenched my remote! You ugly fart head!" Maria whined, holding up the remote between her pointer finger and her thumb. "Now it will be sticky for the rest of eternity!"

"Ugly fart head? How mature! Meanwhile I'm being molested by a huge couch pillow!" Jane muttered. Her head was being crushed by the overstuffed object. Rachel laughed at the two of them, and flopped on the couch, kicking Jane "accidentally" as she flopped.

"I know that was you Rachel." Jane did not sound happy. Maria rolled her eyes and grabbed a napkin from the kitchen table, wiping off the pink drops on the remote.

"Can we please do something fun now?" She begged picking up her abandoned blue freeze pop and helping Jane get the huge pillow off her head. Yes, it was REALLY that big! "How 'bout watchin' Pirates of the Caribbean! My fave movie EVER!"

"Cool. Whatever. I don't care!" Jane, who always acted like she hated the piratey movies, but secretly adored them, agreed. Rachel nodded eagerly, this time a psycho fangirl look in her eye, and Maria wished she hadn't let Rachel eat a freeze pop. Those things did nothing for her ADHD. Nevertheless, she popped the movie in and after settling back on the couch with her friends on either side of her, she grabbed to remote and immediately pressed the menu button. Previews sucked! Period.

"Everyone movie ready?" Rachel asked excitedly waiting for Maria's finger to press the "Play" button. "You know what, scratch that! I say we're ready!" And she jammed Maria's finger that was poised over it down onto the button.

"What the hell!?"

"My eyes! Oh the BURN!"

"Damn. There goes my freeze pop!"

A Pink flash lit up the room like lightning as the couch suddenly rocked back in forth, and the room began to spin. Maria's freeze pop got lost in the shuffle and suddenly the girls flew off the couch as it rocked back on last time. Then the room went black and everything was silent. Unfortunately that did not last long.

"Oh frickity frickit! My Freeze pop is GONE!"

Well there is the first chapter and the next should be out in like a day or maybe TODAY if you're lucky! I have to go to the dentist's and get another stupid spacer in my mouth cuz the other one fell out! DANG IT! I have to get braces on Friday too! DOUBLE DANG IT! And it is NOT funny Rachel! Rachel, who thinks it is completely hilarious that I have to go through the HELL that is braces like she is, just loves to laugh in my face! Oh well. I'll get my revenge!! Reviews are Great!

PCCC OUT HOMIES!- Mars

P.S. NO ONE should say that unless they have some sort of rhythm. THAT MEANS YOU RACHEL!