My Lil' Spurt of Insanity

My Lil' Spurt of Insanity
By Lady_Lioness

The 5 Gundam pilots sit before a television set watching (oddly enough) Cinderella, starring Brandy.

Heero: This is rediculous...Can we watch MI2 now?
Wufei: Who picked this movie, anyway?
Trowa: Need you truly ask?
Quatre: Shh! They're going to sing another song!
Wufei: Ah.
Quatre: (singing along) The sweetest sound...I'll ever hear...
Heero: Now that's quite enough of that!
Duo: You know what?
All: Hmm?
Duo: Brandy has a nice ass.
All: (groan)
Duo: WHAT?! Heero, surely you'd do Brandy for a million bucks?
Heero: No!
Duo: Why not?!
Heero: Leave me alone, Duo! (pulls out an NRA magazine)
Wufei: This movie is confusing.
Quatre: What's there to get? She meets a guy...They fall in love...And get married...
Heero: He's a prince...And he marries a girl named after fireplace ashes?
Quatre: That's the beautiful irony in this story, Heero!
Duo: I'm goin' to bed.
Trowa: Ditto.
Wufei: Me too.
Heero: ...
Quatre: Wait, wait! The movie's almost over!
Heero: This is utter nonsence...
Wufei: And...They kiss...So much for MY peaceful night's sleep...
Quatre: (sniffles) And the Whiteny Husten fairy said it was impossible!