Dan Vs. Fangirls
Chapter 1:Fangirls
It was a warm, sunny day. Dan had just gotten back to his apartment after picking up lunch from his favorite eatery, Burgerphile. He cut the plain hamburger into two equal parts, one for Mr. Mumbles and the other for himself.
"Here you go sweetie, make sure you chew it adequately before you swallow. Daddy wouldn't want his baby to choke, no he wouldn't."
Mr. Mumbles replied with a quiet mew. Suddenly there was a frantic knock at the door.
I wonder who could be so eager to see me. Dan thought to himself; irritated that his lunch with Mr. Mumbles had been interrupted. It's probably some adolescent miscreant. Dan reached the door, and upon opening it found a strange girl standing in front of him wearing what appeared to be his clothes that had gone missing a few days ago.
"Who are you, and why do you have my clothes, you giant monstrosity of a specimen? I can't comprehend that there are people that could possibly look like you!"
"OH MY GOSH! Guys Dan just YELLED at me!"
"Wait, what! There are MORE of you!" Dan stuck his head out and peering over the edge of the door frame saw a deranged pack of girls, that he was sure had rabies. Dan quickly made an attempt to slam his door shut, locking them out forever; however, he hadn't been fast enough.
"What th- Mr. Mumbles hurry, let's get out of here! OUCH, quit shoving!" Dan bellowed.
"He's so cute, look at him trying to get away from us." One odd looking adolescent shrieked.
Dan couldn't stand it anymore. After many hours of punching, kicking, biting, and scratching Mr. Mumbles had managed to clear the place. Dan's face was red, ready to explode at any second. Not only had this rabid pack of teenage girls RUINED his burger, they had the gall to steal half the furniture and appliances from his bathroom, kitchen, and bedroom. Dan got his bruised and scratched up body off the floor. The next few seconds were earsplitting as Dan yelled.
"FANGIRLS!"
Chapter 2: Revenge
Look forward to this chapter, where Dan , with the help of Chris, will exact revenge and, hopefully, retrieve his stuff. Coming soon!