"So Sasuke, what are you gonna do, now that Itachi is dead?" queried Suigetsu, idly swinging the sword he had swiped off Kisame's corpse.
Sasuke sat on the couch, brooding, and didn't answer.
Karin plopped down next to Sasuke, and cooed at him, "Marry me, Sasuke!"
Suigetsu leaned against the wall thoughtfully. "You know, she's got a point. She does have quite the child bearing hips… AGH!" he cried as Karin proceeded to roundhouse his face into oblivion. "CAREFUL EVERYONE, SHE'S BREAKING WATER!"
"Juugo, gimmie a magnifying glass! Or better yet, a stove! I'm gonna vaporize his watery--!"
Suddenly Sasuke stood up, like a light had gone off in his head. "That's right! I was going to revive my clan!"
Karin abruptly turned from attempting to drown Suigetsu with himself, and beamed hopefully. "Sa-sasuke? Does that mean you'll… marry me?"
Sasuke looked horrified. "Oh, HELL no! Have you SEEN your hair? Like I'm going to subject my future children to THAT."
Without another word, Sasuke threw on his overcoat, and left the compound.
"BUT IT'S RECCESSIIIIIIIVE!!!"