A/N: Lol. Somehow being productive these couple of days, but hadn't continued the other stories. But I've no excuse tho.

Title: "Twins"

Rated: K+ (or maybe T?)

Summary: Chapter 1: In which the twins are arguing about their perspective crushes…

Pairing: Yanagi Sawada/? and mentions of Tsunayoshi Sawada/Kyoko Sasagawa and Hayato Gokudera/Haru Miura.

Warn: ooc, AU, fem!Tsunayoshi (Yanagi), cool and popular!Tsunayoshi, sister-complex!Tsunayoshi, twin!fem!2727, tsundere!Kyoko, just plainly absurd, not beta'd.

Disc: I don't own KHR.

Extra note: Following the manga's ending. 2YL.

"You what?!"

"It-te…" Yanagi Sawada slightly whimpered; slowly removing her hands from her ears after hearing one Tsunayoshi Sawada's shout. "You're so noisy niisan…"

"But how could you do this! To me; your niichan?!" Tsunayoshi yelled out in frustration.

Yanagi facepalmed, "oh please niisan; just because he kissed me—once and also for the first time—yesterday, that doesn't mean he's like a hungry wolf."

"…now that I think about it; that kiss was really expert-like. I wonder if he ever kissed anyone other than me or took kissing lessons before, or maybe he's just naturally good…?"

"Gah! Why are you saying that out loud?!" The older twin blushed.

"…what?" The younger twin raised an elegant eyebrow to her twin. "I'm just stating a mere fact you know."

"'That he already dated someone before, so he's good at kissing'? Now you're making me think that he's going to dump you for someone else!"

"Niisan, he's not going to dump me. Where's that trust, respect of privacy, and acceptance you gave him when he kicked your butt so he could be my boyfriend? I thought you trust him." Yanagi let out a sigh. "And just because you still couldn't get your crush's heart, don't vent your frustration to him."

"Hey; I'm not "venting my anger towards your boyfriend because I couldn't date that barbaric man disguised as a woman under the name of Kyoko Sasagawa" alright Yagi!" Tsunayoshi's blush darkened in the process.

"…huh? So finally you confess it really is Kyoko-chan, niisan." Yanagi smirked slightly, completely amused for the moment. "And here I thought the two of you're like cats and dogs; always fighting."

"But it was actually sexual tension, right niisan?" She beamed; a childish-yet-glowing smile was plastered on her face, as if saying "I knew it." or "see, you really like her. I told you so." or somewhat like that.

"Yagi, I don't know what you're talking about…"

"Oh stop being so denial, niisan. All of us are fed up with the two of you's constant bickering; and we had already got our hands full with Gokudera-kun and Haru-chan's."

"I'm not being denial, Yagi. Just stating a common fact."

"…in which you said the two of you're always arguing because of "sexual tension" or the part you admit that you like her, niisan?"

Tsunayoshi stared his twin for a moment before suppressing a cough.

"I'll…be going…now…"

"If you're—still—going to be "in the Nile"; fine." Yanagi huffed. "But you've to promise to not bother me and him again, alright?"

"But if he ever—" the teen paused; "…on second thought. No promises."

"Really niisan? Really?" the brunette looked at her twin incredulously. "For God's sake, he's your friend niisan."

"Yes, and he's not going to devour you when I'm not at home." The other rolled his eyes, grabbing his bag before walking out from their house while the girl pouted.

"I'll off; see you later kaa-san!" he yelled, as his mother, Nana Sawada, peered out from the kitchen door; smiling.

"Have a safe trip, Tsu-kun!" After the door closed with a loud "BAM" the mother sighed.

"He's being denial, isn't he?" the daughter nodded. "Yup."

"But it can't be helped; Kyoko-chan's pretty much like Gokudera-kun. A tsundere," Yanagi wrinkled her nose. "I just wish they wouldn't have to shout at each other's' throat every time they meet. It's getting old." And annoying.

Nana gave the younger twin a sympathetic smile before giving the said teenager a slight squeeze on the shoulders.

"Well, it's youth Ya-chan." The older woman said. "Now come on; your kaa-san here needs all the help she could find to make your favorite dessert."

Yanagi blinked, "…strawberry shortcake?"

"Yep."

"…kaa-san better make two then." She grinned.

CHAPTER END

A/N: O…kay; absurd much? Well, you could guess who's dating Yanagi, but my lips are sealed for the time being. Err, like always; if you have any questions, just ask.

Have a nice day.

Sign, G L. [Jakarta, 27.10.2013]