A/N: Hello! This Fanfiction is different from many of my other Fanfictions. That could be because it was co-written by my friend Peyton. This Fanfiction is suppose to be a joke. Much like the show, it is overdramatic, very overdramatic. Please read and then follow, favorite, and/or review.

"Hey, twins."

"Yes boss?" They say in unison. Tamaki had big plans for them.

"I need you to meet me after school, and don't tell anyone where you're going. It's a secret."

"Secret?" The twins say in unison, smiling evilly at each other.

"Don't worry Boss" Hikaru said

"We'll be there." Kaoru finished.

Tamaki walked through the halls, wondering if he should really go through with this.

"Hey senpai."

"GAH!" Tamaki yelled as he turned around. Haruhi was behind Tamaki.

She smiled "You sure are jumpy today senpai."

One look at Haruhi's beautiful, somewhat masculine face reminded Tamaki that he must go through with it.

"So, why did you want to see us?" Hikaru asked.

"Nobody knows you're here, right?"

"Of course." Hikaru said.

"Why couldn't we tell anyone?" Kaoru asked, obviously skeptical.

"I have this axe, I need help chopping wood. Yes… wooood."

"You're weird." Kaoru said.

"You called us out here for that! Really Boss! We're leaving." Hikaru said and started walking away.

"oh… you don't want to do that…" Tamaki said. One swift chop of the axe caused the head of the leaving twin to fall to the ground.

"HIKARU!" Kaoru yelled.

"Stay away from Haruhi…" Kaoru's head soon followed the fate of his brother's.

"Today, we look into the murder of the rich twins Hikaru and Kaoru Hitachiin. They were found in the back of their school, Ouran High School. Both decapitated, one of the identical brothers has the words 'STAY OFF' and the other one says 'MY GIRL'. We believe 'MY GIRL' is referring to America. America, home of the free, land of the brave, even here in Japan we salute that beautiful country. God bless America. Amen." The American news reporter said. Tamaki was watching with great intensity.

"Good. They don't suspect a thing." He smiled.

"They don't suspect what, Master Tamaki?" A new maid said as she came in to dust.

"Oh nothing. Could you please turn off the lights for a second?"

"Yes Master Tamaki."

In the dark, she got stabbed through the esophagus, puncturing both the lungs, and lower intestine. She died.

"TAMA-CHAN! I heard your maid got murdered in your room. Mori-chan told me to give you cake!" Honey said holding up strawberry cake. He had innocence bursting through his brown eye balls of chibi-nessssssssssssssa.

"Thank you Honey-Senpai." Tamaki said. 'Should I kill him too? I should make a list.' He thought.

A list he did make.

List Of Whom I Will Kill:

1. Hikaru and Kaoru. (If I could do it again, I would)

2. Her weird transvestite father

3. Her mother… oh wait…

4. The rest of the host club (besides Haruhi and me, of course)

5. I can't think of anything else… why did I even make a #5…

6. WHY DID I EVEN MAKE A LIST! It's only two real things on it!

7. Eren's mom. Damn, wrong anime.

8. Seriously I'm done.

9. OH WAIT! Batman's parents! Wait, that's completely irrelevant. And already done.

10. That one guy that was Haruhi's 'friend'

11. Every customer of Host Haruhi (except me, again)

12. That one guy from that one time. (You know the one)