Okay, this is complete and utter nonsense, but it popped into my head and wouldn't go away.
And if you get creative with the syllable emphasis, it can actually be sung . . . sort of!
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On the first day of Christmas, White Collar gave to me:
Matt Bomer and Tim DeKay.
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On the Second Day of Christmas, White Collar gave to me:
A loveable con-man sidekick
And Matt Bomer and Tim DeKay.
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On the Third Day of Christmas, White Collar gave to me:
A damsel in distress (?)
One awesome nerdy sidekick,
And Matt Bomer and Tim DeKay
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On the Fourth Day of Christmas, White Collar gave to me:
Four pairs of very blue eyes,
A chick with an agenda,
A geek master with serious skills,
And Matt Bomer and Tim DeKay
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On the Fifth Day of Christmas, White Collar gave to me:
Peter wearing that ring!!!
That's a lot of blue eyes;
Kate cannot be trusted . . .
Love me some Mozzie!
And also Matt Bomer and Tim DeKay
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On the Sixth Day of Christmas, White Collar gave to me:
A great supporting cast
Why is Peter wearing that ring!?!
That's a lot of blue.
What's with all the 'classics'?
Mozz is something special . . .
So are Matt Bomer and Tim DeKay
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On the Seventh Day of Christmas, White Collar gave to me:
Many high-class villains,
June, she is my favorite.
Peter, say it ain't so!
What's wrong with green eyes?
Kate best not break Neal's heart. . . .
Mozz knows how to age a painting!
I love Matt Bomer and Tim DeKay
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On the Eighth Day of Christmas, White Collar gave to me:
Feats of derring-do,
Quite good-looking villains . . .
Jones, his name is Clinton.
If you're evil, Liz is gonna kill you!
I'll admit those eyes are dreamy . . .
I wouldn't leave Neal hanging!
Mozz likes kung-fu movies,
Do Matt Bomer and Tim DeKay?
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On the Ninth Day of Christmas, White Collar gave to me:
A smart and loving wife,
Neal escaped from prison,
Tell me Ghovat isn't cute!
Maybe Cruz could be less wooden . . .
A twist that lost me sleep!
Neal doesn't blink much,
Kate's stiffer than Lauren,
Mozz is a loyal friend.
I adore Matt Bomer and Tim DeKay
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On the Tenth Day of Christmas, White Collar gave to me:
Gray areas of ethics.
Elizabeth is terrific!
The cell-triggered bomb was disarmed,
That Tulane guy was a hottie.
Satchmo is endearing.
One hell of a cliffhanger!
Peter's eyes are lovely.
Kate, she's got some issues.
A know-it-all is Mozzie,
Not to mention Matt Bomer and Tim DeKay
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On the Eleventh Day of Christmas, White Collar gave to me:
An OPR nemesis.
Neal forged a stolen painting.
Liz can be the voice of sense.
The cops, they shot at Neal.
Even psycho-slut was gorgeous.
What happened to Diana?
What is Peter up to!?!
I guess all that blue is okay,
Kate, she's got some issues.
Conspiracies and Oysters!
With Matt Bomer and Tim DeKay
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On the Twelfth Day of Christmas, White Collar gave to me:
Inspiration for Fan Fiction!
What the hell is 'Mentor'?
Peter gave Neal lock picks.
Liz is Peter's touchstone.
Neal jumped out a window.
So I've got a thing for bad guys . . .
Reese Hughes is a hard-ass.
January Nineteenth!
All them pretty blue eyes. . .
In distress, my fanny!
Mozz, he steals the show--
But not from Matt Bomer and Tim DeKay!
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A poor effort, maybe, but heartfelt!
Happy Holidays!
See you on January 19th!