I was bored, ya know, being sick and all. I had nothing more to do, so I did this on my sick day. Yea...What basically happens is Grimmjow meets Pantera.
I just want to say. People draw Grimmjow making out with Pantera and it sickens me. Yes. SO you who draws that shit, stop. NOW
Hueco Mundo was one of those anything goes places. Know what I mean? I mean, anything can happen in Hueco Mundo. It was just one of those places. In fact, I was experiencing one of those anything happens moments right now. Me, Grimmjow Jaegerjaques, by far the bestest Espada. It was just one of those days for me.
I was all good. Everything had gone smoothly. The morning had been great to me, but the afternoon…the afternoon hated me. It just didn't like me. I never did anything to it, but the afternoon was the time when everything screwed up. I was training myself. I was in the lighted dome practicing my cero. I was determined to take the title of best cero away from Ulquiorra. That went well. My cero was great. Red and great. My grand rey cero was just as good but practicing it wore me out. Now for the grand finale of practice. I needed to stretch my paws. Resureccion time! Ah, greatness. I take Pantera's hilt and get ready for the resureccion.
"Grind." I say. I feel something I've never felt before. It's probably nothing. "Pantera!" I say. The resureccion begins. I'm changing. I'm surrounded in the sand that covers the ground. I feel much different than I usually do. I'm…I'm face down in the sand??? What happened? I must be losing my touch. I can't resurrect? Or maybe I'm tired from practicing my Grand Rey Cero. Yeah, I bet I'm just tired. I'll come back to it later. I hear a laugh from behind me. It's not just a laugh. It's my laugh. Who was laughing like me? I turn to see who is behind me. What I see boggles my mind and makes me babble like an idiot. He looks at me with my insane smile. I point weakly.
"Hassawazza whose it." I blabber. He laughs my laugh yet again.
"I'm surprised to see you acting so stupid, Grimmjow. Don't you recognize me?" He asks with my smile. I stammer.
"P-P-P-Pan…tera…? B-but how!?"
The person standing across from me was me but resurrected. The cat like body, black paws and claws, the blue ears, the sharpened teeth, the tail! It was my resureccion form of Pantera but it wasn't me! It was Pantera, actually Pantera!
"I don't know what you did, but I'm free now."
"Wha-??????"
He draped his arm across my shoulders nodding like he actually knew what was up. I was too in shock to tell him off. I had lost my resureccion, that's all I knew. What if I couldn't get him back? Then I was…the weakest Espada! Weaker than Szayel and Aaroniero!
"NOOOOOOO!!!!!!" I yelled. Pantera looked at me, eyebrow raised and frowning.
"What's with all the hubbub, bub?"
"Aiyaiyai…" I put my hand on my head. I felt light-headed. I was going to faint. Pantera moved behind me and put both paws on my shoulders.
"Relax, Boss. You look sick."
"I feel sick…" I moaned. He rubbed my shoulders. It did feel good I have to admit. I let out a sigh. Pantera chuckled.
"See? All you need to do is relax."
"Ah…you're…so right….WAIT! No! I need to get you inside me!"
"Hrm…I thought you would maybe get over that."
"No! You are Pantera, my zanpaku-to and resureccion!"
"Not anymore! I'm my own persona!"
"You don't want to be part of me…?" I asked a bit hurt. A bit. Pantera spun me around so I was looking at him. He was smiling.
"It's not that I don't wanna' be a part of you. It's just that…I wanna' enjoy being my own person for awhile."
I was silent. I couldn't quite understand what it was he was trying to tell me. Was he…breaking up with me? I sighed.
"So, you…are ditching me?" I asked.
"No! No! I'm never leaving your side! But, I was cooped up in that sword all of the time. Now, I just wanna' be me. At least for today."
"I guess I could deal with that." I said looking at the sand. He punched my shoulder with a laugh.
"Ah! I knew you were negotiable. Let's celebrate with beer!"
"Beer? Uh, no. You're not going inside Las Noches looking like that."
"Oh, I can fix that." He was surrounded in a white light. I had to cover my eyes just to see. The light dimmed and he came out looking like my twin. I was in shock yet again. He held two swords. One in each hand.
"I sort of fooled you. We have half power each. Here's yours." He handed me one of the swords. I took it and put it in my sheath. I looked at Pantera again shaking my head.
"People are going to be so confused."
Pantera put his arm around my shoulder pulling me close to him.
"Let them be confused. We'll party!"
I couldn't help but laugh at Pantera. He joined in and we went inside Las Noches for a drink, a nice, strong drink.
Let me tell you. Walking through Las Noches with an exact twin of yourself is hilarious. We were looked at by everyone. Arrancar all through the halls stared as we walked past. Pantera and I just laughed at the faces they made. It was gold. I wonder how my fellow Espada would react. I wonder how Ulquiorra would react. That would be something to see. We walked until we reached the kitchen where food and booze alike were kept. We walked in on Nnoitra drinking from the carton of milk. He didn't look at me when I came in. He just kept drinking.
"Dude, we all drink form that container!" I said. Without looking at me, he said,
"Dude, that's too bad."
"You really should listen to him." Pantera said. Nnoitra finally looked at me and was shocked to see an us. He spat out the milk that was in his mouth. Then he started coughing and sputtering.
"Wha-what happened to you!?" He asked choking on his shock. Pantera laughed while I talked.
"I have no idea what happened."
"You…and…he…but…you…I am so confused…" he said.
"Maybe you should check out your eye sight." Pantera held in a laugh. Nnoitra pulled the eye patch from over his eye revealing his Hollow hole. He caught on to what Pantera said.
"Hey! I don't have another eye!"
Pantera cracked up. Nnoitra fumed that he had been joked on like that. I snickered. The door opened. Lucky me. It was just the guy I wanted to see. Pale skin, black hair, Hollow remnant like a helmet and best of all, his eyes were closed.
"What's with all the noise?" He said in his dry voice.
"Oh, hey Ulquiorra." I said. Pantera raised a brow.
"So, this is him."
Ulquiorra opened his eyes and did a double take. I fell on the floor in laughter. That was priceless. Ulquiorra doing a double take is about one of the most hilarious things anyone could ever hope to see. He blinked.
"I see." He regained himself. I would never forget what happened though.
"Are you surprised?" I asked smiling. Pantera nudged me.
"Of course. Didn't you see his-" Pantera reenacted Ulquiorra's double take perfectly. I almost fell out again. Ulquiorra wasn't amused.
"Anyone would be shocked to see you walking around with Pantera."
Freeze. How did he know that Pantera was Pantera? We eyed Ulquiorra.
"How did you know?" I asked.
"Yeah, what gave it away?"
Ulquiorra sighed and waved someone in. In walked a perfect clone of Ulquiorra. I jumped back.
"WHOA!"
Pantera looked at me dully.
"You idiot. How can you be shocked when the same thing has happened to you?"
"Because two Ulquiorra's is double freaky…and em-"
Two green lights flashed. The ceros were ready to fire from both Ulquiorras.
"What were you about to say?" They asked with malice to spare. I waved my hands.
"Er…nothing. Absolutely nothing."
Pantera jumped to my defense. What a good power source he is.
"Hey! Don't pick on Grimmjow. He's not scared of you!"
O.O What did he just say? That was not right and it was probably going to get me killed. Murcielago found that funny and smirked an evil little smirk.
"I find that very hard to believe. That so called fearless one of yours was shivering at the sight of our ceros."
Pantera ground his teeth together and got in Murcielago's face. This wasn't going to be good.
"What you say? I bet Grimmjow could have easily blocked both ceros with his eyes closed and both hands behind his back!"
"Shall we test that theory?" Ulquiorra said glaring at me. I could tell he was smiling evilly on the inside. I took a step back.
"Let's not."
"I'M SO CONFUSED!!!!" Nnoitra yelled. All four of us looked at him.
"Do you mean to say you're still in here, Nnoitra?" Ulquiorra and Murcielago asked.
"Hell yeah! I've been in here the whole time!"
"Oh. Never noticed." Pantera yawned. Nnoitra frowned.
"I'm confused. Both of you got clones because you resurrected?" He asked. Murcielago put a Dunce cap on Nnoitra's head. Pantera pushed him out of the way.
"We aren't clones. We are the power source, your resureccion, form. We were released somehow. Now we're our own persons!"
"I see…so if I was to resurrect, would I be cloned??"
He sounded a bit too excited about that. I liked Pantera fine, but two Ulquiorras was two too many. I mean one. Or do I? We all looked at Nnoitra. The Ulquiorras put their hands on their chins.
"I wonder…" Ulquiorra said.
"…if it's just us being split…" Murcielago said.
"Or all the Espada." Ulquiorra finished. Pantera and I shuddered. That was creepy. They were finishing each other's sentences.
"You two are finishing each other's sentences." We said. "That's creepy."
"At least we…"
"…don't talk simultaneously."
Nnoitra laughed.
"I so want my own Santa Teresa!" He smiled. Pantera did the honors of smacking him upside his head. Nnoitra stood up and ran out of the room to split himself. The Ulqui Twins shook their heads. They were twins. Pantera and I were nothing like that. Pantera tapped me. I looked at him. He was trying very hard not to laugh at something. His attempt to hold in his laugh got me doing the same thing.
"What?"
"C-could you….imagine…t-two…Aaronieros?" He held in the laugh. I burst out laughing.
"That would be awesome!!!" I laughed. Pantera had to hold my shoulder just to keep himself up.
"I-I could just…see them. Two deep voices. I finally have two deep voices!" He mimicked Aaroniero. I laughed even harder.
"Don't forget us! We're two falsetto peas in a pod!"
"Too Fucking Funny!!!" I laughed.
"N-No no no. Wait. Now we can have a barbershop quartet. O holy night, the light the lights are shining shining!"
"HAHAHAHA!! Stop! Stop! My sides hurt!!!" I laughed. We both fell to the floor. The Ulqui Twins sighed. We looked at them.
"Oh lighten up. One of you has to be the funny one."
Ulquiorra pointed to Murcielago who did his evil smile. That's what Ulquiorra would look like everyday if he was like me and Nnoitra. Pantera laughed a non-funny laugh.
"How can you be the funny one?"
"I have a sick kind of humor."
"Yes, I often found myself laughing around him." Ulquiorra said. That was enough to knock out Aizen himself. Ulquiorra laughing? Yeah, a disturbing sight. Pantera's eye was twitching.
"Uh…" was all he could say. I shook my head.
"Oh please. None of you are funny."
"Mm." They said. We rolled our eyes. Murcielago grabbed me and broke my arm. I screamed in pain. Ulquiorra fought a smile and held back a laugh. Pantera pulled me out of Murcielago's grip.
"You guys are sick! He yelled. Murcielago let out an evil laugh. That was the cue to leave.
We walked through the halls. I wonder how my Fraccion would react.
"G-Grimmjow!!?!?" I heard D-Roy say. I smile. Pantera chuckles.
"That's perfect timing." He said. D-Roy walked up to me. His face was very confused and very priceless. I looked at him.
"Yes? Is there a problem?"
"Uh…uh…er…uh…" He couldn't even talk. He just stared at Pantera and me. Pantera got a kick out of that. He pat the top of D-Roy's Hollow bone making him blink.
"Pantera. Wazzup." Pantera greeted himself as a way to apologize for laughing at D-Roy. D-Roy blinked. He didn't even know what had happened.
"Uh…D-Roy! Grimmjow's Fraccion which makes me your Fraccion… I guess…"
"I guess you would be right." Pantera rubbed the back of his head. I shook my head.
"Don't waste your time with him. He's the most pathetic of my Fraccion." I said. Pantera blinked.
"No kidding? Listen to that voice though. He has to be good."
"Nope. Waste. Of. Hogyoku power."
"I can hear every word you're saying, Grimmjow-sama…"
"Yeah, listen well shrimp. D-Roy is a waste of time. Rukia Kuchiki almost killed him before I stepped in." {note. D-Roy was killed by Rukia. Grimmjow showed up after he was dead.} Pantera nodded.
"I see. I see. Shall we go then?"
"Yeah."
We walked past D-Roy who is stammering some pitiful defense for himself. It wasn't like I was gonna' listen. Pantera yawned.
"I'm bored. I need to laugh."
"Why don't you do your Aaroniero imitation again?"
"Hah. That was good but don't much feel like it. What I need…is a fight!"
I stopped. Pantera looked at me.
"What? Did I say something?"
I shook my head in total agreement of what he had said. A fight. I needed a fight. I hadn't fought since the Strawberry left Hueco Mundo. Now we had that healing girl living with us. WTF? Pantera shook his hand in my face.
"Hey, blank face, you okay?"
"Uh, yeah…we should spar."
"But we know each other's moves. We resurrect the same. We're too identical. That's no fun."
"What if we went up against the Ulqui Twins?"
"They wouldn't fight us." Pantera rolled his eyes. I smiled at him, an insane smile.
"Ulquiorra would if Murcielago wanted to."
Pantera joined me in my insane smile. This would be most enjoyable.