Disclaimer: Unfortunately I do not own Harry Potter. So don't sue me. Please. You wouldn't get anything anyway. The only things in this story that I own are: *the voices* and Rebecca.

"Shut up.. you know you want to own me" -Remus-

"As if Remus.. Big dork.. And don't even say anything bad about me.. you know I could make you die a horrible death by James sticking your voo-doo doll in a top-secret vat of boiling oil underground in a secret lair owned by Tom Riddle's cat.." -Amanda-

"You need help" -Remus-

"*laughs wickedly* I know my pretty.. I know..." -Amanda-

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Insanity and a Full Moon

Chapter One: Voices

Remus Lupin woke up in his soft bed on a muggy, dreary morning. He rubbed his eyes and sat up only to find that he was the first awake. Not unusual. He looked around at the other Gryffindors that occupied the 5th year dormitory. James Potter, Sirius Black (A/N: I think he was a Gryffindor), and Peter Pettigrew. They called themselves the Marauders. Remus smiled to himself and stretched. Morning was his favorite part of the day, for one reason. He laughed to himself and stood up, still in his pajamas.

"Oi! James! Sirius! Peter!" he yelled. James rolled over, Sirius snored, and, to his amusement, Peter said "Five more minutes Mummy.." Remus laughed again and ran over to James's bed and jumped on him.

"Wake up!" he screamed. James sat up quickly as Remus fell to the floor. James looked at him and tilted his head to the side just realizing what happened.

"Ah, you're such a retard." he said as he threw his pillow at Remus. Remus caught it and laughed. He then looked around to find Sirius and Peter opening their eyes at the noise.

"Don't you just love mornings?" said Remus smiling.

"Ugh. What time is it?" asked Sirius. Remus pretended to check a fake watch on his wrist. Then James spoke up, "Half past time for you to wake up." Then the four boys got dressed and went down the stairs to the common room.

Remus sat down on a couch and yawned. He watched James and Sirius start a round of wizard's chess. Peter was reading some Herbology book about Poisonous Vexers or something. All of a sudden, Rebecca Forse came down the girl's dormitory stairs. Remus stared at her. He had never seen anyone so beautiful. With her brown hair with just the right hint of blonde that rested gently on her shoulders. And her pink lips that looked like she stole them right off of a china doll. And she looked even more radiant in the white sweater and blue jeans that she was wearing that morning. And of course, she always smelled good. Her hair was like sugar cookies and her skin was some kind of fruit. But she was always perfect. She smiled at him. He just stared. He couldn't seem to get his mouth to work.

'Come on Remus, smile stupid!'

'Okay, Okay, wait.. who are you?!'

'I'm you..'

'No you aren't..'

'Yes I am'

'No you aren't'

'Yes I...stop it! My dear idiot, I am your conscience.'

'Huh?'

'The thing that tells you what is right'

'What about left?'

'No.. wait..What?'

'Get out of my head now!'

'I can't!'

'Why not?'

'Because, I.. Am.. You!'

'Oh well why didn't you just say so..'

'Just smile you retard..'

'You just called yourself a retard.'

'Shut up and smile!'

Remus smiled at Rebecca finally after his little battle between the voice in his head. Rebecca's cheeks turned a rosy pink and she walked out of the common room to go to breakfast. "Man.." Remus whispered to himself, "..I need to get checked for those voices.."

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A/N: Read and review please! This is my first fic and I know this chapter is short but I promise the next will be longer! And I can take criticism! I want to make this great for you people.. and for George... who is mine.. all mine.. not yours.. mine.