Harry doesn't know Jack
By: Gundum M
Disclaimer: I don't own anything, not even the original idea, it's the fault of a couple of people over on CaerAskaban
Voldemort stood in front of the arrogant potter brat in little hangleton graveyard thinking of dueling him. When an idea occurred to him. Of course he could defeat potter now but why not remove him until he had conquered the world. That would really crush him. With a flick of his wand Voldermort cast the spell with a cry of "transportomei inimicus iu tempus tamen ut advenio donec ego regnum mundus!" And with a pop Harry Potter disappear from history.
Only to reappear in the same spot 50 years latter. Hundreds of witches and wizards were riding brooms. It was like a magical highway.
"Hey!! What's going on here? This is a muggle area!!" A wizard zooms down in front of Harry. "Dude! Muggles were eliminated years ago! You don't know jack!!"
With the distinct sound of apparation four death eaters appear. "Wizard!! You have use a dirty muggle expression!! For this hideous crime you have been sentence to death by the great and powerful Emperor Voldormort!!! Avada kedavra!!!" The wizard on the broom was hit by the sickly green beam and died.
"Well bloody hell!!!" Exclaimed Harry.