Disclaimer: the characters belong to JK Rowling.
Note: thank you, Somigliana, for betaing these without making me feel like an idiot.
Rating: PG
Challenge: Pain in the arse on grangersnape100
Characters: Hermione/Severus
Stains
Hermione wiped at the chocolate sauce dripping from her hair.
Severus eyed the table to select his next weapon.
"It's gonna be a real pain in the arse to get these stains off of our robes," she commented.
"Never mind, the house-elves can take care of it. I'm going to get you."
Hermione dipped two fingers into the bowl of whipped cream, and repeated slowly, looking him straight in the eyes, "It's really gonna be a pain in the arse to get these stains off of our robes."
Belatedly realizing what she had just said, Severus yielded, "Then, by all means, let's get rid of them."