Bella tossed and turned in her bed, it was like she was having a weird dream.

Bella's Dream…

Bella.

I was just doing the washing up when the doorbell rang.

I ran to the door and opened it.

Edward walked in and I jumped on him.

"YAYYYY, EDWARD!" I giggled gleefully.

Edward looked worried.

"Edward, what's wrong?" I asked.

"Bella…Uh, Well, I don't know how to say this…"

"What is it?"

"Uhm, Well…I'm…"

"Cheating on me? In love with someone else? Gay? Dickless?" I gabbled, imagining the worst.

"No! It's different, Bella, here, let's sit down"

We sat down at the kitchen table and he looked very nervous.

"Bella…I'm…Pregnant"

3POV

Bella suddenly sat up, breathing heavily.

"Dreams again?" Edward asked.

"Yeah…" She looked startled.

"What happened in that one?"

"You were pregnant"

"What?!" He gasped.

"I know."

"I feel for you."

"You're not Jasper, Edward."

"That's what you think" Edward drawled in a southern accent just like Jaspers.

Suddenly, all of Edward's skin peeled off and melted, revealing Jasper underneath.

"JASPER?!"

Bella suddenly sat up.

Edward looked at her.

"Dreams again?" Edward asked

Bella screamed.

"NO! NOT JASPER! GET AWAYJASPER, I KNOW IT YOU!! I KNOW IT'S YOU!"

Edward went to give her a hug, but she shuffled away and fell off the bed.

"Bella, it's me" Edward looked very confuzzled.

"OH NO IT'S NOT YOU! YOU CAN'T LIE TO ME, JASPER!" Bella voice came from underneath the bed. "I KNOW YOU AREN'T REALLY EDWARD"

"You're right Bella…I'm not" Suddenly he turned into Alice and giggled. "I'm ALICE! LET'S GO SHOPPING"

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" Bella screamed, "NO! WORLD! STOP SPINNING! I CAN'T STAND UP! WHY ARE THE DINOSAURS EATING MY CHEEZE? HELP! I CAN'T FIND MY UNDERWEAR! THE GURNEY IS STAPLED TO MY HEAD!"

Alice then turned into Mike Newton.

"Beeeellaaaaaa, Come out and plaaaayyy, I know you want meeeeee, you can't deny the tent in your pants…." Mike looked around.

Bella

HOLY FUCKING CRAP?!

3rdPerson

Bella sat up in bed, having escaped her nightmares.

Edward was watching her with an amused expression.

Bella lay back against the headboard.

"Alright Eddie, spill. How much of that did you hear?" She turned to face him.

"The part about Mike, The gurney, the spinning world, underwear...everything really…" Edward smirked.

"Ah"

"Well?" Edward looked at her pointedly

"Well…We're never going to talk about this ever again…"

"Agreed"

A/N: TaaDaa :D 6 pages, 392 words, not including Authors Notes. ;) Hope you liked it. Review, or I'll send the Volturi over to get you…BWHAHAHAHA!