LPK: (is wearing a black dress like Morgan from Adam's family. With red butterfly hair clippies in her afro, making her light brown skin look paler) Welcome to my first script story and I'm mad as hell and I ain't gonna take it no more! I'm sick and tried of people telling me I need an editor and not doing anything to help, here I write these stories that nobody likes, or cares for! So here's my revenge in the form of the most annoying of things, a Game show. Mwahahahaha, so let's meet our contestations and here the rules. But first let's meet my lovely assistants, my sadist sisters (and original characters). Serna(Serena) Fugi, and Raymounda(Ray-moan-na) Lightcrest(see my profile for more info about my girls). (two girls walk In, one is tall and has blood red hair and wears a black gothic dress, her puffy red hair is in a loose braid tided with a purple ribbon. With one eye covered by this fluffy red hair, she has brown skin like her creator, and an emotionless look on her face similar to Sesshomaru's. The second one also has brown gold skin although a bit darker then her sister's. She is very short, she is wearing a green, gold, and white ballroom gown, her dark hair is set like a butterfly on her head. She has a Manic look on her face, a crazy look shines in her green eyes) Ps. Just so I don't have to say this again here I go I don't own Inuyasha, but own my Girls…here we go
Shorter girl: The standard disclaimer hun. (Nods her head to the readers) I be, Serna of the Children of No man's land. This be Wheel of torture. Raymounda tell them of da rules.
LPK: Oh just get on with it….
The taller girl: …..Fine we will…I'm Raymounda also of the Children of No man's land and the rules of game is as follows the author at the end of each chapter, put one character up for death, the reviewer is then given 2days to review and save that character life or the chapter will be finished and the character will die. No character is sacred even the author Favorites will die if not saved. It takes 3 reviews in two days to save that characters life, it doesn't matter if one person votes 3 times as long as there are 3 reviews. This will continue for all the characters of any given Anime, game or show. Ok author back to you…..
LPK: Today's feature Anime is Inuyasha, and our Contestations are…. .The sisters reveled 3 bounded er for the lack of a better word people. Here they 1st up, he's hot head arrogant and bossy and fangirls still want to have his kids. The half demon Inuyasha…..
Inuyasha: umm….umm…umm..
Serna: We had to gag him or home boy wouldn't shut up. You got no idea what we had to go through to get him.
Raymounda: …..
LPK: that's why you're the go getters.
Serna: Kami is easier to deal with then you.
LPK: Well your on loan and besides I created you. So you have to do as I say any ways
Serna: ….
LPK: My characters revolution a side. Our next Contestations, The ever lechers, tricky, Monk… Miroku, Note fangirls still want to have his kids. (once more the sister revel a bond but not gagged Miroku.)
Miroku: why good lady if this is to be my death, do me the honor of bearing my child…
LPK: ….. Why isn't he gagged? (Is careful and slowly move away from the monk)
Serna: how should I know, Raymounda you were supposed to gag him.
Raymounda: If he gropes me I'll kill him.
LPK: don't kill him yet we need him alive. Serna you gag him…
Serna: I ain't gonna do it, I ain't gonna geit groped. Why not Raymounda?
LPK: you see your 16, Raymounda despite her size is only 13. It would feel less like statutory rape if you do it. Besides it that or you get a romance story with the monk and Raymounda will get paired with Sesshomaru….
Raymounda: (blushing then thinking, then is annoyed)……Me and that blow hard is he even straight, I think I would drive him nuts.
Serna: (is trying to gag the monk and trying not to get groped in the process) Will you two are like twins..
Raymounda: ….. I don't buy it, he has to gay. What man wears eye shadow.
LPK: what woman does shave any of her body hair? Come on lets get back to the point. Is the monk gagged yet.
Raymounda: your one to talk you don't shave your leg hair…
LPK: -.. Who's to say, at lest I shave my under arms.
(A smack was hear)
Serna: At lest he's gagged but I ain't doing that again
Miroku: is thinking 'At lest it was worth it'
LPK: you will have to un gag him when we start the game…(Serna looks at LPK then at the monk, who smiles suggestively. Then shakes her head No.)
Serna: its your Fic you do it. (not wanting her butt anywhere near that Monk again)
LPK: we'll cross that bridge when we get there. sticks( her tongue out at Serna who returns the favor) Ok our next Contestation is non other then bad mouth, Kagome groupie, I don't know what else to say, wolf demon…. Kouga (once more the sisters revel a bond and this time gagged as well as extremely pissed off wolf demon.)
Kouga: umm…Mmm…..ummm…UMMM! (struggles in his demon power blocking chains.)
LPK: Ain't he a good sport… she pats him on the head, and if Kouga could have bitten her he would have. our next Contestation is non other then….(Serna whispers something in LPK's ear) What do you mean you ran out of bishys to kidnap. How about Naraku? Get him? I want Naraku on my show.
Serna: Raymounda you go get 'im or it or what'ver it is.
Raymounda: why me….
Serna: because as negative as you are, da hell spawn might fall in love with you. (laugh sarcastic, then thinking of what that would mean, is just than grossed out) It's all yours, Raymounda.
Raymounda: (also thinks about it then cringes.) Oh no there no way I'm going to captivating Naraku.
LPK: (is thinking of a new fanfic to write featuring this couple) Maybe I could make it a Naraku/Raymounda than a Sessy/Ray. That could be good starts (muttering nonsense about her bad stories.)
Raymounda: Your not thinking what I think you thinking. There no way in hell I doing that, You know I hate romance! Find I'll get Naraku, but Serna has to help me. (goes off with Serna to catch Naraku but mutters about Hating romance stories)
LPK: will looks like I have to wait for my 4th contestation. (starts to twiddle her thumps)
(5 hours later)
LPK: what's taking them…. I'm ready to torture my guest er.. I mean… play the game.
Serna: we back miss us… (walks in the room laughing.)
Raymounda: IT'S NOT FUNNY! (also walks in the room…But has someone clinging to her).
LPK: what's that?
Raymounda: who do you think? Damn demon lost his mind.
Serna: Actually a half demon….
Raymounda: whatever! GET HIM OFF!
Naraku: Oh my Evilean where have you been all my life! MARRY ME! (OK, OK he's out of Character but hey my story, that and you have no idea how evil Raymounda can, but he's not her type. She's battle happy, and cold hearted. And still a little kind deep, deep down. Weather that makes them a couple or not you decide: Groping Raymounda as she try's to use a crowbar to get away, when that doesn't work she uses her large sword to break lose)
LPK: Will at long last our final contestation clears her throat and continues the one everyone and their grandmothers hates….his evil, he scheming, and he's bad to the bone……Naraku…(she then revels and newly bonded(for Raymounda sake) yet not gagged Naraku.)
LPK: Ok now why isn't he gagged.
Serna: will he so infatuated with Raymounda that he won't be speakin much if any.
LPK: ok at long last the game is set and next is the drawing and then the set up.
LPK: alright here is the magic drawing….er vase… What happen to my magic drawing box?
(The sister look around then shrug)
Serna: what box? All da wes could find by da vase.
LPK: Ok…then behold my magic Valentines vase er…this so cheesy. The draw begins now…..
(Everyone is excited at the draw, well actually, Inuyasha still trying to get free. Kouga is still trying to kill LPK, Miroku looks lustily at Serna who looks like she about to b-slap him at a moments notice. Naraku stares stoker like at Raymounda with a helpless attraction. Raymounda however just looks bored.)
LPK: HEY! YOU COULD PUT SOME EFFORT IN BEING SOMEWHAT SUSPENSEFUL!
(They look at her a moment then…go right back to what they were doing.)
LPK: fine whatever let me just draw…..and the winner or should I say loser is…..Inuyasha..(Note this drawing was random, he's actually one of my favorites but like I said no one is sacred)
Inuyasha: UM….?
LPK: That right, Inuyasha. Your it.
Serna: hahaha, it serves him right for all the hell he cause. (falls down laughing.)
Raymounda: Why couldn't it be Naraku?
LPK: Random is as Random does. Maybe next time? Maybe?
(The other contestations look at Inuyasha. Naraku snicks. Kouga looks pleased and Miroku looks at Inuyasha with pity then shrugs. Better him then me thing I guess.)
LPK: alright the victim has been chosen and it's up to you reviewers to save him…or not Remember all I ask is 3 reviews in 2 days. Hehehe read and review or not I don't care…But Inuyasha might…
Inuyasha: UM…. UM..U…M(translation please save me.)