Part 1.0
Lights....
Cameras....
Action!!!!
??: Hi, and welcome to our show....err....story. I'm Amane and I'll be your host this and everyother evening to come. I'd like to introduce you to the other main stars and my best friends! Okay, this is Kitsune *says pointing to the mean and scary looking girl*, this is Kano *says pointing to girl sucking on her middle and ring fingers*, and this is....wait a minute.... where's Ayaka? *goes backstage....err....backbook(?) grabs blonde by her ponytail and drags her to where she's supposed to be* Okay, now that thats settled let's continue with the introductions. This is Ayaka *says pointing at girl she dragged by her ponytail*, this is Ayame *says pointing at bruenette flirting with random guy* Hey, where's that guy come from, he's not in the script! *snaps fingers and guy dissapears in a puff of smoke* Anyways, last but not least, well, maybe least, Kisame *says pointing to bruenette talking to Ayame but stops when she heard her name* Right Kisame?
Kisame: What?
Amane: Just agree
Kisame: Okay. Right.
*others laugh at her admitting she's leeasr and so does an audiance that appears out of nowhere*
Amane: Hey, there's no audiance in the script, go away.
Audiance: Can we please stay?
Amane: Fine, but no disrupting my show....err....story
Wierd Male AnnouncerVoice From Speakers (WMAVFS): ....And now for your feature presentation....

....TBC....