Okay so this is my first story in a while, and it is combining two of my favorite shows ever as well as posting in two amazing fandoms this will be a Bob's Burgers/Gravity Falls Crossover which I have always wanted to do honestly. This story was meant to be published a while ago but due to scheduling conflicts and the likes I couldn't do so, but now with a clean slate I can finally make a permanent fanfiction return and begin to publish more content. The main pairing will be Mabel X Louise (or Mabise or Louibel.) which I haven't seen lots of and I really love as a pairing so I decided to try my hand at writing a story about them (also I will mention other pairings will be featured but I will leave them a mystery for now *wink *wink*) so without further ado let's crack this open and see how it goes I hope you all...

~Enjoy~

Huxley High School: Seymours Bay, New Jersey.

Louise tumbles her fingers on her desk in a bored manner, as she looks absent mindedly out the window next to her desk.

Suddenly a yell of her name, causes Louise to look over at her overweight balding teacher.

"Ms. Belcher! would you like to come up here, and give us an explain the general functions of DNA and RNA?" Sneers the teacher as he looks down at Louise.

"I would be oh so happy to Mr. Adler." Replies Louise sarcastically as she stands up out of her desk, and walks over to the dry eraser board.

"So DNA, and RNA were once lovers right? well one day DNA decided he wanted to screw around with the nucleus. Which RNA found out about and just jammed DNA into..." states Louise mockingly with a smirk.

"MS. BELCHER TO THE PRINCIPLE'S OFFICE NOW!" yells Mr. Addler angrily.

"Alright, geez keep on stress and you might lose all your hair...oh wait." Responds Louise sardonically with a grin.

"Principle's office NOW!" screams out Mr. Adler

"Fiiiinnneee I'm going." States Louise with a roll of her eyes, as she walk to her classroom door and opens it before walking out shutting the door behind her.

Louise then walks down the hallway, whistling happily before finally walking into the girl's restroom.

Louise looks around briefly, making sure to check to make sure no one is in the bathroom or there is no camera's before walking over to the bathroom window.

Afterwards Louise grabs a trashcan, dragging it over to the window before stepping on it and crawling out the window landing in an alleyway beside the school.

After this Louise exits the alleyway, and walks away from the school down the street.

*Honestly, school can be okay I mean I see why it exists but honestly... They are just too fucking boring! I mean seriously you can at least make an effort to make school somewhat interesting, I mean Jesus not saying they should make school into some sort of young adult playground but my god at least have the teacher crack a joke or something.* thinks Louise as she walks down the street, she then suddenly walks down a corner known as The Steps seeing a blonde haired bearded man looking down as he smokes a joint.

"Freeze! Hands in the air! This is a bust!" yells out Louise as the man drops his joint, and puts his hands up in panic.

"What the hell!? dammit Louise! I just lit that." yells back Logan in an annoyance.

"Hey, you're fault you shouldn't let your guard down. Plus honestly let's be honest lighting up a joint in a public place kind of a dumb move." states Louise sarcastically as she sits next to Logan.

"Hey at least, I don't make a public announcement every time I see a sexy skateboarding bad boy." responds Logan with a sly smile.

"Two things, by sexy skateboarding bad boy you mean burnt out Tony Hawk slash Tommy Chong reject. Then oh yeah your right on the money plus have you forgot the main thing lesbian here, although considering your brain cells are the equivalent of retarded chimp kinda not surprised by the forgetfulness." snarks Louise with a grin.

"Really making it hard, for me to share joints with you when you keep coming at me with all this attitude." Replies Logan as he picks up his joint, and lights it once more before taking a hit and passing it to Louise.

Louise then takes a hit, before passing it back to Logan who takes a hit as well.

"Speaking of the whole openly gay thing, how's the dating scene been?" asks Logan as he takes another hit from his joint before passing it back to Louise.

"Eh, fine I guess better than yours. speaking of which how's the herpes?" responds Louise jokingly with a smirk as she takes yet another hit from the joint.

"Hey! Jill didn't have herpes it was just an allergic reaction." corrects Logan slightly defensively as Louise passes him to joint once more.

"Forgot, your penis was toxic." replies Louise sardonically with a grin.

"Oh come on, it was an allergic reaction to Summer's Eve and you know it at least you would if y'know you ever used one." States Logan sarcastically with a smirk.

Louise then punches Logan in the chest, knocking the wind out of him as he coughs out his joint.

"Ass, for your information the girls have said it's like a flower bed downstairs." responds Louise cockily with a sly smile as she gets up off of the step.

"Jesus! Jose Canseco, do you have to hit so damn hard also gross." snarks Logan as he catches his breath before putting his joint back in his mouth.

"Oh please, when we dated once you weren't saying gross too much then. Even though to be honest it was pretty damn gross to lay with a guy." states Louise in a sarcastically cocky tone.

"Well...shit guess you got me there." replies Logan in a disappointed manner.

"Check, and mate Barrybush anyways I've got to get home. School should be out so Gene and Tina will be arriving home soon plus lunch rush starts soon so smell ya later poop cicle." States Louise as she begins walking off.

"Later bun head." Responds Logan as he puffs on his joint.

Louise then begins walking down the street once more with the next few steps being in silence as she finally arrives home.

Bob's Burgers, Seymours Bay New Jersey

Louise opens the front door of the restaurant, before finally entering and taking her place on a stool at the main counter.

*Alright, just in time now just have to wait for Gene and Tina to arrive.* thinks Louise to herself before suddenly having her train of thought interrupted by Gene and Tina's arrival.

"Hey there sistaroo!" exclaims Gene happily as he walks over to a booth and sits down.

"Hey, Louise Your home early." says Tina as she walks over to the same booth Gene is sitting in and sits across from him.

"Well you know, I've been working pretty hard I mean argh! so much brain ache." States Louise as she rubs her temples.

"You skipped classes again." States Tina calmly.

"Oh yeah, but hey is it my fault Mr. Adler is such a colossal douchenugget." Replies Louise in a sarcastic manner.

"Well he did just go divorce." Responds Tina.

"Still…..isn't my fault his wife couldn't keep her hands off Mr. Brinkley." Retorts Louise defensively yet sardonically.

"I guess you have a point, just as long as you stay out of trouble." States Tina stoically.

"Don't worry so much tee, I'll be fine." Responds Louise as she reaches over the counter and changes the burger of the month from Casaburga to Cast A Hooker Burger.

Suddenly Bob, comes out from the basement with a plate of beef patties.

"Oh hey kids, how was school?" asks Bob as he walks into the kitchen.

"Great, I showed my teacher how farts can sync to the speed of sound." States Gene proudly before playing a series of fart sounds on his keyboard followed by a synthpop beat.

"Pretty sure, that doesn't have much to do with science Gene." states Bob calmly.

"Yes it does! Miss Stratton does not know the importance of farts and synthpop!" Defends Gene.

"Okay, how about you Tina?." Says Bob as he rubs the bridge of his nose before asking Tina about her day.

"Well today, I learned about American Sign Language." States Tina stoically.

"That's great Tina, we could definitely use Sign Language especially with the school of the deaf opening next door." Responds Bob proudly with a smile.

"And it's great for saying a guy has a great butt, without having to outright state it." Replies Tina with a dreamy look.

"Oh god….okay how about you Louise?" asks Bob exasperatedly as he rubs his head.

"I taught Mr. Adler about DNA, and RNA's break up from cheating with the nucleus." Responds Louise sarcastically with a smirk.

"Okay well, I guess I should get to making the Casaburgas." States Bob as he lights up the grill and begins placing the patties on it.

Suddenly Linda walks into the restaurant.

"Oh my babies are home! How was school?" asks Linda curiously yet cheerfully.

"I learned that mix farts, and music go hand in hand." States Gene happily as he begins playing synthpop beats over fart sounds.

"I learned how to say nice butt in sign language." Says Tina happily with a smile.

"I taught Mr. Adler about DNA being a cheater, and RNA can do better." Replies Louise sardonically with a grin.

"Allllriiiight! That's my shining stars!" Exclaims Linda proudly yet happily with a smile.

Linda, then looks at the burger of the day board before erasing the name and changing it back to Casaburga.

"Louise, you know how your father is about the burger of the day." Says Linda in slight disappointment.

"Oh come on, what else am I suppose to do around here." Responds Louise in a mockingly over dramatic fashion.

"Hey, young lady there is plenty to do like refill the ketchup. Or mustered bottles or take out the trash maybe restock the napkins." Replies Linda positively.

"Chores! Oh come on!" Argues Louise in an exasperated manner.

Suddenly Mike Wobbles knocks on their restaurant door.

"Hey Belcher's, you've got mail." States Mike as he puts the mail on the counter before walking over to the front door of the restaurant.

"Okay, thanks Mike." Replies Bob as he sticks his head through the kitchen window.

"See ya." Responds Mike in an uncaring manner as he walks out of the restaurant.

"Alright." Says Bob stoically before walking out from the kitchen door and then walking behind the counter.

Linda and Bob then look through the mail.

"Well looks like the house payments due." Says Bob as he sits the house payment aside.

"Ooooh coupons alllriiiight! Time for mommy to get her wine, and cheese on!" Cheers Linda happily.

"If there is a finger in one of those envelopes that's mine." States Louise jokingly with a sly smile.

"Wait, why would there be a finger in an envelopes?" asks Bob curiously.

"Because Diego is being a stingy ass!" exclaims Louise sarcastically.

"Damn Diego, always so demanding." States Gene jokingly.

"I think Diego is nice, he has the softest eyes." Says Tina calmly.

"Wait, who is Diego?" asks Bob curiously.

"Drug dealer." States Louise with a sly smile.

"Street clown." Says Gene in a bubbly manner.

"Sexy Latin Hunk." Replies Tina dreamily.

"Dentist assistant!" Responds Linda getting in on the joke.

"So a dental assistant drug dealing street clown hunk." States Bob with a chuckle.

"Yes! And he is amazing at his job!" exclaims Gene in a quirky manner.

Suddenly Tina see's an envelope still sitting on the counter with a golden stamp on it.

"Hey, what's this?" asks Tina curiously as she picks up the envelope.

"Huh, good question." Asks Bob as Tina hands him the envelope which he opens.

"Dear Belcher family, as our way of apologizing for the disaster that was Family Fracas our studio has decided to select you lovely people. For our weekly send away contest with a vacation to Gravity Falls, Oregon." Reads Bob as he looks over the letter before sitting it down onto the counter.

"A vacation! Oh Bobby! It's like we've always dreamed!" States Linda as she gives Bob a hug.

"To Oregon! Birth place of Seattle!" says Gene in a cheerful manner.

"That's Washington Gene." Corrects Bob.

"No! That's a myth!" exclaims Gene in a mock pout.

"Gravity Falls, what the hell is in Gravity Falls?" says Louise curiously as she picks up the letter, and looks it over.

To Be Continued In Chapter Two