Hey, PrincessParker here! What goes on? I felt the need to write another Random Debate, so I did. Enjoy!
Disclaimer- Do I own iCarly? I wish I did, but sadly I do not.
Random Debates: Bricks Vs Feet
Sam: What goes on people?
Gibby: Gibeeeeh!
Sam: I'm Sam
Gibby: We are here to talk about bunnies
Sam: Were not here to talk about bunnies! We are here to have a random debate you cheese head.
Gibby: Really?
Sam: Yes!
Gibby: But I wanted to talk about bunnies
Sam: Too bad
Gibby: Well, I guess I shall be speaking on the behalf of feet, since I can't talk about bunnies.
Sam: I shall be speaking about the joys of bricks
Gibby: You use your feet to walk upon.
Sam: Bricks are hard
Gibby: Feet come in many different sizes
Sam: You can build a house using bricks
Gibby: The average foot has five toes
Sam: You can throw a brick at someone to get them to shut their yapper
Gibby: Feet smell nice
Sam: Feet don't smell nice
Gibby: Yes, they do
Sam: Then smell your feet
*Gibby smells his feet*
Gibby: See, my feet smell amazing! Just like tuna fish, come on take a whiff Sam!
Sam: I'd rather listen to squirrels digest spinach
Gibby: I wanna listen to squirrels digest spinach!
Sam: Oh Gibby, there's so much not right about you
Gibby: I still say that feet are far better than bricks
Sam: I still believe that bricks are far better than feet
Gibby: Feet are soft
Sam: Bricks are hard
Gibby: Feet are edible
Sam: Bricks can be used to play hop scotch
Gibby: You can also use feet to play hop scotch
Sam: You can paint a small pretty picture on a brick
Gibby: Feet!
Sam: Bricks!
Gibby: Feet!
Sam: Bricks!
Gibby: Feet!
Sam: Bricks!
Gibby: Feet!
Sam: How can you think that feet are better than bricks?
Gibby: How can YOU feel that bricks are better than feet?
Sam: That kind of question should be illegal
Gibby: Why?
Sam: Because they annoy me
Gibby: I still want to talk about bunnies
Sam: Yeah and I want a unicorn that plays the ukulele, but I'm not getting that either
Gibby: But bunnies are awesome!
Sam: So are bricks
Gibby: Bricks pale in comparison to bunnies
Sam: You pale in comparison to bunnies
Gibby: It's true
Sam: At least you admit it
Gibby: I wanna go buy a bunny
Sam: Then go buy one
Gibby: Wanna come with?
Sam: Eh sure
Gibby: GIBBAY!
Sam: This has kinda been a random debate
~The End~
Review! Or else Monkey's will break into your house at night and dye all of your underwear bright green! Wahahaha!
Xoxo
PrincessParker
Oh, if you have suggestions for another random debate, just tell me, and I'll probably use it!