I do not own Naruto at all
When we last left our favorite Member of the Aksakuti, Hidan, he was blown all to bit by Shikamaru's attack and was buried alive, leaving him to die.. But by a odd miracle it left a hug gap of space for his face…
Hidan: Well I gotta amit…that kid is smart…But you just wait, kid..i will get out.
STEP ONE: Prideness….2 hours later
Hiddan: Ha Ha HA…I can' t imagine what Kakuzu is doing now. He proably ripping them to shreads, and then when he finish, he gonna get his best friend outta here. And then I get to rest back in my bed at the hideout…Just remember this as all a dream…. Yeah…I will you that..Jashin! I WILL DO BETTER!
STEP TWO: Rage…..4 hours later….
Hidan: WELL THIS IS JUST BULL**T! ARRGH! I WANNA BITE SOMEBODY IN THE FACE! MUTHER***ER! MUTHER***KER! IARGH!I WANNA RIP SOMEBODY FACE OFF! ****! ****!****!
STEP THREE: Changing Sides…1 day later….
Hidan: Umm… Are you there, God. Its me..Hidan..I am not really a Jashin reglion person..you know I am faking that. Please let me outta this and I promose…I won't piss in Kisame's cereal… I put that on my mom's bra….
STEP FOUR: Grieveance…..2 days later….
Hidan:WAAAAAAAAHHHHH! OHHHHGOOODDD…MOMMMY! WHY? (continue sobbing like a girl)
STEP FIVE: Accepting reality…10 days later…..
Hidan: You know something? I am done with this…Maybe I can go to heaven and eat all that delicious pafiats that is waiting for me..and then I can apoolgize for hittings Kakuzu's sister…..Yeah…that's good….PLEASE TAKE ME!I WANNA DIE! PLEASE TAKE- Hey….How did u get down here…and who the hell are you.
The unknwn person appeared and proudly said his name.
?: DR. OCTOGONOPUS! BLARGH!
Hidan's head was elimated by the raw enery blast that the doctor made. Suddenly Hidan appeared in a weired place with all his body contacted, this was a place that was really hot and a place not a place where somebody wanna go to….
Hidan: Hey! KAKUZU! Youre-
Kakuzu: Yeah….The Nine tails whooped my ass…
Hidan: Oh….
Kakuzu: And I heard what you did to my sister…
Hidan: ****!
Meanwhile back on earth where the Akasakti Hideout, Kisame was enjoying some of his favorite cereal…
Kisame: Hey Itachi…
Itachi: What?
Kisame: MY cearal taste better today..and the favorite changed….
Itachi: You know that Kakuzu has been pissing in your cecearl?
Kisame: WHAT THE FUC-
Suddenly the hideout exploded to the point where only the two were standing….
Itachi:….Kisame..How many times do I have to tell you….DONT SAY THOSE WORDS!
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