disclaimer: I don't own yu yu hakusho, if i did this would be an anime but i don't.
xxmikixx: i back this time with a short story. This story is just for fun so it is kinda random. The plot is not very big so yeah. Just to let you know this story would only be about 5 or 6 chapters.
yusuke: yo
hiei: great! i don't have to be the narrator... wait crap
xxmikixx: now that you appeared you have to stay.
hiei: damnit
kuwabara: what's going on here how come i'm not invited?
hiei: because we hate you
kuwabara: shuddup shrimp
kurama: now now you two, we're wasting time.
yusuke: hey stop taking up the fic with your stupid arguement.
xxmikixx: hey all of you be quiet! (all silent)
noise continue
xxmikixx: HEY!!!!
silence
xxmikixx: thank you, here it my new story.
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atsuko married???
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chapter 1
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yusuke: YOUR WHAT!!!!!
atsuko: i'm sorry honey i woke up in the arms of a rich man and a ring on my finger.
yusuke: how could you?
atsuko: well it just sort of happened that's all.
yusuke: THAT'S ALL!! You get married overnight to a man with two kids and that's all you can say.
atsuko: what else is there to say?
yusuke: WHAT ELSE huh? WHAT ELSE? lets see like, how did it happen?, how old is he, do you even know him?
atsuko: lets see; i got drunk, he's 35 and no, i don't really know him.
yusuke: DAMNIT... How can you get so drunk that you don't remember getting married...I'M GOING OUT FOR A WHILE
yusuke storms out still pissed off. Well who wouldn't be, finding out that you mum got so drunk that she gets married to a man with two kids. Then he sees kuwabara.
kuwabara: hey
yusuke: hey (negative voice)
kuwabara: what happened? you seem depressed? Did you loose you power again?
yusuke: No, they're all here. Just that, my mum got drunk and married a guy with two kids.
kuwabara: WHAT!!
yusuke: I KNOW AND SHE DON'T EVEN KNOW THE GUY!
kuwabara: So is your new father loaded?
yusuke: hm...
yusuke thinks...
flashback
Astuko: I'm sorry honey i woke up in the arms of a rich man...and a ring on my finger.
yusuke: yeah, he's supose to be rich.
(yusuke thinks: gives me an idea)
yusuke: lets go give him a visit.
kuwabara:hm (kuwabara thinks: what's going on, what's he planning, where's eikichi...) okay
yusuke and kuwabara set off on their short trip. Once they got to the address astuko gave them the two boys widen their eyes in astonishment.
kuwabara: are you sure we are at the right house it is huge.
yusuke: umm... I think so...(mumbles: obiously this is the only house/mansion for miles)
kuwabara: i heard that.
yusuke: so
They pressed the door bell. ding dong
butler: hello
yusuke: sup, i'm here to see my stepdad.
butler: hm... and
yusuke: SO OPEN THE STUPID GATE.
butler: look kid if this is some of a joke go away.
yusuke: This is not a joke man. I'm here to see my fricken stepdad.
butler: fine then what is his name.
yusuke goes blank
yusuke: um... right his name. What is his name?
kuwabara falls and sweat drops.
kuwabara: URAMESHI WE CAME ALL THIS WAY AND YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW HIS NAME!!!!!!!
yusuke: right, well i was so pissed off that i forgot to ask my mum what his name was.
kuwabara: so now what
yusuke: um... i saw a gas station a few miles back lets run.
So yusuke was running and kuwabara was trailing behind.
kuwabara: hey...puffng...wait up urameshi
yusuke: give up already?
kuwabara: i don't liking running okay. Hey how far to go?
yusuke: i don't know about a mile or two what?
kuwabara: and how long have we been running.
yusuke: how the hell should i know your the one with the watch.
kuwabara: oh yeah
Kuwabara checks his cat-filled watch.
Kuwabara: 2 hours
yusuke: only!
kuwabara: what don't you mean only.
yusuke: shut up and keep running maybe thats why you lose so much energy because you talk too much.
kuwabara: what did you say!?!
yusuke: you heard me!
kuwabara: thats it! come back here!
yusuke: catch me if you can.
kuwabara chases yusuke all the way to the gas station.
kuwabara: huffing... puffing...
yusuke: you stay here i'll call my mum.
kuwabara went over to the bench and yusuke went to the payphone.
yusuke: hey mum, what is his name?
atsuko: hm...let me see. i don't know...
yusuke: what don't you mean you don't know? How did you know his age?
atsuko: he wrote down his profie for me.
yusuke: then why don't you know his name?
atsuko: wait here it is. his name it Keita kurosaki.
yusuke: okay. Hey kuwabara lets get going.
kuwabara: oh god
They set off again. They finally got there and kuwabara collaspes on the floor. yusuke rings the doorbell once more.
butler: hello
yusuke: hello again
butler: oh you again.
yusuke: yep. I finally found his name keita kurasaki.
butler: keita, oh you're keita's new step son.
yusuke: yeah thats what i said before.
butler: okay come in.
The butler buzzes them in.
They walked or should i said he walked in dragging kuwabara.
Butler: right this way please.
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xxmikixx: end of that chapter
hiei: hn
yusuke: hi: )
kuwabara: what is with you?
yusuke: what do you mean?
kuwabara: your kinda ooc(out of character)?
yusuke: not my fault she the one who made me this way. (glares and point to miki)
xxmikixx: can't help it.
yusuke: your kinda of quiet aren't cha (looks at hiei)
hiei: speak for yourself detective
yusuke: what do you mean? I 'm not quiet.
hiei: but you will be after i'm done.
yusuke: yeah right
yusuke and hiei prepares to fight
kuwabara: i've never seen you talk this much
hiei: stay out of this
kuwabara: say that to my face.
hiei move towards kuwabara's face
hiei: stay out of...(cut by miki)
xxmikixx: hiei if you really want to kiss him get a room out of this fic.
hiei: hn, you stay out of this
xxmikixx: not a chance, remember this is my fic
hiei: hn
xxmikixx: thought so
hope to update soon and don't forget to review - miki
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