THIS IS MY FIRST FANFIC SO DONT HATE JUST BECAUSE IM 12
I DONt OWN ANY OF THESE CHARACTRES LOL SO YOU CANNT SUE ME XD
DONT GET OFFENDED BECAUSE IT WAS ONLY FOR FUN :)
WARNING: YAOI ! IF YOU DONT LIKE, DONT READ !
rated m for bad launguage and sexual themes
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it was a normal and beatiful day for gods son jesus christ
he was sitting in his chair outside just chillin, maxin relaxin all cool
but then he heard a noise from his house
"what the fuck is this shit, did i forget to turn off the microwave or something" said jesus
he went inside and looked in his kitchen, but he couldnt find anything unusual
then he heard the sound again, it came from his bathroom !
he went to the bathroom door
"this is it" jesus was ready for anything
or so he thought
he opened the door and it was jesus childhood friend carlton banks, just jacking it like there was no tomorrow
"Oh fUck I hAvE bEeN SpOttEd lMaO" said carlton banks
"why do you speak with random capitalisation" jesus said to his naked childhood friend
"iTs EdgY yOu kNoW lIke I cAN bE UnUIqe" carlton banks replied
"you mean unique right" said the almighty christ
"yeah" said carlton banks , still being naked
"why do you not have random capitalisation" asked jesus
"it was hard to write and annoying to read" said carton banks
jesus christ just spotted carlton banks huge erect dongalong
"wow has it always been this big my dude" asked jesus
"you know of course it has been like this since birth !" carlton banks replied uncomfortably
without hesitation jesus threw himself over to carlton banks throbbing wiener
"what the fuck ! i am not gay !" carlton banks screamed
"shut up n-word" jesus replied while he began to suck on carlton banks expanding dong
jesus was actually a racist contrary to popular belief
"you cant call me that you fucking racist !" said carlton banks
"sorry mate lol" replied jesus
"nah it ok fam" carlton banks said with a smile*
jesus was still sucking him off btw
carlton banks did the dirty inside our lord and savior jesus christs mouth while jesus said "#nohomo"
and then jesus mouth became pregnant
"lmao that was lit af bruh" said carlton banks
"i kno right" jesus replied with a smile, even though only carlton banks got pleasured
"you know that i wont do anything sexual back to you because im not gay" carlton said
"i know im not gay either because i said #nohomo" jesus replied
"oh right , lmao i forgot . wanna get married lmao ?" carlton banks asked
"sure fam" replied jesus christ , son of god
"hey jesus ?" asked carlton banks
"yeah ?" said jesus
"ive always wondered , are you adopted ? i mean your mom was a virgin" said carlton banks
"i dont fucking know mate , ill ask pa later" said jesus with a smile
9 months later
jesus and his husband calrton banks was at the hospital
jesus was about to give birth
from his mouth
"you can do it love" said carlton banks to his beautiful husband jesus christ
"n-word i know lmao" jesus replied
"you know what i said about racial slurs !" carlton replied
"whoops sorry fam" said jesus
jesus felt immense pain
the child was comming
"ah." said jesus
the baby had been born my dudes
"hes beatiful !" said carlton banks
"what the shit is this" asked jesus
the child was in fact jesus himslef
jesus gave birth to himself
and so the infinite timeloop began
it turns out that god was jesus all along, and that jesus was adopted.
his real mom was carlton banks all along.
"wait fam, doesnt this count as incest then ?" aksed carlton banks
"i dont know dude" replied jesus
THE END
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