Author's Note: To get the correct effect please read all of Gimli and Pippin's lines in a ridiculously stereotypical Scottish accent.
Disclaimer: Unfortunately I do not own any of these characters (though I am working on purchasing Dominic Monaghan from New Line), they are the property of George Lucas, New Line, and Warner Bros, respectively.
------The Requests------
- Leggy gets a muffin, or doesn't get a muffin, and tries to find the Muffin Man; Draco is my man-whore; I get to sticker Aragorn! (from kkatz)
- R2D2 + C3PO are gay lovers. (from Peggy)
------The Story------
(C3PO, R2D2, Aragorn, the hobbits, and Legolas are sitting in a small New York apartment. Legolas is desperately trying to get out the door, the two hobbits are holding him back as best they can. R2 and 3PO are making out on the couch...do robots make out?!)
Merry:
Aragorn, help! Legolas has lost his mind again!!!
Legolas: (still trying to reach the door)
Let go. Let go, I say! I MUST FIND THE MUFFIN MAN!!!
Sam:
He forgot his pills again, today.
Frodo:
Quick, get The Shot!
Aragorn: (who is currently pondering a sticker on his head that says: Property of kkatz)
Nope, can't. I'm not properly licensed for that sort of thing...besides this little bugger is bugging the hell out of me.
Everyone (except Merry, and maybe Legolas):
Aragorn, why aren't you-MERRY! Give Aragorn's pipe back.
Merry: (looks very sad and bags-under-the-eyes-ish)
Oliver Wood took it. He was mad about being cut from the third Harry Potter movie and wanted to drown his sorrows in...in...say, what's IN that pipe anyway?
(everyone turns to Aragorn)
Aragorn:
Just my medications. You know. Viagra, muffins...and some other stuff.
Legolas:
Muffin?
C3PO:
No, shut up.
Pippin: (looks at Merry)
Hm. That would explain a lot.
Merry:
Yes it would.
Legolas: (suddenly remembering what he was doing before the whole Aragorn's pipe incident occurred)
THE MUFFIN MAN!!! I must find him!
Sam:
No, Legolas, it's just a song!
Will Aragorn ever get his pipe back? Will Legolas ever find this "Muffin Man?" More importantly, will he ever get a muffin? Find out in the next installment of Muffins Anon...
Disclaimer: Unfortunately I do not own any of these characters (though I am working on purchasing Dominic Monaghan from New Line), they are the property of George Lucas, New Line, and Warner Bros, respectively.
------The Requests------
- Leggy gets a muffin, or doesn't get a muffin, and tries to find the Muffin Man; Draco is my man-whore; I get to sticker Aragorn! (from kkatz)
- R2D2 + C3PO are gay lovers. (from Peggy)
------The Story------
(C3PO, R2D2, Aragorn, the hobbits, and Legolas are sitting in a small New York apartment. Legolas is desperately trying to get out the door, the two hobbits are holding him back as best they can. R2 and 3PO are making out on the couch...do robots make out?!)
Merry:
Aragorn, help! Legolas has lost his mind again!!!
Legolas: (still trying to reach the door)
Let go. Let go, I say! I MUST FIND THE MUFFIN MAN!!!
Sam:
He forgot his pills again, today.
Frodo:
Quick, get The Shot!
Aragorn: (who is currently pondering a sticker on his head that says: Property of kkatz)
Nope, can't. I'm not properly licensed for that sort of thing...besides this little bugger is bugging the hell out of me.
Everyone (except Merry, and maybe Legolas):
Aragorn, why aren't you-MERRY! Give Aragorn's pipe back.
Merry: (looks very sad and bags-under-the-eyes-ish)
Oliver Wood took it. He was mad about being cut from the third Harry Potter movie and wanted to drown his sorrows in...in...say, what's IN that pipe anyway?
(everyone turns to Aragorn)
Aragorn:
Just my medications. You know. Viagra, muffins...and some other stuff.
Legolas:
Muffin?
C3PO:
No, shut up.
Pippin: (looks at Merry)
Hm. That would explain a lot.
Merry:
Yes it would.
Legolas: (suddenly remembering what he was doing before the whole Aragorn's pipe incident occurred)
THE MUFFIN MAN!!! I must find him!
Sam:
No, Legolas, it's just a song!
Will Aragorn ever get his pipe back? Will Legolas ever find this "Muffin Man?" More importantly, will he ever get a muffin? Find out in the next installment of Muffins Anon...