He's All That
Beaner-Bop
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A/N: Can anyone LOL??? I love that title and yes, it's HE'S all that! All of that and I'm sort of on a break from my other stories so…onto the story!
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Disclaimer: Me no own, o-kee?
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Chapter One: Erasa's Bet
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(Long ago and…oh who the hell am I kidding? If I'm right Gohan's not even near going to high school this year yet so… Anyway… We meet up with two popular friends, talking about what else, than - *gasp* boys!)
Videl looked at Erasa to see if she was joking. Cute? Gohan? That's funny! She snorted but Erasa caught it. She rolled her eyes at the always-pissed Videl.
"Oh come off it Videl, even you have to say he's cute! He's got that baby face and little grin that just-" Videl put her hand up, making Erasa stop her little string of things about Gohan.
"Stop it Erasa. Besides, even if I thought he was cute, what would it matter anyway?" Videl felt someone sling an arm over her shoulder.
"Yeah Erasa, anyway, he's a dweeb." Videl had to agree with that, along with Erasa apparently. But Erasa still wouldn't give up.
"If he joined us than maybe…" Videl nodded her head no quickly.
"No way, I do not want another idiot asking for my dad's autograph. We've already got one!" She pointed her thumb over to Sharpner who was behind them. Erasa nodded her head in agreement to this. Sharpner really was one of those idiots.
"But maybe he won't do it!" Videl looked at her with eyes that said 'riiiiiight…'. Erasa nodded her head in frustration. "You're afraid to do it! I thought you hated being 'popular' Videl, that it just made you stand out! Why aren't you letting Gohan come with us? Let's re-check shall we? Because he's a 'loser', because he's a 'dweeb', I mean come on Videl! I knew your dad was worried about his reputation, but I never knew that you were worried about your own too!" Videl looked at Erasa shocked.
"I am not worried about my reputation, thank you very much! I just happen to be worried about yours!" Erasa snorted.
"More like you're worried for Sharpner's." Videl looked at Erasa shocked again.
"Shar-SHARPNER'S?! Why the hell would I be worried about that idiot's?? I'm worried about yours too you know!" Erasa snorted.
"I'm not worried about my reputation Videl. You're the one who doesn't want Gohan in the group… Along with Sharpner." Videl would have said something had Erasa not have been right. She was worried about her reputation. Oh…my…Kami… Videl got her two cents in.
"Alright, but maybe that's not what I am worried about. Haven't you noticed that anyone I talk to becomes popular? Maybe I don't want them to feel the pain of popularity." Erasa rolled her eyes thinking 'puh-leeze!'. She got an idea.
"You can make anyone you talk to popular, huh Videl? Alright, I propose a deal. Since you apparently think that you can make anyone popular, you should have no problem making Gohan the Homecoming King!" Videl gaped at Erasa but then gained her composure.
"Oh please, that's extremely dumb Erasa! Homecoming King? Gohan? Are you listening to yourself Erasa, I think you've hit a bump and lost your memory. Only guys like Sharpner ever win!" Erasa shrugged her shoulders.
"I can understand if your afraid of losing Videl." She turned around leaving an angry Videl behind her. Videl pointed her finger at her.
"I am not afraid of losing. I'm actually afraid of winning, which is more than likely what's going to happen!" Erasa turned around and grinned at her. Videl knew that she had just been suckered big time by her.
"Good, and remember - you have to become Homecoming queen." Erasa walked away from Videl and Sharpner, picking up a ride from the new gleam in her eye Ueioa. Videl growled under her breath as the car pulled away.
"I'm going to kill her…"
(1)
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Gohan walked into the home and went into the kitchen. "What're you cooking mom? It smells great!" Chichi turned to beam at her son.
"Dinner apparently. You better go wash up, Goten may get a bigger serving than you if you aren't here on time. Without another word the older Son boy left to get out of his school clothes, bathe, and then get into a gi. He came back a few moments later to see the young Goku-Mini-me sitting on a chair looked a little disgruntled.
"Mom made me wait a little longer for my food because you weren't in here yet. MEANY!" Goten yelled. Gohan laughed lightly and ruffled Goten's hair.
"Sorry squirt. I'm in here now am I not?" The chibi looked confused but then shrugged it off. Brother was in here, he got food!
"Yay!" The little chibi said as Chichi started putting plates onto the table. She got her small bit of food, and backed up, giving the two boys room to go after whatever in there it was that they wanted (pretty much everything).
Chichi finished her meal along the same time they finished theirs. Gohan helped her clear the table even though she didn't ask for the help.
"I really don't need any help Gohan, it's fine." Gohan nodded his head no.
"It's okay mom, really." He cleaned the dishes with her, in about the middle of drying the dishes (his mom was doing the actual scrubbing), he felt something, or rather someone, tugging on his gi's leg. He looked down and saw who else but Goten.
"Come on nii-chan! I want train! Come on! Come on!" Gohan looked over at his mother to see what she would think. She waved her hands at him.
"Shoo! Shoo! Go have fun, get out of the house already!" Gohan nodded and picked Goten up, playing with him like he was a plane.
"Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee…" Goten said, his arms open wide as Gohan 'flew' him out the door. Chichi rolled her eyes.
"I can't believe I just told him to go train!" She nodded her head and turned around the shorter pile of dirty dishes that was still lying all desolate and alone on the kitchen counter (that last sentence has nothing to do with the story, sort of like this thing right here. Like it, no? ^_^;;)
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Videl looked up at the ceiling contemplating ways of getting Gohan to be homecoming king. So far she came up with a small list…
1* Actually make him popular and get people to vote for him.
(Won't work!)
2* Threaten people to vote for him…
(hmmm…)
3* Sabotage the votes
(No fun.)
4* Injure all other homecoming king contestants
(That's a good one…)
Videl sighed. What was she thinking, agreeing to this bet anyway? It was nuts! She sighed and tried to get to sleep. She should probably sleep on it.
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The next day at School…(2)
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Videl went in earlier than usual, hoping against hope that Gohan suddenly became 'sick' today and didn't show up. She didn't know how she would put up with it or how to handle it… Of course Murphy's law hopped into affect when she saw Gohan walk in with Lime.
Lime was Gohan's ex-girlfriend but they got along great anyway. Lime was an art genius, she was the rising female Picasso. Videl glared at the girl for reasons unknown. She sucked in her breath and walked down the stairs to talk with Gohan.
The two others looked at her shocked, what was she doing, talking to them? She sighed quickly, "Hey Gohan, Line-"
"Lime."
"Sorry, Lime. I was wondering if either of you wanted to come to a party this weekend. My house, so…do you want to come?" Both of them looked mildly shocked, since they were being asked to a party. Lime's suspicions grew.
"This isn't some kind of joke is it?" She asked. I wish! Videl thought to herself silently. She nodded her head no.
"No, my dad is leaving this weekend, to some new photo shoot, and I thought it'd be neat to just have a party!" Lime still looked suspicious so she declined the invitation.
"I'd rather not, besides, my grandpa wants me to do some stuff around the farm. What about you Gohan? I thought you needed to watch Trunks and Goten." Gohan thought about it for a moment.
"I…need to watch Trunks and Goten on Saturday to 6:15, but after that I'm fine." Videl nodded her head at him.
"The party begins at 7:00, so you'll have plenty of time, unless of course that drive from the mountains won't allow you to come." Videl didn't really know if she actually wanted Gohan to come or not. On one hand, if he came, it would be easier for her to lose the bet, on the other, if he didn't come, Erasa would think she told Gohan directly not to come. She looked up as more and more people came into the room and turned around.
"Hope to see you there Gohan!" She said and took her seat up by Erasa. Gohan turned to Lime looking confused.
"She wants me to come to this? Last I checked she hated my guts!" Lime looked at him and rolled her eyes.
"I don't know if it's a trick or not Gohan, but I trust you to be careful, okay? I really don't want you to become the laughing stock of the school. If you did you and I would switch places at the bottom of the totem pole." Gohan looked confused and she sighed. "Never mind Gohan, never mind!" He grinned at her and ran up the steps, since the teacher just walked in. Lime took her seat, still wondering what was going on, hoping that whatever was happening, wouldn't hurt Gohan.
She sighed, if Videl was behind it, more than likely it was something to hurt Gohan… Lime also knew that she couldn't do anything about it.
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As it was Monday, the whole party thing wouldn't start until five days later, and in that time Videl had to get people in the 'higher circle' of school to 'except' Gohan. She bit her lip, this was turning out to be quite a bit harder than she had at first thought. A good thing though was that today there was an assembly, that also meant that they got out of school two hours early once the assembly was over with.
It was about her father's school so she didn't pay attention. She looked around, seeing a lot of her 'friends' and even 'enemies' staring at the screen intently, learning whatever they could from it and seeing if they had enough money to join any of the programs. She would have thought that Gohan would have been paying attention to the little movie as well, instead however, she saw him talking to Tai, a computer nerd who could care less around fighting. She shrugged it off. Gohan was probably better at computers than fighting anyway.
At the end of the assembly, Videl was able to catch up with Gohan who was just about to turn into a building (He was thinking she was following him again to see how he got home). Videl caught her breath when Gohan stopped.
"Geez Gohan, honestly! Anyway, I was wondering if…I could stop by your house today." Gohan was about to protest as it looked as though she wanted him to give her a ride. Not a good idea… "I'll take us, what do you say?" Gohan thought about it for a minute.
"I need to go over to a friend's house to talk, my little brother's there too so they probably want me to watch him and his friend." Videl shrugged.
"I'll go with you, maybe I can get you out of it so you can go with us!" Gohan looked confused again and Videl didn't know why.
"Go where with who?" Videl mentally kicked herself.
"Ugh, sorry about that, Um… my friends and I were going to the beach for a swim, want to come along, it'll be fun - trust me!" Gohan thought about it for a moment but nodded his head no.
"I better not…" Videl rolled her eyes.
"Fine, can I at least go with you then? My dad doesn't know that we got out of school early today and I don't want to go home any time soon." Gohan shrugged and Videl took that as an invitation. After a while, Videl noticed that they were leaving the city.
"Umm…Gohan?" He looked over at her.
"Yeah?"
"Where are we going?"
"West Capitol!? Ugh, at least that's more believable than the mountains!" Gohan blushed slightly. Videl thought about it for a while and grabbed Gohan's arm. "Here, watch out." She threw the little capsule to the ground and instantly and 'copter came out of it. "Hop in, I'm not going to just take all this extra time and walk all day!" Gohan followed her orders and hopped in.
Videl pressed a few button and in a few minutes both of them were up in the air. Videl cast a sideways glance at him.
"Don't get air sick okay? I just got new upholstery from when Sharpner did." Videl shook visibly. Gohan did to, that was sick!
After a while they were floating above the booming West Capitol.
"Where's your friend's house anyway?" Gohan pointed over to the very large buling that had © on it. Videl's eyes widened. Capsule Corporation?
She didn't say anything as they landed and hopped out of the metal box along with Gohan. The door opened before Gohan's finger even went near the doorbell.
"What the hell are you doing brat?" Grumbled a small man at the door. Videl's eyebrows raised at him, he seemed pissed…
"I'm here to talk to Bulma," Bulma - as in Bulma Briefs?? "Come on Vegeta, lay off it!" The man would have replied had Bulma not spoken up that very moment.
"Stop it both of you! Honestly! Now Gohan, you wanted to talk about something?" Gohan was about to say yes when Videl butted in.
"Gohan was wondering if he could go swimming with us today instead of watching the boys." Videl answered Bulma. Bulma looked at her.
"I don't know who you are…" Videl grinned lightly.
"I'm Videl." Bulma shook her hand, noticing that Videl hadn't mentioned her last one. She shrugged her shoulders. She probably had her reasons. Gohan shook his head no.
"I really don't think I should, I mean…" Goten ran out that moment and hugged Gohan's leg, he looked over at Videl and smiled at her.
"Hi! I'm Goten, what's your name?" Videl grinned at the chibi and answered 'Videl'. He beamed at her. "Do you fight?" He asked. Somehow, it seemed extremely sweet coming from him.
"Umm…a little why?" Goten smiled brighter.
"I wanna train with somebody 'cuz Trunks is gonna spar with Mr. Vegeta and I don't have anyone to spar with because Gohan won't let me." She turned to look at Gohan with a questioning eyebrow. She turned back to Goten and answered.
"I don't see why not, unless of course your brother and I have other things to do?" She looked back up at Gohan who was gaping at her. She grinned to herself. This was going to be easy. Goten jumped into the air and went the other way. Videl looked at Gohan again.
"Looks like a whole lot of training…" Gohan sighed and hit his forehead with his hand.
"I'll get my trunks." He glared at the human…saiya-jin… DEMI-ALIEN Trunks, stopping him from making a wise remark.
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Gohan hit his head over and over again on the glass in the helicopter. Videl looked over at him and glared silently.
"Be careful with the glass, sheesh. So…"
"So what?" She glared at him again. She was not however going to let him spoil her fun. She was on the verge of something very good.
Gohan was wearing the Capsule Corp. sweater that he had in PE along with his trunks. Judging from the fact that his legs had no baby fat or actually anything that could make them look bad on them, it hopefully was true for the part under the shirt. She blushed at what she was thinking but luckily Gohan was looking her way so he didn't catch it.
She landed the 'copter near the beach and hopped out shortly after Gohan. She took off her white shirt and pink top along with her shorts and shoes, showing her black swimsuit. She looked over at Gohan who was in the process of taking off his shirt. She nearly died of shock when she saw his chest. She looked the other way though and then back to him, hopefully not blushing.
"Alright. I'm going to see if Erasa is around here quick… There are some of the guys… See ya!" Videl ran off in the other direction and Gohan took her advice. He walked down the beach and took a seat a little bit a way from them.
Sharpner was the only one that knew about the bet but he remembered to keep his mouth shut. The other guys just saw him come with Videl and shrug it off. Maybe she was doing something weird with him or something…
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"Well looky here. Videl brought Gohan to our little beach party, hmm?" Said Erasa when the girls decided where they would put their things. She whispered it so only she, Videl, and Graya{1} could hear her. Videl glared at her.
"Well duh, how else could I win?" Erasa rolled her eyes and looked at Gohan.
"He is quite the package isn't he? I wouldn't mind taking him for myself." They heard someone cough behind them and turned to see Graya.
"Like you guys would be able to!" She snorted. She made her blond hair fall behind her on her thin shoulders. "Or at least you won't be able to when I go after him." Videl looked at the two disgusted with them.
"A week ago, neither of you would have gone near him,"
"I would have but you and Sharpner were idiots." Videl didn't pay Erasa any attention though.
"And when he takes off his shirt, 'I'm gonna be his girlfriend!' is all you can shout!" Videl glared at both of them. Graya stuck her tongue out and Erasa rolled her eyes, expecting this from the girl. She patted her back.
"It's okay to say you want him too." Videl looked shocked and Graya fell over laughing. "Trust me Videl! It's normal for a teenage girl to- EEK!" Videl sent a handful of sand over to the unsuspecting girl.
"I'm going to kill you!" Yelled Videl. Erasa started running over to the guys and Videl of course was following her.
The guys looked up when they saw the girls running towards them. Erasa grinning like an idiot and Videl screaming that she was going to kill her and…a few other things that I can't mention as this is going to a G rated fic.
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A/N: *sigh* I got the idea and vallah! Lol! Anyway, I'll be getting the next chapter out for Gohan the Prince, so no worries!
{1} - Don't ask.
- Don't worry folks! Videl's not being serious! …Hopefully!(2) - Time flies, no?