Story Line: What happens when a spiky haired islander meets up with a giant retarded dog and a duck that has a speech impediment? He dies in every world they go to together.

What I have to say about my own story: I think it is not all mine. Again, the idea is from two peoples…alter ego and myself.

Note for ye people: This first chapter will probably drag a little bit. I mean I am not going to let it purposely drag, but it might. The first chapter is always to set up one, correct?

Song of the fic: She says 'Come on, come on. Let's just get this over with' I never said I'd take this lying down ---Taking Back Sunday: Great Romances of the 20th Century

Chapter One: Drink up me hardies YO HO!

---Sora's POV---

I woke to the smell of a burning pancake. I wonder to this day, why I bought that air freshener and why I use it every night. Anyways…I ate my breakfast and made my way to the island where we usually hang out. I paddled my way to the dock and jumped out where Selphie usually stands. I was the only one there at the time so I thought to myself, 'As good as a time as any' and sat next to the water and laid there until I unexpectedly fell asleep. I had one odd dream… I was eaten alive by a giant black creature that appears on glass platform of Belle from that one Disney Movie. It was stupid, it told me to pick some kind of weapon thing and choose a path. I chose a shield, told Tidus I was afraid of getting old, told Selphie being number one was most important thing to me, and told Wakka I wanted to become stronger. Well anyways, I tried killing the big black creature that spawned from my own shadow with a freaking shield… I wonder why I died in my dream.

I woke up after being eaten and stretched. I fell on my back to see a red head in my line of view. I jumped up to see that the head was that of one of my friends.

"Gosh Kairi." I said turning towards her.

Kairi is one of my best friends. Recently I've been thinking about sharing a paopu fruit with her. I'm not sure if I just have a crush or what.

"Sora you lazy bum, I knew I'd catch you snoozing down here." Kairi said slowly. Maybe she thinks I'm mentally retarded or something.

Out of nowhere spawned Riku holding a log. He walked up to us with a confused look on his face. He said something about him being the only one actually working on the raft then threw the log on me.

"And I'm starting to think that you're just as lazy as he is." He said pointing at Kairi.

"Hehe," Kairi laughed putting her hand behind her head, "so you've noticed."

Riku just smiled then sat next to me. They started talking about something but I was too distracted by a fish in the water. I shook my head in agreement occasionally so they thought I was still listening to them. Riku stood up and started running, I had no idea why he did, but I got up and followed. Where's Kairi you ask? She's a few feet behind us, waving her hands back and forth, giggle like a retarded child. What do I see in this girl?

I wondered off by myself after and ended up back were I started, next to the dock. By this time Tidus, Wakka, and Selphie were here. Wakka was next to the waterfall and the secret place. I think Wakka is developing a secret crush on Riku because every time I talk to him he praises him. For example:

"Hey Wakka, how's it hanging?" I asked, not really interested of course.

"Oh, hi Sora. Me a Tidus have been thinking about heading in the secret place." Wow… I thought Tidus had a crush on a girl who isn't in this game.

"Oh… well. I guess I'm going to go fight Riku on the little island over there." I pointed my thumb over my shoulder towards Riku, who was sitting on the paopu tree.

"Riku's so great! I don't think there's anyone stronger than he is. He's constantly staring off to the ocean too…"

He kept talking but at that time, I tuned him out and jumped on top of the 'Shore Shack.' I ran across the bridge and screamed Riku's name but he didn't even look behind him. He said something to me and I agreed, not really knowing what I agreed to. Without another word, Riku jumped off the tree and started hitting me with his wooden sword. After about three minutes of me being hit by a toy, I climbed up a tree. I think this confused Riku because he started taunting me then jumping backwards. He said the same thing repeatedly so I finally jumped down. I started to walk towards him but he kicked me off the side of the miny-island and proclaimed victory. (Don't you hate the fact he can knock you off but you can't knock him off? That bugs me) By time I climbed back up the ladder, he was sitting the exact way he was before.

I fought a few times with Wakka and Selphie because, frankly, girls are easier to beat up. Enough of this, I was bored. I walked over to talk to Kairi then, after hearing her talk about ditching Riku, we headed back to the main island, where our houses were located.

---Next Day---

So here I am again, standing on the beach… this is so boring! When am I going to able to do something fun? I went to the other side of the beach and found Kairi on the raft.

"Sora! I made a list of things we'll need for our journey." She said pulling a bottle out from behind her. HOW DID SHE DO THAT!

"Ok we need: two coconuts, a seagull egg, three mushrooms, four fish, and some water, not out of the ocean. There is some fresh water on the island."

"Need anything else? You know, milk… CHEEEZE?" I was being serious but she thought I was kidding, so she laughed. I mean really! Go I look like a grocery store?

I turned around and started beating on a coconut tree. Any NORMAL person would have climbed up the tree to pick the coconuts, but no… I'm not a normal person. I couldn't be seeing how my shoes are bigger than my body! Anyways, a brown coconut fell off and I showed it to Kairi.

"Will this due?" I asked holding it in front of her.

"Uhm, try seeing if there's any yellow ones. We don't want them to spoil."

Well then you get it you lazy…! "Ok… you're right." I just smiled and started hitting the tree again.

I finally got two yellow coconuts at the extent of a major headache. It seems that every brown one hit me in the head on it's way to the ground. I already got the seagull egg but the mother seagull started pecking me on the head. The four fish were easy to find, seeing how there is only four in the ocean. Yeah, rights right. The saying 'there's plenty of fish in the sea' is a lie! There's only four, and I just put them in my pocket. I got some fresh water from a little waterfall spawning from the rocks. I looked over to my left and saw Riku standing there… perfectly still.

"Hey Sora, we need a name for the raft." Riku said as I walked by, "I was thinking High Wind. What do you think?"

"Hmm… how about… EXCALIBUR!" (When I first played Kingdom Hearts, I just wrote High Wind in caps so it was more dramatic that way Riku won even if he lost… oh I also added the exclamation points…)

We decided that we would race to see which name would be on the raft.

"If I win… I get to be captain. And if you win…" I said kinda confused.

"I get to share the paopu fruit with Kairi."

"Huh?"

"Deal? The winner shares a paopu with Kairi?"

Kairi decided to be the referee and called the race. Riku and I took off towards the bridge. I jumped on a loose board then quickly jumped off so Riku took the fall. As I grinned in victory, Riku appeared next to me, running up the stairs. We both ran pass the raft then up the hill to touch the star. I got there first then jumped on top of the first tree. I was rickety at first but soon got myself together. As soon as I jumped on the third tree, Riku did also, pushing me off. I growled then quickly started running after him. He was on the bridge heading back towards Kairi; evidently, he didn't know I was right behind him since he started to walk. I jumped over him a quickly claimed first place. (1403 words not including the beginning and the stuff below…I counted… But if you count everything it's 1,652 words including everything after this sentence. Don't believe me? Then Count! COUNT TILL YOUR HEART'S CONTINT! WHY? Because I'm good like that. GO ME!)

--- Ok guys, I already know it isn't that good. I already have plans for the first world. –evil smile- Review if you want, frankly I hate when the authors tell the readers to review, although I'll admit I have put R&R a few times. If you're a flamer, go for it, FLAME AWAY! I really like to hear what all of you have to say, be honest. I'm debating on whether or not I should update or make this a one shot thing…