The Beginning

Disclaimer: I have none to say, but I do not own Shaman Kind, and this is all I must say.

Hi there, Petey Ahboo here with my first fic. Don't be flaming, please. (Even though I know a few people that will.... you know who you are L.C.!)

Narrator: It is now Valentine's Day, and the Shaman King crew are doing what they normally doing....

Anna: As a special treat, I will give you even more training to do.

Yoh: O_O Aw, c'mon, you can't be serious, Anna!

Morty: Yeah, it's a day dedicated to actually LOVING. You should give him a break.

Anna: I will try to give him a break and hopefully he will avoid it.

Morty: ?

Anna: I'll make sure I'll give him a break in his lazy head of his.

Yoh: What's that, Anna? You want to give a relaxation break? HA HA HA... uh-oh...

Anna: (Has very angry face right now and is chasing Yoh with a sword) YOU SAID WHAT?!?!?!?!

Yoh: (running around) NO, I'M SORRY, I'M SORRY!!!!!!

Morty: This isn't going to be good...

Later that night

Narrator: Right now, the crew is having a relaxing dinner break... or so it seems.

Anna: Happy Valentines Day, not that you deserve it, Yoh. You should get to work more often.

Yoh: ... *sniff*

Morty: Poor guy.

Yoh: Anyway, I got you a present, Anna, just cuz today's so special. (Gives Anna a heart shaped box)

Anna: I wouldn't call today special but fine. (Opens the box, and there is nothing inside) (pissed off face) You... gave me..... a heart shaped box WITH NOTHING!!!!!

Yoh: I'M SORRY!!!! I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS EMPTY!!!!

Anna: I'M PISSED OFF!!!! NOW I'M GONNA KICK YOUR ASS!!!

Morty: .... O_O

Yoh: I DIDN'T DO IT!!!!!

???: No, I did...

(everyone notices to see a strange dark figure in the window)

???: I am Petey Ahboo.

Morty: That's a pretty dumb name...

Petey: Quiet, you're not the one to talk.

Audience: Oooohh, diss....

Morty: Since when did we have an audience?

Petey: Since Jerry Springer went out of business.

Yoh: Why are you here?

Petey: I am here to make a request... I am here to have you all visit the area in which I live in and analyze the people within in order for me to sabotage a certain.... prom night.

Yoh: Cool. Doesn't that sound fun, Amidamaru?

SFX: WHOOSH!!!!!! Was that right? Yeah, it was right.

Amidamaru: Yes, this seems OK, as long as Anna will accept.

Anna: What's in it for us?

Petey: In exchange for this free service... I will have you receive gifts.... large gifts...

Morty: OK, let's go.

Nice, wasn't it? Or not, I don't know, you tell me.