Okay, these are all the same poem from the different perspectives of the men, that my friends and I made up.

Note: I took some things from an origional poem that goes like this:

I made myself a snowball, as pretty as could be

I thought I'd keep it as a pet and let it sleep with me

I made it some pajamas, a pillow for it's head

Lastnight it tried to run away

But first it wet the bed.



I had myself Alanna, as pretty as could be

I thought I'd keep her as a "friend" and let her sleep with me.

I bought her some pajamas, a pillow for her head

Last night she tried to run away

But I found her in George's bed.