Valentines Day

By Flygon

Flygon: Hey everyone! Salamence isn't here today because she has a sugar rush!

Salamence: SUGAR! SUGAR!

Flygon Let's start!

'hi' though

"hi" talking

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One Saturday morning Sasuke woke up by the 'great' alarm clock. (Note: sarcasm)

Sasuke's POV:

'Uggg…today is another troublesome day. I'm starting to sound like Shikamaru…'

End POV:

He started doing what everyone does when they get up. (brush teeth, hair etc.) Then he went downstairs to get breakfast. After he finished breakfast he walked to the door to get mail except…

"AHHHHH!' A lot of Vaentines fell straight in the house. "Avalanch!" Naruto yelled.

Sasuke swam and found a calendar.

"Feburary 14th?" He yelled. "Today is Valentine's Day! NOOO!" Sasuke yelled sort of like Darth Vader.

"Hey Sasuke! Nice pool!" Naruto said. He was wearing scooba diving gear.

"What are you doing here!" Sasuke yelled. "Never mind. Get someone to help like the ANBU!"

"But your pool is so much fun!" Naruto said.

"Sasuke-kun! What happened! I came because Kakashi-sensei told me to find you and Naruto!" Sakura said.

"Sakura! Go get help! Get me out of here!" Sasuke yelled.

-2 hours later-

'I'm free!' Sasuke yelled to himself. "Sakura what took you 2 hours!"

"Well you see…" Sakura started.

Flashback:

Sakura's POV

'I have to save Sasuke-kun! If I do he'll go out with me!'

"Sakura will you go out with me?" Lee told me.

"Ewww…No besides I have an important thing to do!" I said.

Then I saw my mom. She told me to go shopping and it took half an hour. So I sort of forgot about you. Then I saw Kakashi-sensei and I chatted with him for at least 20 minutes and the 10 other minutes was me trying to make Kakashi show his face.The other hour was for my time spent to find Tsunade-sama.

End POV

End Flashback

"So that's what happened." Sakura said intelligently.

"You idiot!" Sasuke shouted. "I waited 2 freakin' hours to have someone to save me and you forgot about saving me and Naruto! Also I got a paper cut!"

"Sorry.." Sakura said.

"SASKUE-KUN!" A bunch of girls came to see Sasuke and was holding Valentines.

"AHHHH!" Sasuke yelled as he ran.

THE END

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Your moral is to never keep someone waiting for a long time when they are in trouble.

And fans are scary. (No not fans as like Temari's, like fanpeople)

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Flygon: Well that's the end.

Sasuke: Well that was a scary fic.

Fly: Hey you can't be here it is for me and Salamene only.

Sasu: Too bad I came to beat the crud out of you!

Fly: Look Fangirls! –points-

Sasu: Ahhh! –runs-

Fly: Well he's gone. Anyway review!

Sasu:-still running like crazy-

Sal:-still sugar crazy-