Disclaimer: As everyone should know if I owned Lord of the Rings I'd loose
it in my "crap bag" my locker or my room (I'm not a very neat person)
Okay here is the story in a sentence so you can either read this or read the entire story (freedom of choice! Isn't it grand?) Alright so the story is like clue but don't worry they don't go running into rooms and stealing each others notes when they go to the bathroom, *grumble, grumble*
So they were all staying in Elrond's The Last Homely House (who would stay in a homely house?) Them all being Sam, Gimili, Frodo, Pippin, Merry, Legolas, Aragorn, Gandalf, Tom Bombadil, Boromir and Arwen and Elrond cause y'know they live there.
They were all eating at y'know like a huge table when Tom Bombadil stood up and began singing one of his songs:
Though I'm really old
I haven't turned to mould
I used to be a jock
And a monk who didn't talk
In the future ill be a big purple dinosaur
Named Barney and be beat up in fanfic lore
Now I refer to myself in a third person sense but only in song because that's all I do, I only sing and I'm lucky to be married since I sing to trees and prance through the forest
Now lets repeat the chorus!
Everybody's left eye began to twitch and they all came up with evil schemes to get rid of "Merry old Tom Bombadillio" and his infernal singing.
***
Later that night Tom was singing in his sleep because he's good for nothing else, oh for crying out loud he isn't even good at that but you cant skip over the songs because they repeatedly talk about the songs when they aren't singing.
A shadow loomed over him and then his songs finally stopped! But so did his breathing (a small price to pay) Then the shadow left whistling then said
"Oh for the love of Mother Thatcher! He got that song stuck in my head"
***
But the next morning when a servant who picked the short straw and would rather risk being sung to then possibly seeing Gandalf in the nude *shudders at the thought*
When he went to wake Tom up in his stupid blue coat and yellow boots, he noticed red ink on the sheets and on Tom. He went to clean in up and saw an arrow in Tom's back!
"Silly Tom why did you leave your arrow in your bed?" He said to himself then he realized Tom was Dead!!!!!
"AIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEE!" He said screaming like a girl, then he stopped short and did a little victory dance "Never again will the world hear your songs of annoyingness!"
Then the servant in a most responsible manner straightened out and left to go tell Elrond of the death.
Okay here is the story in a sentence so you can either read this or read the entire story (freedom of choice! Isn't it grand?) Alright so the story is like clue but don't worry they don't go running into rooms and stealing each others notes when they go to the bathroom, *grumble, grumble*
So they were all staying in Elrond's The Last Homely House (who would stay in a homely house?) Them all being Sam, Gimili, Frodo, Pippin, Merry, Legolas, Aragorn, Gandalf, Tom Bombadil, Boromir and Arwen and Elrond cause y'know they live there.
They were all eating at y'know like a huge table when Tom Bombadil stood up and began singing one of his songs:
Though I'm really old
I haven't turned to mould
I used to be a jock
And a monk who didn't talk
In the future ill be a big purple dinosaur
Named Barney and be beat up in fanfic lore
Now I refer to myself in a third person sense but only in song because that's all I do, I only sing and I'm lucky to be married since I sing to trees and prance through the forest
Now lets repeat the chorus!
Everybody's left eye began to twitch and they all came up with evil schemes to get rid of "Merry old Tom Bombadillio" and his infernal singing.
***
Later that night Tom was singing in his sleep because he's good for nothing else, oh for crying out loud he isn't even good at that but you cant skip over the songs because they repeatedly talk about the songs when they aren't singing.
A shadow loomed over him and then his songs finally stopped! But so did his breathing (a small price to pay) Then the shadow left whistling then said
"Oh for the love of Mother Thatcher! He got that song stuck in my head"
***
But the next morning when a servant who picked the short straw and would rather risk being sung to then possibly seeing Gandalf in the nude *shudders at the thought*
When he went to wake Tom up in his stupid blue coat and yellow boots, he noticed red ink on the sheets and on Tom. He went to clean in up and saw an arrow in Tom's back!
"Silly Tom why did you leave your arrow in your bed?" He said to himself then he realized Tom was Dead!!!!!
"AIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEE!" He said screaming like a girl, then he stopped short and did a little victory dance "Never again will the world hear your songs of annoyingness!"
Then the servant in a most responsible manner straightened out and left to go tell Elrond of the death.