Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter (the rating would not be PG if I did) and I do not own any of the jokes that made this Fan fiction possible. I do not profit from this written work. Well here it is! I finally got the courage to write a Fan fiction and I decided to write short stories over a really funny post I put on Facebook. I'm trying to write enough to become an official Beta! SO any help and encouragement would be greatly appreciated! I hope you like it!

1) Seamus Finnigan is not after me lucky charms...

"Harry! I told you no!" Ginny exclaimed angrily, pulling the box away from aforementioned boy.

Said boy pouted and hung his head sadly,"But Ginny, I swear I saw him! He was the one who did it not me!" Ginny just huffed and rolled her eyes, her friend was so melodramatic. Honestly, all this commotion of a little box. Absently, the red head put her hand in the box and pull out some of it's contents, shoving them in her mouth.

Harry stared at her in horror, making her pause in her eating, "What?", she asked, swallowing her food with a grimace. Stupid things were too damn sugary.

"Stop it! He'll hear you! OR WORSE!, he'll see you!", Harry looked around fearfully and went to hide behind the couch. Ginny looked at him incredulously, almost too scared to ask.

"Honestly Harry, I thought we were-" Ginny was interrupted as she was roughly ploughed over from behind, falling to the ground on her face, wincing as her nose smashed hard against the floor. "WHAT THE HELL!?"

Harry looked over the couch to see what had happened but as he looked at the scene he turned ash white and ducked back behind the hideous red couch. A couple seconds later you could see The-Boy-Who-Lived crab crawling out of there, a look of terror on his white face.

Ginny groaned as she rubbed her face, particularly her nose, which was red and had rug marks on it, "Damn, who ran me ove-" She was cut off once more as the box she had in her hand was quickly snatched away and the weight on her back left just as quick. The Weaslette looked over just in time to see her Irish House mate disappear into the boys' dorm room.

Harry chose that time to pop his head back into the dorm room, looking around wildly for the Irishman. "He's gone Harry, you can come back in now." Stated a calm Hermione, who had been sitting quietly on the couch reading a book the whole time.

Harry gave a self assuring nod and walked into the common room, going over to the flattened redhead and helping her up. Once she was up he gave her a scary look, "See I told you Seamus Finnigan was after me lucky charms."

Ginny just wisely nodded while Hermione rolled her eyes.

~Kouji!~

Did you like it? I thought it was pretty good but I wrote it so it doesn't count!

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