Disclaimed: I do not own Five Nights At Freddy's I just own the idea of this fiction...

Oi people i was bored and i was looking through some stuff when

Chapter 1: The job

Mike Schmidt is looking for a job after his last job didn't work out so well with him the people he worked with were always breaking his stuff to sabotage him, but that didn't bother him because they never finished theirs. What really made him quit was the lack of money he was getting he felt like his talent was being wasted. It was his uncles mechanics though he knew his uncle loved him he still didn't have the right to make someone work for free so he left and was looking for a job ever since. He has been out of work for at least a month and his rent wasn't looking so good at the moment, so he told his landlord he'll have the money by the end of this month.

Mike is 7'5ft tall, six back, strong arms, a skilled fighter, and a wild thinker, althoguh he is a nice person he is stubborn and when he was little he had no dad, his mom loved him but was mean to him, he has sisters but they are all the type of people that will get you killed. He wasn't very stable because of the beatings and humiliations in his life but he always kept a smile on his face and always saw the ups in the world.

Mike is getting out of bed looking around the room in the small two family house he stayed in. He sighed and got out of bed and walked downstairs to his kitchen. Mike walked into the kitchen and saw a newspaper he guessed the neighbors dog brought it in for him. He grabbed some orange juice out of the fridge and looked through the pages to find any job openings, he did see a taxie job but he didn't like those to begin with so he kept looking. At the bottom of the page there were something that caught his eye.

Freddy Fazbears Pizzeria

Night Guard Wanted no experience needed just someone willing to stay up at night and keep the place safe by any means pay is Call now at 1-800-FAS-FAZBEAR ( its there check it out)

There was a tiny print but Mike didn't see it, he called the number and a guy with a cheery voice kinda sound like Jack Black answered."Hello Freddy Fazbear's pizzeria how may I help you?" he asked. Mike was kinda shy about getting a job but he needed it to get by, he didn't notice he was taking so long until the person on the other line talked."Umm hello is anyone there do is this a prank?" the voice said. Mike immediately spoke up."I'M MIKE SCHMIDT CALLED FOR THE JOB OPENING." he yelled and covered his mouth thinking he messed up already."Oh well good we needed one right away i hope we can count on you getting here on time, Just give me your cellphone number and ill put a tour and details about the place for you and the street it is on." the man said. Mike thanked him and and gave him his number not thinking of any reason not to take the job.

(Later on that night at 11:00pm) The pizzeria

Mike made it to the pizzeria and was greeted by an elderly bald man he was about his height but a little taller, maybe 7'9 and he wore a smile that looked like it greeted everyone. Mike looked him in the eyes and saw he was actually scared."Um sir are you ok, you seem a bit off." Mike said feeling his senses telling him to tackle him and interrogate him until he gave him answers, but he looked back into his eyes and his eyes looked a bit more sad than scared. The old man was Shielding his emotions with a smile, Mike decided to leave it at that and the old man took his hand out and for mike to shake."Greeting Mr Schmidt I am Mr Fazbear owner and creator of this fine establishment. Mr Fazbear said cheerfully, Mike looked at his hand and shook it but he was still had that unsure feeling in his head that something was up.

"I'm really glad to be here sir i used to come here as a child and feel a lot better about life when i was around the gang." Mike admitted, Mr Fazbear smiled at him and mike could tell this one was real."Ha I thought you looked familiar you used to come in here everyday with your own money but sometimes crying when you came in... Well lets not get into that right now you have work to do in a few moments go to your office and don't leave unless something happens." Me Fazbear explained his job which was to watch out for anything and be safe, Mike nodded and went to go to his new office.

Mike made it to Where he is stationed and took it all in, it looked like a small version of hell."The hell is this saw!?" Mike exclaimed but chuckled at his joke, he took another look and saw a old phone, a old fan that was buzzing a tablet that stood out, and a cupcake with eyes." Wow a Demonic CUPCAKE that stares RIGHT at you." Mike said and turned it around and checked his watch to see its 11:59." Six ours in here i'mma have the nightmare of my life when i'm out of here." He said. he sat down in his chair and looked through the tablet, seeing nothing to do but then he heard a sound that made him jump. He then noticed it was the lights going off and backup generator starting up."This place has been around for all these years and they haven't found the money to get a better generator? Those poor robots must feel bored here. Then the phone rang. Mike remembered his boss saying he'll get a message throughout the first week he pressed the record button and listened to it.

(I'm not going gl into cause i know most people don't want to hear it on the game let alone read it so ill put in a short verion and try to make it less boring)

"Uhh hi new guy I wanted to record a message for you to help you get through the week. I actually worked in the position your in now, I just want you to know as long as you stay in the office you'll be ok, ok?" Mike was listening and decided to let him finish and busy himself with looking around his small office. Let's see Freddy Fazbear's are not responsible for property or person damaged. Upon discovering that damage or death has occurred we will make it look like it never happened and make up a story. Upon hearing that mike got confused but remembered he was guarding so he thought he meant if they get a break in. Now it might sound bad selfish yes but i know its nothing to worry about. Mike snorted"Ha liar."The animatronics characters here walk around at night so their gears or wont freeze or rust or something, but they do intend to get quirky at night. Do you blame them? Mike got annoyed at his horror stories and skipped a bit.

There were the bite of '87 yeah im sure you heard that one of them bit off a a kid's frontal lobe. "dang kid gotta keep his distance or he'll get a booboo on the head" mike said not caring cause he heard of it. The kid survived and is out of his coma thank goodness we didn't get sued. Uhh there are risks as being a night watchman here if they happen to see you at night they will think you are one of them and missing your skin, it is company policy that they are in their suits. If they happen to see you they will stuff you in a suit forcefully, um that wouldn't be bad if the themselves weren't fill with crossbeams, wires, and animatronic devices, especially around the faccial area. So you can imagine your head forcefully pressed inside one of those could cause a bit of discomfort,,,and death. Mike raised a brow at the phone and about to laugh until he heard the last part. the only parts of you that will likely see the light again would be your eyeballs and teeth when they pop out of the mask. Mike was sure he was gonna sue the hell out of someone after tonight for that last part.

"What the hell was that a threat, a warning, MATTER OF FACT WHO THE HELL WAS THAT!? he yelled pissed he was getting a call like that, he then pulled out his small knife he always carries with him everywhere. He was able to get his spare knife and bras knuckles in here and he was glad of it.

"I can't believe people lie about these guys like that they are so nice and thoughtful around kids, and they were like parents to me when i was little." he said sulking back in his chair and looking at his forgotten tablet but heard metal feet coming towards the office at a fast pace, Mike looked out the door and his heart dropped.

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHEHHHHHHHhhhhhhh (lol i love their scream its funny)

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Mike screamed put his head back in the office and waited for it, When it was close Mike shut the door in its face and chuckled."Yes i am scared but fear is something you face head first and punch in da face." he said to nobody in particular, he walked back to his desk and he almost dropped out his seat. On his tablet Freddy was the only one looking at him and he was alone on stage, Mike looked through the cameras and found Bonnie in the closet."OH MY GOD HE'S LOOKING FOR A BROOM TO STUFF INTO ME WHYYYYYYYYYYYYY!?" he screamed and he heard something chuckle he looked around and found he was the only person there." The fuck!?" Mike looked up and thought god was laughing at him." Damn santa that cold he scares me in my workplace i'm gonna be a bad boy this christmas, YOU HEAR ME FATMAN I AM WATCHING YOU!?" He yelled and felt stupid cause someone was laughing on the other side of the door

"Oh i'm sorry santa god whoever is hearing me." he said. He opened the door and found it to be a red fox, Mike looked at it then walked around it looking for anyone else not knowing the fox was following his movements. Mike went bak to the robot and poked it the then thought of something stupid. "heheh" he chuckled and started to tickle the fox and to his surprise the fox laughed hard, but mike stopped when he noticed its body it was busted with a giant hole in its chest, legs look like they were broken once, and his joints looked rusty." Dang dude they fucked you up badly didn't they?" Mike asked looking at the fox who was looking at him confused. Mike smiled and got up walking back into his office." I don't remember it being a forth one but I am glad to meet you, I am Mike and i'm the new 'watchman' here i'd play with you but im busy so go play with your friends." Mike went back into his office an closed the door, but when he turned around he was met with red mounds he thought he was seing things but he looked up to see bonnie staring down at him.

Mike eyes widen with surprise."WOAH you were a girl the entire time? Damn I thought all that time you were just a weird cute MALE bunny but your cute female beuty, my bad." Mike admitted, Bonnie looked at him confused but grabbed him anyway."HELP DATE RAPE!" Mike screamed, he could of sworn he heard a small giggle but he kept trying to get free."HELP BON-BON HAS GONE CRAZY AND TAKING ME TO PARIS!" he said to confirm he heard a giggle, but he didn't that time he was squeezes like a toy."Hey ow i have a spine and ribs thank you very much!" he said, Bonnie looked down at him trying to keep a straight face on her. Mike couldn't tell what she was thinking but he remembered what that phone guy said and started to shiver in fear."Please don't kill me I am too young to die right now!" he claimed. and bonnie looked at him he felt the jog was up." Ok im 26 who are you to judge." he said smirking at her

They made it to the stage room where freddy and Chica was, Mike looked at them and waved at them."Hey Chickles and fredward wasup." Mike said innocently, The two animatronics looked at him funny which made him annoyed." Fine if you don't stuff me ill shut up but if you try to stuff me ill keep talking and keep wigglings." he said trying to be threatening but freddy walked up to him and stared at him. Mike shut up and made imaginary zipper and tossed it to chica who caught it and felt stupid for doing it."This one is annoying" Freddy said in a formal voice, "I don't know he seems kinda funny."Bonnie claimed, but knocked out the guard all the same.

(5 minutesz later)

Mike woke up in his office and he thought it was all a dream but looked behind himself and jumped to see the fox looking down at him."Oi you are one creepy fucker I can tell we are gonna get along."Mike said not bored anymrore." Yo-You s-s-safe h-here." It said and mike looked at him confused then thought of something."Hey i'm guessing your voice box is almost busted we should replace it before it set you to flames." Mike said smiling warmly at foxy who smiled back at him."So what's your name anyway mate?" he asked the fox."HIya mate I be ol' Foxy The Pirate Welcome to the Cove!" it said and that proved to Mike he need a new one." yup luckily for you i keep a spare at my house in the garage." Mike said and pushed his hand out to the robot, who shook it hesitantly."I'm not gonna ask what they were going to do to me cause i already know and i'm guessing you saved me?" mike exclaimed. Foxy nodded and Mike saw his hook and eye patch."I guess i can fix you while i'm at it." he said calmly

He got up and walked out the office but not before grabbing his weapons, Foxy tried to stop him but Mike assured him eveything wil be fine. Mike ran into the stage room to see all three of the animatronic talking but stopped when they saw him."Aww you stopped talking why?" Mike asked faking a sad face. They looked at him and jumped him, but he invaded them and put on his bras knuckled and punched Freddy in the jaw. The looked at him angry and tried punching back but he dodged it and he punched his eldbow."Look I don't want any trouble i just want to know what is up with you three an why you are trying to kill me, I mean if you wanted me dead you could've done it when i was little but now, nnnnot that easy. Mike said earning confused looked from the band Mike sat down and looked at them."Yes i know i am annoying but I always see te bright side in things and right now im freightened to my feet but i always thought you all were my family. I know you can talk and i'm guessing freddy is leader cause he has a hat." Mike said smirking at freddy who tilted his hat and looked proud of himself. He's such a boss i mean really look at him so why don't we talk this out and forget about this ever happening?" Mike asked with Freddy's hat on his head,"Well sinse you put it that way we have demands and rul-GIVE ME MY HAT!"

Everyone in the room laughed and foxy walked over to them hoping for the best, the three of them looked at him and got angry"What are you doing here you fox?" Freddy said, Mike looked at Foxy and walked up to him Foxy looked down at him with a scared expression, Then surprised when Mike hugged him quickly and went to sit back down in his seat."Ok Fredward baby tell me what's up!" Mike said motioning Foxy to sit next to him, He did but he was so hesitent Mike pulled him to the seat. Of course he couldn't so Foxy let him lead him.

Freddy looked at this and felt confused as hell,"OK our rules are you can't do anything outside of your office without consulting with one of us. Mike listened even though he was gonna probably break them later. "You will not talk to him at all." Freddy pointed to Mike and he shook his head. " Can I have a reason?" Mike asked and Freddy looked at him like he was stupid

"He bit a child's head and we got shut down and we been mad at him ever sinse." he explained. Mike raised a brow and looked between them."So your the one that did that to him?" Mike asked, Freddy nodded and was punched in the jaw hard. Everyone looked at him confused thinking they got a understanding but Foxy was shocked he was able to do that."Well mate you shouldn't really be doing that to your own kind specially when it was proof that he didn't do it." mike said calmly looking at his dented weapons."What do you mean he did do it!" Freddy yelled ready to hit him and end his life."Where's the blood?" he asked looking at freddy calmly, Freddy, Bonnie, and Chica eyes widen with sorrow and to surprise Mike tears as they looked at Foxy.

"Who ever told you it was him lied before i came in here i saw his cove and there weren't any blood anywhere in there or on his teeth and i remembered on my phone that said it haven't been touhed ever sinse." He explained, Foxy got up and tightly hugged mike who was weezing for air."air mate air!"Mike said and he was let go."I don't know what's been going on here but there's the thing that you three need to make up for him, i'm fixing him tomorrow but if i see him like that again i will destroy this place with a fucking nuke. He threatened and left. The animatronics looked at each other the band went to hug the hell out of Foxy and make apologies for what they done to him.

Mike heard a Jingle and checked his watch to see its 6:00 he sighed and went to the main floor to his surprise all the animatronics looked like they never moved. He walked up to them and shook his hands in their faces but didn't work. He shrugged it off and was about to go when he saw bonnie's eye's looking at him. he smirked at her and walked up to her and grabbed her beast and her eyes widened." hahaha" he chuckled and was slapped in the back of the head by non other than his boss."Yeesh boy you have that much og a hardo n you'll go for these things?" His bos asked crossing his arms. "They're cute and you know it." Mike said giving an innocent smile to his boss who rolled his eyes."Glad your alright ill see you tomorrow but to keep our mouth shut about what you saw here today here." Mr Fazbear handed Mike a check for a thousand dollars, Mike looked at him like he was the best thing ever."ME and YOU bossman are gonna be best of friends." He said making his boss chuckle. "Sure ill see you tomorrow." He said walking to his office.

Mike left with bonnie still watching him, foxy watching from a corner of the room, freddy with a amused face, and chica silently yippying.