Title: Attraction Between Confusion (The A.B.C Plan)

Summary: "How do I look now?" Lucy came out and twirled in the 12th dress she tried on. Natsu looked at the girl, "Adorable", he mumbled. "Natsu do you like me?" Lucy asked worriedly. "No, why would I?" Natsu boredly asked. "Oh I get it, it's 'cause you're gay, right?" Lucy smirked. "Why would you think I'm gay?!" Natsu stood up. Lucy stared at Natsu's 'PINK' hair with a straight face. "I'M NOT GAY!" "Yeah yeah, just keep telling yourself that, Pinky."

Author's Note: Hey Everybody! I'm with a new Fanfic and as for my other fanfic it's going to be on hiatus for a long time so in the mean time I'm going to be posting this fanfic. I hope you enjoy and this is part 1. I'm going to probably update over the weekend or next week.

Disclaimer: I do not own Fairy Tail…but I do own the plot.

Thoughts: Italics

CHAPTER 1: SCREW SHOJO MANGAS PART 1

"Ah shit, I'm gonna be late!" yelled a blond girl as she ran down the drive way of her giant mansion. 'Damn Levy, why did she have to give me that cliché manga' the blond thought. She was none other than Lucy Heartfilia or known at school as the 'uncool-boyishdressed-nerd'. She wore the boy's uniform instead of a girl's uniform. And since the boy's uniform was meant to be for…well you know boys, it was loose on Lucy even if she wore a size small. The boy's uniform consisted of a red tie, red and green plaid pants, blue blazer with a red fairy tail insignia and or yellow sweater vest and a white undershirt. For the girl's uniform it had a red bow, red and green plaid skirt, black stockings or white socks or black socks, a blue blazer with a red fairy tail insignia or a yellow sweater vest, and white undershirt. So, basically the only difference is a skirt, bow and socks.

Lucy felt exposed if she wore a skirt so she dressed like a guy. She also wore red glasses (the kind of glasses Erza wore in the 2nd ova but they're red) and her shoulder-length blond hair in a pony tail. She joined Fairy Tail Academy 3 months ago and so far made…one friend. She thought of herself as a depressing human being. Lucy's family was wealthy and powerful. She never went a public school before, her father always sent her to those stuck-up rich kid private schools. Here at the current school she goes to no one knows she's rich. Lucy happy no one even pays attention to her, she finds it relaxing.

Lucy turned left into the school gate and saw no one outside. She cursed under her breath and ran inside the school straight to her homeroom class. When she busted the door open the only person there was her only friend.

"Hey Lu-chan, how come you're so early?" Levy said as she looked over to her best friend. Lucy looked shocked and asked, "What time is it?"

Levy looked at her in confusion and looked at her watch, "Um…6:58, we still have 17 minutes before school starts." Lucy walked to her seat next to Levy's and sat in it with her head on the desk. "I thought I overslept and ran all the way here to find out that there was still time," Lucy said and turned her head to look at Levy who sat next to her. It seemed she was finishing up yesterday's math page. "You didn't do your homework? Tsk tsk Levy, your boyfriend keep you up all night that you didn't have time to finish your work?" Lucy smirked. Levy blushed and mumbled, "We didn't do what you think we did."

"Oh really…what do you think I thought of?"

"Ecsmae…stuff"

"What was that? I didn't hear you"

"I said ezmah…stuff."

"Levy you gotta speak louder than that~!"

"ECCHI STUFF!"

Lucy laughed and Levy blushed like a tomato and finished up the few math problems she had left. "Oh yeah…I almost forgot," Lucy rummaged through her school bag and pulled out a manga called 'Unexpected Love' (that's just a name I made up), "here, I finished it yesterday. I found hilarious with all the clichés it had, but also adorable." Levy looked at her without a blush and took the manga out of her hands. She flipped through the pages quickly and handed it back to her blonde friend and said, "You can keep that, I already have another one."

Lucy nodded and stuffed it in her bag, "Hey, who's turn is it to turn in today's papers into the teacher's lounge for science class?" Levy thought for a moment and responded, "You considering that Louis Gunwale went…come with meet with me during lunch." Lucy looked at her with a emotionless expression and answered without hesitation, "No"

"Why?!" Levy said and looked at her friend eagerly wanting to know why she was rejected. "Because I already told you, I don't want to meet people." Lucy sighed out. "But I want you to be with me and the rest of me friends together and I can introduce you to my boyfriend…and…and you get to make new friends!" Levy argued back. She wanted Lucy to be more communicative during school hours. She knew about Lucy being rich and all but she doesn't care for money neither does her friends. Levy summed up a puppy face and begged, "Pweeaaaassseee? I want you to be friends with my friends~" Lucy looked at her and was battling with her conscious whether she should meet Levy's friends or don't.

Levy made her friends seem nice with describing them to her. 'Maybe meeting her friends wouldn't hurt…right?' Lucy asked herself. Levy waited for her response and yelled in joy when Lucy accepted her offer. "You won't regret it Lu-chan!" Levy hugged her and sat down in her seat. "Yeah yeah," Lucy said waving her hand up and down. "So how's getting coming along?" Levy smirked. Now it was her turn to embarrass Lucy.

"Who? Wait…we're talking about Sting, right?" Lucy asked while playing with her fingers. "Of course! Who else?" Levy said while winking. "It's going great. We met over the weekend for a meeting my father had with his business partners." Lucy said a slightly blushed. "Oh la la~ did you flirt?" Levy wiggled her eyebrows. "What?! No! Even if I like him, it's not like he feels that same." Lucy said in disappointment. "Well if you keep trying, he'll notice you eventually…like when you guys first met."

Lucy nodded her head and remembered how she and Sting met. She was brought along to one of her father's boring meetings explaining some new project they were doing. Lucy didn't feel like dressing up for the occasion and put on some jeans and a red pull-over hodie and kept her hair in a messy bun with her red glasses on and wore her old converse. It was only a few minutes into the meeting when she sighed boredly in the back of the room and laid herself down on the couch they had. She noticed the secretary bringing her a cup of coffee with a napkin, sugar, and a straw. Lucy sat up and thanked the woman for bringing the beverage to her. When the secretary left, Lucy added sugar to her coffee and stirred it with her straw. Once she finished stirring, she placed the straw on her napkin and took a sip of the coffee.

She then coughed after she sipped from the bitter taste. She scrunched her nose and stuck her tongue in disgust as she shook her head side to side. Lucy decided to throw spit-balls at her father's business partners to annoy them. She ripped and balled a piece of her napkin and put it in her mouth. Then she grabbed the straw and put it in her mouth as well. She looked around the room, 'Now which victim should get harassed by my balls of spit…did I really just think my balls of spit?' Lucy thought to herself. She decided to shoot at the person knocking on the door when they opened it.

"Come in," Jude Heartfilia a.k.a Lucy's father said. The door revealed a middle-aged man and on his right-side, a teenage boy one year older than Lucy with light, blond, spiked hair and dark blue eyes. He was dressed in a jock jacket, his shirt being a simple purple, blue jeans with black and white checkered shoes. Lucy's spit ball hit him on the side of his forehead and turned to look at the criminal who did it. He saw a girl with blond hair and a straw in her mouth. Lucy panicked when the victim she shot with her spit ball made eye contact with her. She hid the straw behide her back and avoided his gaze while laughing nervously.

"Welcome . You didn't miss anything important why don't you take a seat and Sting can sit in the back with Lucy," Jude said while shaking hands with . The man nodded and told his son to go sit in the back. took a sit around the table where the other business men where and Jude continued with the meeting. The son of went to where Lucy was and sat next to her. They sat in awkward silence, so the boy decided to say, "I know it was you who shot me with your spit ball." He then plucked the spit ball at the girl to get her back. Lucy laughed and said, "You should've seen your face when I did. You looked like someone just told you that you died." Sting laughed as well and spoke, "Well you shoulda looked at your face! You looked like you just broke a vase with a bat and when you were caught, you hid the bat behide your back and tried to look innocent."

"That doesn't even make any sense!" Lucy laughed harder with tears at the end of her eyes. And through the rest of the meeting, Lucy and Sting chatted away like long, lost friends finally being reunited. Let's just say they were having too much fun to anger the business men and get thrown out the meeting room.

Lucy smiled at the flash back giggled. She didn't even realize that the school bell rung, signaling the students that it was time for class. She then realized after the students swarmed into their homeroom period for class. And just like that school began and it will take a turn in Lucy's life right before even lunch started.