The Men Drinkin' Eggnog Christmas Anthology Coolection

by blhaabcool

Three holiday classics for the modern millenial age. No Internet Name Anthony makes a history-changing wish! Diaper Chris and Major Tom "die hard" while gift shopping! Judge Reinhold entertains some eerie holiday visitors! Most ideas are mined from the Beavis & Butthead Christmas episode!

1. Introduction

A
THE MEN DRINKIN' COFFEE
TASTER

presents:
THE MEN DRINKIN' EGGNOG CHRISTMAS ANTHOLOGY COOLECTION

The following anthology of holiday-themed short stories are a work of fanatic fiction. It is not an official or canonical entry in the Men Drinkin' Coffee mythos and should not be taken as such. Each story weaves a tale starring a different Latté Lad (or lads. Diaper Chris and Major Tom are both support classes, so they've been placed together in the interest of narrative structure). There may even be a special guest!

So come, join in the festivities. Unless you don't celebrate Christmas, because the stories as written are fairly non-inclusive.

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LEGAL DISCLAIMER: All of the short stories herein are a product of peace and love. No issue of favoritism is to be derived from the length, 'screen-time', quality, or characterizations within. The author reserves the recognition that writing fan fiction about real people, even in a questionably ironic fashion, is an incredibly weird thing to do and any boundaries crossed herein are to be considered unintentional and subject to removal pending notice of the offended party(s). The text contained herein is free to be redistributed ONLY on websites bearing the Official Men Drinkin' Coffee copyright.