Before He Cheats
Disclaimer: I do not own Twilight, the song "Before He Cheats" or any characters...
Rosalie was getting ready for Alice's birthday. She had really wanted her boyfriend, Emmett to go, but sadly he had to work that night.
As soon as she was ready she jumped into her car and sped off to the bar. When she arrived at the bar she walked up to her best friend and gave her a great big hug. "Happy birthday Alice!!" She said." Thanks Rose. I'm so glad you could make it. Where's Em?" she asked, hugging her. "He had to work. " The blonde said. "Oh, hey wanna go for a drink?" "Sure."
Right now he's probably slow dancing with a bleach blond tramp,
and she's probably getting frisky...
right now, he's probably buying her some fruity little drink cause she can't shoot whiskey...
Together they walked over to the bar and had a few drinks." I'll be right back. I have to go to the restroom." Rosalie walked over to where the restrooms where located and saw a huge guy that resembled Emmett dancing and kissing some brunette. As she walked by then, they turned around. She felt like somebody had just punched a hole through her chest, she could not believe what she was seeing.
She decided to stick around for a while and grabbed a seat that was close enough for her to see them but far enough that they couldn't see her.
Right now, he's probably up behind her with a pool-stick, showing her how to shoot a combo...
And he don't know...
Emmett took the slut over to the pool table and showed her how to make the ball go into the hole. When she made it, he kissed her yet again.
Rosalie had had it, she was beyond pissed. Swiftly, she got up and walked out of the bar without a word to anybody. She ran to her car, trying to keep the tears that were threatening to fall at bay.
While she had been running out of the bar and to her car she had come up with a plan. If he would break her heart, she would destroy his most prized possession…his precious jeep. She opened up the trunk and took out her bat, running her hands over it. "You're going to regret ever cheating on Rosalie Lillian Hale."
Rosalie looked around the parking lot and found it almost immediately. She walked over to it with and evil grin on her face. "Now…where to start?" She asked herself, looking over the jeep. It wasn't long before she answered her own question.
That I dug my key into the side of his pretty little supped up 4 wheel drive,
carved my name into his leather seats...
I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights,
slashed a hole in all 4 tires...
She twirled the bat in her fingers and took the first swing at his jeep. As soon as she felt the bat hit the metal, she felt so much better. It wasn't long before she was going crazy beating the shit out of it. When she had enough of the bat she took out a pocket knife and opened it.
She looked down at the tires and smiled to herself before slashing all four of the tires. Rosalie then took out the key Emmett had given her to the jeep and opened up the passenger door. Once again taking out the pocket knife she began to carve her name into the leather seats.
Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats.
When she finished taking out most of her anger she looked over at her handy work. "Good job Rose. He'll never forget what he did to you now."
Right now, she's probably up singing some
white-trash version of Shania karaoke...
Right now, she's probably saying "I'm drunk"
and he's a thinking that he's gonna get lucky,
Right now, he's probably dabbing on 3 dollars worth of that bathroom polo...
And he don't know...
Meanwhile back in the bar/club the girl Emmett had been dancing with was getting more that a little bit tipsy. Emmett was about ready to take her then and there.
That I dug my key into the side of his pretty little supped up 4 wheel drive,
carved my name into his leather seats,
I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights,
slashed a hole in all 4 tires...
Rosalie walked back over to her car and hid all the evidence in the car and went back inside the bar feeling much better. She found him in the same spot she had left and walked over to him with her head held high. Without saying a word to him she dropped the keys into his drink and turned on her heel, walking away from him forever, leaving a confused and dumbstruck Emmett behind her.
Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats.
Rosalie went over to where Alice was. "I gotta go Alice, I'll see you tomorrow. Happy birthday, again." She smiled as best as she could and once again walked out of the bar. She got into her car and drove away from the bar but not before driving past his jeep and looking at what she was proud to say was her work.
I might've saved a little trouble for the next girl,
Cause the next time that he cheats...
As she was driving home she was thinking to herself. "He's not my problem anymore. The next girl can deal with his crap but it ain't gonna be me anymore. It will never happen again."
Oh, you know it won't be on me!
No...not on me
'Cause I dug my key into the side of his pretty little supped up 4 wheel drive,
carved my name into his leather seats...
I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights,
slashed a hole in all 4 tires...
Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats.
Oh... Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats...
Ohh... before he cheats...
This is my first story. Personally I think it came out pretty good but since I wrote it my opinion doesn't really matter. This may or may not end up being a one shot. It all depends if you guys like it or not. Please review. They are greatly appreciated even if they are bad. Tell me how I can improve and what you thought of it. Thank you for reading!!(: