Summary: Mello, Matt, Near, L, Light and Ryuk are all human, about 14, and attending Whammy's, a high class all-boys school, in the all honors department. One day, due to boredom, Ryuk creates and detonates a bomb that causes about a third of the school to be destroyed, including the rooms previously occupied by the boys. Now they get stuck, two to a room for lord only knows how long while their section of the building is repaired. As their story unfolds new friends will be made, fists will clash and maybe, they might just find out that they like somebody they'd never expected (wink, wink, nudge, nudge).

Disclaimer: There is no possible way I could ever own Death Note because all my favorite characters die, and further more, Mario still belongs to Nintendo.

Beware: Mello's mouth, but it isn't too bad, Also, mentions a 'bomb' and 'attempted homicide', but it has absolutely nothing to do with the real world, so don't nag me about it.

Anyhow, this is the 1st chapter, enjoy!

All eyes were trained on Ryuk, some glaring at him, others looking at him questioningly, and a few were just sorry that they'd been born in the same lifetime as him.

"Do you have any fucking idea what you've done!?" Mello shouted, raising his arms above his head dramatically, and, as usual, being the first one to break the silence. "You just burned down a third of the school, you dumb ass!"

Ryuk winced, even imagining the damage Mello would be inflicting on him after today's incident made him hurt.

"Yeah, Ryuk," Light said, looking at him with anger, and a little pity, knowing that he wouldn't escape Mello unscathed. "And was there any particular reason you suddenly decided to detonate a bomb in science?"

Ryuk only shrugged, barely suppressing the smile and laughs trying to break past his innocent facade.

"Which is a class that we all attend during the same period, and same room?" L added in his usual monotone, grabbing at the grass between his toes on the school lawn.

"And we were supposed to be completing the assignments that were handed out yesterday." Near added, twisting a single lock of his snow white hair around his finger.

Ryuk didn't even bother outwardly acknowledging their comments, 1: he didn't really care who happened to be in the room at any given point in time, and 2: saying that homework was over rated was a tremendous understatement in his mind.

"Not to mention…" Matt ventured wearily, pausing mid-sentence for a long, loud yawn, and if anyone had bothered to look in his mouth, they probably could've seen his stomach. "I was just about to fall back asleep."

Ryuk let a small crooked smile tug up one side of his mouth, there would be no resistance from finding and acknowledging his amusement in that statement.

"Because we all know the importance of sleep to you:" Mello said sarcastically, a snicker escaping his lips dryly. "The fuck-tard who stays up all night playing Super fucking Mario Brothers."

"Actually," Matt began, trying to make his come back sound clever. "I finished that game last Monday."

Epic Fail at attempted come back was the only possible way to describe what had just passed over Matt's lips.

Both Light and Ryuk burst out laughing at this comment and even L and Near smiling ever so slightly.

Mello, on the other hand, was crouching so he could pounce on Ryuk for causing this mess in the first place and beating the shit out of him. And he would have too, if it weren't for the fact that their teacher popped up to see how all of them were doing.

"Is everyone alright?" Matsuda asked, still worrying about the safety of his students though the fire had long since come and gone.

The boys stopped to look up at their teacher, nodding one by one until he got the message.

"Good." He said, whipping a little sweat off of his forehead, and then inhaling deeply. "But I'm afraid I've got some bad news. For the time being or until they get the school fixed up, you guys will have to share rooms."

"What!?" they all seemed to say simultaneously, though each with his own pitch and volume.

"I know, I know, this is probably an inconvenience for you all, but you'll just have to bear with it." Matsuda said, he was tired but kept up with his endearing patience. "But look on the bright side; at least you get to pick your room mates."

L and Near silently locked arms, the last thing either of them wanted was to be stuck with any one of the other boys, they were just way too… neither could even come up with a word to describe the personalities of the others.

Matt and Light decided that it'd be best if they were together instead of with Mello or Ryuk; because 1: Mello was way too moody to deal with during school, which would only make things worse in a shared room, and 2: Ryuk had just blown up a considerable portion of the school; Matt didn't want the attention, and Light defiantly didn't want his reputation as a good student to be diminished by the guy who'd just been convicted of underage, attempted homicide.

That made Mello and Ryuk the only ones left standing, and they got paired up; though not without putting up a good fight, though that didn't manage to change anything. They were now officially doomed to be room mates… for lord only knew how long.

Although, it seemed everyone else was perfectly content to remain with their new bunk buddies… none of them had even the slightest notion of what they'd just gotten them selves into.

Well, that's the first chapter of this story. Hope you liked! Please R&R!

PS sorry for the summary sounding kind of like a soap opera, I suck at summaries. ^^"