Hi, it's me again, and I hope you enjoy. -PartyLikeAMutant.
Please note this is my first writing anything about Harry Potter in my life. (Even though I've been a fan since I can remember.)
Summary: Lord Voldemort sends out a message to the Fanfiction world.
Dear Fanfiction readers,
There have been hundreds of authors on here, who have claimed to be in arms reach of Harry Potter. I want for the true holder of this boy to come forward. Bring him to me, your good deeds will not go without reward. Be faithful in me, fellow readers. You will not regret your decision.
On another note,
For all of the readers who say they have kidnapped me, I despise you. I am the Dark Lord, you cannot keep my in your basements or attics. Your feeble attempts at trying to gain popularity is pitiful. When Harry Potter is dead and I control Hogwarts, you posers shall be the first to go.
Sincerely, The Dark Lord.