Clouds.Clouds.And more clouds.
Hmmm.
Shikamaru was at his best cloud-gazing spot. So nice. So peaceful. And most importantly of all, it was totally, completely trouble-free.Oh,yeah.He had forgotten about the most important thing. No women, the most terrifying and horrible creatures of the universe.
Especially,ESPECIALLY,no Ino and Temari.
Gods, those two girls drive him totally insane, not to mention that he always felt an odd urge to pee in his pants when they came near him. He was oh-so-totally free of them here, thank the gods.
Oh yeah,his mother doesn't bother him here too.
Shikamaru!Get your lazy butt moving and help out around the house!
Shikamaru!One fine is enough!
Shikamaru!Help your father with the deer!
Shikamaru everything.Shikamaru biff bang bash boom.
Shikamaru moaned and buried his face into his arm. Goodness gracious, he have to think about dear mommy at a time like this.
Ok,fine.Its just simply too troublesome to think about this.Yeah,best don't think about it anymore, or else he'll get that maddening urge to pee in his pants again.
Shikamaru slowly felt himself drifting away, his good, enormous IQ-laden brain creating a nice universe without nagging mothers,Inos and Temaris.When suddenly ...
"BOO!"
He jerked up yelling." What the heck!"
Two wide, not-so-innocent bright green eyes stared at him. A fan bopped his head, causing yet another new bruise to well up on his head.
"Oy!Genius!Wakey,wakey!"
Shikamaru rubbed his head."Ugh,women..."Good lord, he just thought about the scariest women in the universe nearly three minutes back and now one materialized in front of him? Best even avoid any thought about hem anymore.
BANG. Just as he finished this thought, he received another blow from Temari.
"Wake up and smell the coffee,genius!Come with me and get your lazy butt moving! We're off to train with your teammates and my brothers!"
Shikamaru looked up at the two, glowing mad scary green eyes belonging to a woman." Fine...Fine..."
BANG." One fine is enough!"
So like his mother.
Nara Shikamaru wobbled up on jelly knees and followed Temari to the training grounds a good distance away.Temari suddenly looked at him
"Later, I'll pass some ointment for your head,alright?"
Shikamaru blinked."Fine."He'd learnt his lessons well.
BANG."Now,buck up, genius!"
Women.
Even a genius with an IQ over 200 can't figure them out.