Hello,folks ! Fall here,and today is the day I burn what's left of my brain...or left brain,to say the least. With no regards to my safety (and remaining sanity) Everything belongs to their respective owners,which includes me and my opinions
Let's begin !
-Chapters 1 to 3-
AN: Special fangz (get it, coz Im goffik) No,but now I know ! 2 my gf (ew not in that way) At least leave out the 'ew' raven, bloodytearz666 4 helpin me wif da story and spelling. She didn't NEARLY help you enough U rok! Justin ur da luv of my deprzzing life u rok 2! Wtf ?! Which Justin are we talking about ? Timber lake ? Beiber ? I'll assume JB MCR ROX!
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Hi my name is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way and I have long ebony black hair (that's how I got my name) Wait... You had hair right when you just got out of your mother's womb ? Never mind, I'll just compliment your parents in creatively naming you. with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears As in clear ? Dude,you just said 'icey' blue ! and a lot of people tell me I look like Amy Lee Not how I imagined it (AN: if u don't know who she is get da hell out of here!). Totally reading :] I'm not related to Gerard Way but I wish I was because he's a major fucking hottie Wait,you want him as your brother,so you can eye fuck him ? . I'm a vampire but my teeth are straight and white Wouldn't you be a cannibal then, or something close to one ? . I have pale white skin. I'm also a witch Unfortunately , and I go to a magic school called Hogwarts in England SCOTLAND ! IT'S IN FUCKING SCOTLAND ! where I'm in the seventh year (I'm seventeen) Duh ... I'm a goth (in case you couldn't tell) Like you haven't mentioned that *eye roll* and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets Wait,pink ? and black combat boots. Another question,do you know what a uniform is ? I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation Don't you have pale skin ?! You'd look paler than the grudge, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I was walking outside Hogwarts. It was snowing and raining I would call it sleet,but since the rain and the snow are there the same time,it's not. so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them. Ok ? Good for you ? Fuck you ? I don't even know...
"Hey Ebony!" shouted a voice. I looked up. It was…. Draco Malfoy! Oh dear lord help me...
"What's up Draco?" I asked.
"Nothing." he said shyly. Shyly ? SHYLY ?! If I know one thing about Draco,it's that he's never shy (Or your definition of shy,he's more of a tsundere type of shy)
But then, I heard my friends call me and I had to go away. Best fucking ending to a chapter...
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AN: IS it good? PLZ tell me fangz! *eye twitch*
Chapter 2.
AN: Fangz 2 bloodytearz666 4 helpin me wif da chapta! If there's anything she's helping you with,it's not spelling BTW preps stop flaming ma exhibit A story ok!
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The next day I woke up in my bedroom I thought it you guys were in dorms ? It was snowing and raining again. Fuck the weather ! I opened the door of my coffin and drank some blood from a bottle I had From where exactly ? Did you have it in hand while you were asleep ? . My coffin was black ebony and inside it was hot pink velvet with black lace on the ends. I got out of my coffin and took of my giant MCR t-shirt No undies ? which I used for pajamas. Instead, I put on a black leather dress, a pentagram necklace, combat boots and black fishnets on. More clothes ! I put on four pairs of earrings in my pierced ears again,WTF ?!, and put my hair in a kind of messy bun.
My friend, Willow (AN: Raven dis is u!) Oh fuck,not another one woke up then and grinned at me. She flipped her long waist-length raven black hair with pink streaks and opened her forest-green eyes. She must have mad skills to do all that before opening her eyes. It's also sorta creepy... She put on her Marilyn Manson t-shirt with a black mini, fishnets and pointy high-heeled boots. We put on our makeup (black lipstick white foundation and black eyeliner.) MORE FUCKING CLOTHES ?! ARE YOU SHITTING ME ?!
"OMFG, I saw you talking to Draco Malfoy yesterday!" she said excitedly.
Yeah? So?" I said, blushing.
"Do you like Draco?" she asked as we went out of the Slytherin common room and into the Great Hall
"No I so fucking don't!" I shouted. Yeah,that's totally not obvious. You shouting in denial just doesn't confirm it
"Yeah right!" she exclaimed. Just then, Draco walked up to me.
"Hi." he said.
"Hi." I replied flirtily. Wow,way to show you don't like him...
"Guess what." he said.
"What?" I asked.
"Well, Good Charlotte are having a concert in Hogsmeade." he told me. How is a MUGGLE band going to a MAGICAL village ?
"Oh. My. Fucking. God!" I screamed. I love GC. They are my favorite band, besides MCR. -no comment-
"Well…. do you want to go with me?" he asked. Wait,Draco wants to SEE/LISTEN TO a MUGGLE band ? Unbelievable,what did you do to him ?
I gasped This is where you'll end it ? Wow,what a great cliffhanger.
Chapter 3.
AN: STOP FLAMMING DA STORY PREPZ OK !-still has no idea what a prep is- odderwize fangs 2 da goffik ppl 4 da good reveiws! Please tell me that almost all of them are sarcastic.FANGS AGEN RAVEN! oh yeah, BTW I don't own dis or da lyrics 4 Good Chralotte.
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On the night of the concert I put on my black lace-up boots with high heels. Underneath them were ripped red fishnets. Then I put on a black leather minidress with all this corset stuff on the back and front. I put on matching fishnet on my arms. Enough about clothing,please ! I straightened my hair and made it look all spiky. Is that even possible ? I felt a little depressed then, so I slit one of my wrists. ... I read a depressing book while I waited for it to stop bleeding and I listened to some GC. I painted my nails black and put on TONS of black eyeliner. With all the eyeliner,you might've looked like a raccoon... Then I put on some black lipstick. I didn't put on foundation because I was pale anyway. And you realized this now ? I drank some human blood I heard the hospital lost some so I was ready to go to the concert.
I went outside. Draco was waiting there in front of his flying car. I thought it was only the WEASLEY'S who had a flying car ? He was wearing a Simple Plan t-shirt (they would play at the show too), so not only ONE,but TWO MUGGLE BANDS are going to Hogsmeade ? baggy black skater pants, black nail polish and a little eyeliner (AN: A lot fo kewl boiz wer it ok!). Again,WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO HIM ?! *looks at the reader,ear,types to the reader* Don't answer,it was rhetorical.
"Hi Draco!" I said in a depressed voice. How does it sound depressing when you practically shouted ?
"Hi Ebony." he said back. We walked into his flying black Mercedes-Benz (the license plate said 666) Real original... and flew to the place with the concert. So you flew WITH the concert as well ? Wouldn't it be a hassle for you two since it's ALREADY THERE ? On the way we listened excitedly to Good Charlotte and Marilyn Manson. We both smoked cigarettes and drugs. I hope you two crash...or just Ebony.When we got there, we both hopped out of the car. And fell to your deaths We went to the mosh pit Still alive ?God damn it ! at the front of the stage and jumped up and down as we listened to Good Charlotte.
"You come in cold, you're covered in blood
They're all so happy you've arrived
The doctor cuts your cord, hands you to your mom
She sets you free into this life." sang Joel (I don't own da lyrics 2 dat song). Those are some lyrics
"Joel is so fucking hot." I said to Draco, pointing to him as he sung, filling the club with his amazing voice.
Suddenly Draco looked sad. Really ? Wow,so he gets jealous easily over considerably minor reasons ? Great fucking job ! You just ruined one of my favorite characters. Here's your fucking award.
"What's wrong?" I asked as we moshed to the music. Then I caught on. For the first time,you used your common sense ! Congratulations...for using it at the wrong moment and only using it once.
"Hey, it's ok I don't like him better than YOU!" I said.
"Really?" asked Draco sensitively and he put his arm around me all protective. Here's the sensitivity all over again... That came out wrong.
"Really." I said. "Besides I don't even know Joel and he's going out with Hilary fucking Duff. I fucking hate that little bitch." I said disgustedly, thinking of her ugly blonde face. Like we are with you ^-^
The night went on really well, and I had a great time. So did Draco. After the concert, we drank some beer and asked Benji and Joel for their autographs and photos with them. We got GC concert tees. Draco and I crawled back That looks priceless,seeing you two crawl..into the Mercedes-Benz, but Draco didn't go back into Hogwarts, instead he drove the car into… the Forbidden Forest! I hope to murder you in silence. Then again, where did my hopes ever bring me to in this fic
Ok,folks. That's a wrap ! Tune in for the next chapter as we head into what Tara thinks is explicit and how she changed our professors into...whatever she describes them. See you in guys in the next snow day
-Fall