About the Show
Reporter 1: Hello!
This is the show…
Reporter 1, 2, 3: How to annoy people!!
Reporter 2: I'm Jasmine!
Reporter 3: I'm Melissa!
Reporter 1: And my name is long and hard to pronounce so just call me Gerry for short!
Gerry: Well, Jasmine can you explain what this show is about?
Jasmine: This is the show where we piss people off just for hell of it.
And record and sell our embarrassing video footage to creepy fangirls.
Gerry: And will record them doing stuff that you've never seen before.
Melissa: So, if fan girls or guys want this stuff, contact us in our secret headquarters. At 1-800 howtoannoypeople or on our website: .
Hey guys could we have some for ourselves too?
Jasmine: Duh!
Gerry: *sweatdrop*
Jasmine you do know where also going to annoy Rock Lee.
Jasmine: No!
Gerry: We have to!
Jasmine: NOooo!
Gerry: You know you get to kiss him.
Jasmine: Fine.
Melissa: Oh! Oh! I want Deidara!
Gerry: Yes. Yes. You could have some of Deidara.
Jasmine: *laughs*
That sounds wrong.
Gerry: *blushes*
I didn't mean it like that!
Melissa: Yay! Nya!
Oh! We have tell our first victim.
Our first victim is…
#Pulls Lever and a pic of Itachi appeared#
Melissa: Itachi!!
Yay!
Gerry: Well, now we know our first victim…
Everyone: On with the show!