It was a beautiful winter day in the city of Ottawa, Canada. The sun was shining, the floor was covered in snow and kids and adults were skating on a frozen pond. It was a perfect day to be outside…but not for him. In front of the pond stood an apartment building and inside lived a 21-year-old man who had hair as white as the snow outside, pale skin and shocking red eyes. He sat lazily on the couch holding a can of beer in one hand and the TV remote on the other as he flipped through the channels. He sighed, not really paying attention to the screen anymore until a faint ringing got him out of his trance. Grunting he got off of the couch and picked up the phone making the ringing stop.

"Awesome speaking," he said into the phone, scratching the back of his head.

"Gilbert!" said an enthusiastic voice on the other side of the phone "how's mein boy doing?"

"Hey vatter, kesesesese, what makes you call the awesome me?" he said with now much more energy than before.

"I was just calling to let you know that well be going to Hawaii for a week and your mother and I want you to come as well."

"I don't think I can afford a plane ticket to Hawaii…"

"You don't need to worry about that," he said interrupting his son "we'll be paying for both your tickets and the hotel" Gilbert was doing a happy dance (a very awesome one) what person would be idiotic enough to turn down a free trip to…Wait both?

"Wait, what do you mean both?"

"You and your girlfriend of course!" Gilbert froze suddenly "your mother and I have wanted to meet her for months now since you hardly told us anything about her, so we thought, what better place to meet than at a family bonding trip?"

Gilbert chuckled nervously "y-yea…right" ever since he moved out of his parents' place he's been single but told his parents otherwise just to stop them from bugging him for the rest of his life. It was a fool-proof plan…until now that is.

"By the way son, you never told us her name" Gilbert passed nervously around the room.

"Right…her name…" he looked outside the window and noticed a familiar small blonde outside gliding though the frozen pond with kids "her name is Madeline Williams"

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"So what do you say Mattie?!" the albino was sitting on the couch of the blonde's apartment. The blonde, Mathew, looked with his head tilted and an eyebrow lifted. After a while he spoke.

"Ok Gil… what's the catch, eh?" he said taking a sip of hot chocolate from the mug he was holding.

"What do you mean? Can't an awesome man invite his almost as awesome best friend to a free trip to Hawaii for a week?" he said throwing his arm around the smaller man's shoulder which glared at him. "ok look in need you to pretend to date me so I can introduce you to my parents so they don't know I've been lying to them this whole time about being in a relationship." He finally said.

"So you're just going to tell your parents you're gay?" asked Mathew.

"Hell no! They would kill me, my parents both grew up with very strict families"

"Then why don't you ask a girl?" she said sighing.

"because I was in a hurry to think of someone and when I looked outside the window you were the first person I saw so I kind of described you and told them your name was Madeline" Mathew looked at him with an incredulous look but didn't say anything. "a-and I mean you kind of look like a girl already sooooooo…"

Mathew's palm met up with his forehead knowing what he was going with that "Gil…" he sighed "just because I'm gay doesn't mean I'm a cross dresser" he wasn't a cross dresser but he could pull it off if he tried. He had almost shoulder length, wavy blonde hair with an odd curl falling in front of his face where small framed glasses masked his big violet eyes. His eyelashes were longer that most men and he had soft pink lips. He was a head shorter that Gilbert and he had a small frame though he exercised.

"Please birdie, come on, you're my best friend you're supposed to help me!" he said giving him the best kicked puppy face he could make. Mathew sighed.

"Well…I've always wanted to go to Hawaii…" with that Gilbert's expression changed in an instant and was hugging his friend to the point where the other couldn't breathe.

"Thank you, thank you, thank you, you're awesome birdie! Know put your jacket on, were going shopping."

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Mathew and Gilbert got out of the car and headed into a pink building with big while letters that read "phoenix boutique". Once inside Gilbert immediately started looking for someone. "My friend Feliks owns this place so he can give us a discount" he explained and Mathew nodded.

"There you are Feliks!" he said causing a small man with shoulder length blonde hair and green eyes to turn around. He was wearing, what Mathew assumed, white designer jeans, a simple pink polo shirt and had a metric tape around his neck.

"Hey Gilbert, like, what are you doing here?" he said approaching the pair.

We need to buy enough clothes for a week" he said simply.

"Why do you need girl clothes?" he said tilting his head to the side. 'merde' thought Mathew how were they going to explain to him that they were buying clothes for him?

"Mattie here has a cousin in Hawaii and she looks exactly like him 'cuz his aunt is his mother's twin. Anyways it's almost her birthday and so we thought if the clothes looks good on him then it must look good on her right?" The Canadian looked at his friend in shock thinking how he was able to come up with that on the spot.

"Well why didn't you say so?" the other said. "I'm, like, totally happy to help, so let's get started!" the blonde dragged the Canadian by the wrist and shoved him into a changing room where he was forced to change into different clothes and style his hair depending on the outfit to add to the effect (according to Gilbert).

After about an hour or so of looking for different outfits and the Canadian blushing from embarrassment, they finally left the store with bags full of clothes and arrived at Mathew's apartment to pack their bags and wait until the next day.

Sup people Duckling here QUACK! If you read my last fanfic then I TOLD YOU, YOU WOULDN'T GET RID OF ME! If not then hey I'm Duckling! Anyways I have no idea where I'm going with this story, I've got the first few chapters all figured out though so I'm not worried. Also I've never been to Hawaii so if I write anything that's completely inaccurate feel free to tell me SO! I hope you guys are liking this so far and DUCKLING OUT QUACK!